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Title: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: Ben on August 17, 2020, 08:19:16 PM
The midget is confiscating dogs in North Korea. I'm going with the "food shortage" theory. Or maybe a dog bit him, and he's just out for revenge now.

https://nypost.com/2020/08/17/kim-jong-un-orders-pet-dogs-to-be-confiscated-in-pyongyang/
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: WLJ on August 17, 2020, 08:37:48 PM
Or he's developed a taste for Stir Fried Dog
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 17, 2020, 09:05:49 PM
What comes after Soylent Green?
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: just Warren on August 17, 2020, 09:10:23 PM
Maybe he's confused as to what hush puppies really are.

Also, North Korean Dog Confiscation is a great band name.
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: Andiron on August 17, 2020, 09:12:58 PM
The midget is confiscating dogs in North Korea. I'm going with the "food shortage" theory. Or maybe a dog bit him, and he's just out for revenge now.

https://nypost.com/2020/08/17/kim-jong-un-orders-pet-dogs-to-be-confiscated-in-pyongyang/

Maybe a dog once bit his sister?
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: French G. on August 17, 2020, 09:33:16 PM
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: Nick1911 on August 17, 2020, 10:53:00 PM
/sigh/

Well, he's finally crossed the line.  Time to invade.  [ar15]
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: MechAg94 on August 18, 2020, 09:51:23 AM
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Kim issued the directive in July to round up the pets, claiming they were part of “a ‘tainted’ trend by bourgeouis ideology,’’ a source told the English edition of Chosun Ilbo, a South Korean newspaper.

“Ordinary people raise pigs and livestock on their porches, but high-ranking officials and the wealthy own pet dogs, which stoked some resentment’’ among the lower classes, the source said.

So he is just punishing the upitty types for having too much luxury. 

I would have thought the lower classes might be resentful of him being fat.
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: Ben on August 18, 2020, 10:10:03 AM
So he is just punishing the upitty types for having too much luxury. 

I would have thought the lower classes might be resentful of him being fat.

I'm still betting there's more to it than his overt explanation. He doesn't give a *expletive deleted*it about NK peasants.
Title: Re: North Korean Dog Confiscation
Post by: Pb on August 18, 2020, 11:13:32 AM
This reminds me of the Chinese seizing and killing pet dogs to "clean up" the streets to help them get the Olympics some years ago.