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Title: You must choose one.
Post by: Fly320s on October 26, 2020, 11:01:52 AM

Choose your weapon.

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 26, 2020, 11:03:00 AM

No SPAM?

Brad

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: WLJ on October 26, 2020, 11:04:11 AM

Bacon
Greatly cuts down on suicide bombings in the area to boot

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: Ben on October 26, 2020, 11:05:29 AM

Chicken, because at least I'll have it.

https://youtu.be/Qj4cXXdVN-M

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: ConstitutionCowboy on October 26, 2020, 11:31:01 AM

Bacon. You can eat most anything if you wrap enough bacon around it.

Woody

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: charby on October 26, 2020, 11:37:31 AM

It's America, I don't have to chose, I burn all of them and piss my neighborhood off. (Chimney that is properly up drafting shouldn't be putting smoke or scents back in the house.)

I have a KFC about a block north of my house, if we get the right speed of a north wind it smells like fried chicken. 1 mile south is a soybean animal feed processor (soybean crusher for oil and roaster for protein), south wind means a sweet roasting smell. 2 miles east is a soybean fermenter, east winds don't smell so nice.

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: WLJ on October 26, 2020, 11:59:35 AM

Got poor reviews but hey

https://www.amazon.com/Shooting-Range-Candle-Gunpowder-Scented/dp/B07ZCF4SCT

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: zxcvbob on October 26, 2020, 12:08:41 PM

Old rubber soled boots and shoes that I get at the Goodwill store.  It's a lot easier than cutting a tire into bite-sized pieces :D  The neighbors love it!

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: 230RN on October 26, 2020, 06:45:23 PM

Merge these threads !

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=63182.

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=63183.0

Terry hobbles away, peeling rubber from his cane tip, laughing like hell.

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 26, 2020, 07:56:48 PM

Is this thread what happens when APS' annual trip to Yankee Candle is called off, due to virus?

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: Cliffh on October 26, 2020, 08:50:21 PM

Local Walmart has an endcap of the KFC logs.  You can smell them from 20' away.

Beats the hell out of smelling some of the customers....

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: Fly320s on October 26, 2020, 08:58:19 PM

Quote from: Cliffh on October 26, 2020, 08:50:21 PM

Local Walmart has an endcap of the KFC logs.  You can smell them from 20' away.

Beats the hell out of smelling some of the customers....

Cliff, if we've told you once, we've told you a thousand times: Stop smelling the customers!  Now get back to stocking the chicken logs.

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: WLJ on October 26, 2020, 09:03:05 PM

Doing the Bidem Sniff?

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: Andiron on October 26, 2020, 09:23:05 PM

Without pumpkin spice,  there is no Southern Tier Pumking....

Title: Re: You must choose one.
Post by: Cliffh on October 27, 2020, 07:12:42 PM

You mean I can't follow the example of our illustrious leader?