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Main Forums => Politics => Topic started by: Ben on November 25, 2019, 04:25:56 PM
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The TDS is strong. Now the big news story is why the White House is not giving us an accurate gender description for military pooch Conan. There's a whole bunch of other TDS stuff out there too, turning a feel good story into orange man bad.
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/11/25/why-dont-we-know-this-stand-by-for-important-conan-the-hero-dog-gender-news/
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Should they be assuming the dog's gender?
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Just when you think they have hit bottom it turns out the bottom has a basement
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Just when you think they have hit bottom it turns out bottom has a basement
And they bring out the backhoe and start digging trying to get through that bottom.
We have a flat sack cat, sometimes we call it a him, sometimes a her. It really doesn't care as long as you feed it and pet it on its schedule. It has tried to trip me down the stairs several times, probably thinking "I could eat for months on that carcass".
bob
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Is this the same dog that's name was classified? Maybe the gender is still classified top secret.
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Maybe it'th a clothet bitch.
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So funny that gender, race, etc, all matter again. Well, not funny, really.
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*Bites crotch aggressively* It's Ma'am!
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The funniest part in all this is that there are multiple pictures of that dog sitting that show its belly. If a reporter was really curious the answer can be had without waiting for a White House Press Release.
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The funniest part in all this is that there are multiple pictures of that dog sitting that show its belly. If a reporter was really curious the answer can be had without waiting for a White House Press Release.
You are assuming that a reporter knows what to look for. It seems most of them don't understand how it works with their own species. It is a bit of a stretch to expect any more with another species entirely.
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You are assuming that a reporter knows what to look for. It seems most of them don't understand how it works with their own species. It is a bit of a stretch to expect any more with another species entirely.
They're all still trying to decide on the proper pronouns for dogs. Give them some time and they will finally figure out how many genders dogs have and what to call them.
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They're all still trying to decide on the proper pronouns for dogs. Give them some time and they will finally figure out how many genders dogs have and what to call them.
The question is: Have they asked the dog what gender it feels like?
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The question is: Have they asked the dog what gender it feels like?
Cat
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https://babylonbee.com/news/press-narrowly-escapes-white-house-grounds-after-trump-releases-the-hounds
It's a pity Trump didn't pick a VP named Smithers.
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Don't you mean "Higgins?" ??? Oh, wait, THE SIMPSONS, not MAGNUM, P.I. :facepalm:
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(https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-5199-2.jpg)
This picture cracked me up. =D