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Title: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Strings on March 07, 2007, 11:34:58 AM
A remark made in the Ann Coulter thread (I'd give fistful's left kidney for...) got me to thinking: what WOULD people here trade fistful's left kidney for?

 Personally, I'd happily pay someone to take both of 'em, but I'd like other folks' input... Tongue
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Gewehr98 on March 07, 2007, 11:44:14 AM
Probably not a fair trade (Fistful's kidney being somewhat undervalued), but how about a nice evening with Halle Barry or Eva Longoria?  grin
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Thor on March 07, 2007, 11:46:46 AM
A couple or three (or four) collector grade M1 Garands and something in full-auto (one that shoots REAL caliber bullets!!)  grin
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: The Rabbi on March 07, 2007, 11:47:31 AM
I'd like trade it for a Korth but could probably manage an RG at best.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: K Frame on March 07, 2007, 11:48:54 AM
A used toothbrush and a half-drunk can of flat diet Coke.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 07, 2007, 11:52:42 AM
You can have my left kidney when you pry it from my cold, dead body.   angry

Or if you really desperately needed it to save your life, I guess. 
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Vodka7 on March 07, 2007, 12:02:27 PM
After reading the food thread, I'd trade it for a nice oven-baked pizza and a six pack of something tasty.

Course, maybe I'll change my mind after dinner and ask for some ice cream Tongue
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: roo_ster on March 07, 2007, 12:10:08 PM
"That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan& and world peace."
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Brad Johnson on March 07, 2007, 12:25:33 PM

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You can have my left kidney when you pry it from my cold, dead body.

Well, with a few phone calls....

Wink

Brad
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: grampster on March 07, 2007, 12:28:28 PM
Hmmmm, with one less kidney fistful will be much less effective in a peeing contest.   grin
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Nightfall on March 07, 2007, 03:54:43 PM
...one of those hologram rooms they have on Star Trek, a holodeck I think it is. I can think of a lot of good uses for that one! I'd even let fistful try it. See what a great guy I am?  angel
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Sindawe on March 07, 2007, 05:10:22 PM
What would I give fistful's left kidney for?

1. A non-cost prohibitive patch for Exchange 2000 to address the upcoming DST change.

OR

1. My employer shell out the $$$ to upgrade to Exchange 2003 or 2007.

OR

1. A job that pays in the high five figures for me to chase spiders, examine local flora and count prairie dogs in all the colonies around here.  Heck, I'll even SHOOT the little beasts for the money.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on March 07, 2007, 05:57:26 PM
I'd give fistful's kidney for a new wheelset for my bike.  The wheels I have on my Cross Check right now are little too light and flimsy for general use.  They're also fugly black, not shiny silver like proper bike wheels ought to be.  I woulda bought a new wheelset last season, but I've been short on cash.  But if I could pay with fistful's body parts instead...
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: charby on March 07, 2007, 05:59:26 PM
I sell Fistful's left kidney on Mexican Ebay, then use the money to hire Guido to cut off his hands so he couldn't type anymore. moooohhaaahaaaa



Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 07, 2007, 06:06:22 PM
I am deeply troubled that all of you would glibly take away my vital organs for your insignificant pursuits.  You should be ashamed of yourselves.   sad


Not that I really expected better from Hunter Rose.  Tongue
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Strings on March 07, 2007, 06:46:11 PM
oh, c'mon dude: our trivial pursuits are FAR more important than your body being able to remove toxins... :neener:
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 07, 2007, 07:33:28 PM
I'm not too worried, really.  I have enough faith that I can just tell God to heal me.   rolleyes
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: K Frame on March 07, 2007, 07:43:25 PM
You can have my left kidney when you pry it from my cold, dead body.   angry


Done and done.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 07, 2007, 08:03:46 PM
You kidney-grabbing statist.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: glockfan.45 on March 07, 2007, 09:15:15 PM
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got me to thinking: what WOULD people here trade fistful's left kidney for?

To add insult to injury I'd sell it on the blackmarket and donate the proceeds to Hillarys campaign fund  grin .
Just kidding I would never give $ to a Clinton. I would however be willing to make a trade for some magic beans, or perhaps just something shiny.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 08, 2007, 02:19:15 AM
I'd give fistful's kidney for a new wheelset for my bike.  The wheels I have on my Cross Check right now are little too light and flimsy for general use.  They're also fugly black, not shiny silver like proper bike wheels ought to be.  I woulda bought a new wheelset last season, but I've been short on cash.  But if I could pay with fistful's body parts instead...

HIJACK!
Let me recommend Bontrager Select wheels.  I've got them on my crosscheck for racing cyclocross, and they are nearly bulletproof and under $200.



Fistful's left kidney?  I'll take a six pack of beer....the good stuff, maybe some local microbrew....
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: mtnbkr on March 08, 2007, 02:42:47 AM
I'd give fistful's kidney for a new wheelset for my bike.  The wheels I have on my Cross Check right now are little too light and flimsy for general use.  They're also fugly black, not shiny silver like proper bike wheels ought to be.  I woulda bought a new wheelset last season, but I've been short on cash.  But if I could pay with fistful's body parts instead...
HIJACK!
Let me recommend Bontrager Select wheels.  I've got them on my crosscheck for racing cyclocross, and they are nearly bulletproof and under $200.

Fistful's left kidney?  I'll take a six pack of beer....the good stuff, maybe some local microbrew....

Further hijack

Performance has Ultegra/Open Pro wheels with double butted spokes for $200 online, but I got my set at a local Performance B&M store for $168.  I've put about 50 miles on them so far and they're holding up nicely under my 188lbs.

With Fistful's left kidney as payment, you'd probably get change.

Chris
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Mabs2 on March 08, 2007, 02:45:17 AM
I'd trade his left kidney for his right kidney.
Cause if he says no, either way I've still got his kidney to trade for something.

..yea.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: CAnnoneer on March 08, 2007, 02:27:43 PM
Obviously trade it for his liver, a plate of fava beans, and a glass of Cianti. I trust you got no hep and you don't drink too much, fistful? The liver is in prime shape? Yum yum.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: Balog on March 08, 2007, 02:32:55 PM
An  FAL with about a hundred magazines, before it gets banned.

A computer, because I'm about to move into my own place and I'll miss the internet.
Title: Re: I'd give fistful's left kidney for...
Post by: roo_ster on March 08, 2007, 05:05:43 PM
Obviously trade it for his liver, a plate of fava beans, and a glass of Cianti. I trust you got no hep and you don't drink too much, fistful? The liver is in prime shape? Yum yum.
Wasn't Lector talking about the victim's pancreas, the "sweetbreads."