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Title: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: Ben on November 25, 2019, 04:25:56 PM
The TDS is strong. Now the big news story is why the White House is not giving us an accurate gender description for military pooch Conan. There's a whole bunch of other TDS stuff out there too, turning a feel good story into orange man bad.

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/11/25/why-dont-we-know-this-stand-by-for-important-conan-the-hero-dog-gender-news/
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 25, 2019, 04:30:38 PM
Should they be assuming the dog's gender?
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: WLJ on November 25, 2019, 04:41:10 PM
Just when you think they have hit bottom it turns out the bottom has a basement
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: BobR on November 25, 2019, 04:50:31 PM
Just when you think they have hit bottom it turns out bottom has a basement

And they bring out the backhoe and start digging trying to get through that bottom.

We have a flat sack cat, sometimes we call it a him, sometimes a her. It really doesn't care as long as you feed it and pet it on its schedule. It has tried to trip me down the stairs several times, probably thinking "I could eat for months on that carcass".


bob
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: DittoHead on November 25, 2019, 04:54:59 PM
Is this the same dog that's name was classified? Maybe the gender is still classified top secret.
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: 230RN on November 25, 2019, 05:30:23 PM
Maybe it'th a clothet bitch.
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 25, 2019, 09:16:38 PM
So funny that gender, race, etc, all matter again. Well, not funny, really.
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: French G. on November 25, 2019, 10:47:37 PM
*Bites crotch aggressively* It's Ma'am!
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: dogmush on November 26, 2019, 12:19:10 AM
The funniest part in all this is that there are multiple pictures of that dog sitting that show its belly.  If a reporter was really curious the answer can be had without waiting for a White House Press Release.
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 26, 2019, 05:30:36 AM
The funniest part in all this is that there are multiple pictures of that dog sitting that show its belly.  If a reporter was really curious the answer can be had without waiting for a White House Press Release.

You are assuming that a reporter knows what to look for. It seems most of them don't understand how it works with their own species. It is a bit of a stretch to expect any more with another species entirely.
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: RocketMan on November 26, 2019, 09:51:30 AM
You are assuming that a reporter knows what to look for. It seems most of them don't understand how it works with their own species. It is a bit of a stretch to expect any more with another species entirely.

They're all still trying to decide on the proper pronouns for dogs.  Give them some time and they will finally figure out how many genders dogs have and what to call them.
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: MechAg94 on November 26, 2019, 08:50:45 PM
They're all still trying to decide on the proper pronouns for dogs.  Give them some time and they will finally figure out how many genders dogs have and what to call them.
The question is:  Have they asked the dog what gender it feels like?
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: WLJ on November 26, 2019, 09:01:44 PM
The question is:  Have they asked the dog what gender it feels like?

Cat
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 26, 2019, 10:49:03 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/press-narrowly-escapes-white-house-grounds-after-trump-releases-the-hounds

It's a pity Trump didn't pick a VP named Smithers.
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: TommyGunn on November 27, 2019, 11:47:48 AM
Don't you mean "Higgins?"   ???   Oh, wait,  THE SIMPSONS, not MAGNUM, P.I. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Gendergate for Conan the Wonder Dog
Post by: MechAg94 on November 27, 2019, 12:02:55 PM
(https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-5199-2.jpg)
This picture cracked me up.   =D