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Title: Dick Cheney conspires against himself.
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 27, 2007, 04:41:19 AM: Dateline: Afghanistan

Reacting to charges that he and other administration figures send young men to die without ever facing risk themselves, Vice President Cheney on Monday arranged for Taliban forces to stage an "attack" on Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan. Though 12 people, including one down-trodden American conscript soldier of minority descent, were killed, Mr. Cheney himself was kept safely away from the hostilities.

According to a staff spokesman for the Vice President, everything went according to plan. "The Vice President is safe and in good health." he reported. "Although he courageously attempted to pull American wounded to safety, we were able to secure the Vice President in a safe location on the base. With this attack, Mr. Cheney has demonstrated that he can not only stage terrorist attacks and unjust wars that endanger others, but he is willing to endanger his own life as well. The level and sincerity of this administration's commitment to securing petroleum resources for the American people, as well as instilling fear in them, should now be obvious."

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=politicsNews&storyid=2007-02-27T122449Z_01_SP251378_RTRUKOC_0_US-CHENEY1.xml&src=rss&rpc=22
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Post by: wmenorr67 on February 27, 2007, 08:34:39 AM: Hey Fistful,
If I didn't know any better I would have thought this was an actual article written my Nancy Pelosi herself. Just sounds like something the Dems would dream up to try and show that the present administration is out of touch.
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Post by: client32 on February 27, 2007, 08:41:43 AM: I didn't see where the link was to, but I fully expected this text to be real.
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Post by: CAnnoneer on February 27, 2007, 11:16:18 AM: Fistful, please consider writing for NY Times. It is about time the truth about Darth Cheney came to light. That Wily Cheney. I bet he shot his friend in the face and turned his daughter gay as publicity stunts as well!
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Post by: 280plus on February 27, 2007, 11:34:17 AM: That BASTARD!!
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Post by: Perd Hapley on February 27, 2007, 11:45:47 AM: Quote from: CAnnoneer on February 27, 2007, 10:16:18 AM
That Wily Cheney. I bet he shot his friend in the face and turned his daughter gay as publicity stunts as well!

[mercedesrules]Your enlightenment is proceeding nicely. [/mr]
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 27, 2007, 11:54:27 AM: No, this was a plot by Bush to assasinate Cheney and blame it on Iran so he could invade that country too and declare martial law here, making himself dictator.
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Post by: 280plus on February 27, 2007, 11:56:09 AM: Yea and where was fistful when all this was going on? Who's turn was it to watch him?
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Post by: Perd Hapley on February 27, 2007, 12:13:31 PM: We regret to inform you that, due to an astounding coincidence, members The Rabbi and 280plus both perished just moments ago. Their latest posts appear to have been induced by smoke inhalation, as they died in tragic fires, and therefore their content should not be taken as factual.
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Post by: 280plus on February 27, 2007, 12:20:21 PM: Funny, I was JUST testing the flammability and toxicity of this new fangled spray in foam insulation. The stuff will only burn when exposed to open flame and extinguishes when you take the flame away but the SMOKE is making me feel a little queasy and maybe a little dizzy right now. Apparently fistful has the ability to watch me through the monitor.
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Post by: Perd Hapley on February 27, 2007, 12:57:17 PM: Uh, er, no 280, it's just that they told me - I mean, that is, I heard that there was smoke and I assumed there had been a fire. Anyway, you've probably had a hard day. Why not a nap? Don't mind any odd noises or smells or anything.
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Post by: 280plus on February 27, 2007, 01:06:41 PM: Yea, a nap is sounding mighty good right about n... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Post by: Monkeyleg on February 27, 2007, 01:43:24 PM: Has anyone considered that Fistful might actually be Dick Cheney?
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Post by: Perd Hapley on February 27, 2007, 01:50:09 PM: Oh well. Good run while it lasted. Of course now, I'll have to scrub all my posts and delete the account. Nice meeting you folks. Take care.
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Post by: 280plus on February 27, 2007, 01:58:04 PM: Snort, Kaak, coff coff,,,Huh?
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Post by: RocketMan on February 27, 2007, 06:55:25 PM: Quote from: Monkeyleg on February 27, 2007, 12:43:24 PM
Has anyone considered that Fistful might actually be Dick Cheney?
Nah, nevermind, I won't say it.
He's probably watching me through the monitor, too.