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Title: Hijunked!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on January 13, 2021, 03:36:24 PM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom

Ouch.

I went over to my grandparents' house to help them set up a new Roomba, that is awfully innernetz-enabled.  Too innernetz-enabled, IMO. 

Not seeing the attraction to web-enabled pecker cages.  Then again, I also don't see the attraction to pecker cages in general.
Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: MechAg94 on January 13, 2021, 03:41:06 PM
I am kind of leaning toward those people should have to pay the ransom so maybe they might learn not to be so stupid.
Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: MillCreek on January 13, 2021, 03:50:54 PM
A grinding wheel should take care of it. Go slowly.
Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: RoadKingLarry on January 13, 2021, 06:08:50 PM
I am kind of leaning toward those people should have to pay the ransom so maybe they might learn not to be so stupid.

"Stupid" should be painful, expensive or both.
Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: WLJ on January 13, 2021, 06:12:42 PM
"Stupid" should be painful, expensive or both.

And embarrassing
Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: BobR on January 13, 2021, 06:14:08 PM
I find this more disturbing than the actual product or the fact it can be internet enabled.

Quote
"I wasn’t the owner of the cage anymore so I didn’t have full control over the cage at any given moment," another victim who goes by the name RJ told Motherboard in an online chat.

Just how does one find the resale value on a used chastity cage?

 =|

bob
Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: Devonai on January 13, 2021, 07:30:40 PM
I'm gonna hazard a guess that unhindered access to reproductive organs is not these people's greatest challenge.
Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: 230RN on January 14, 2021, 07:11:06 AM
Somehow I'm reminded of this:

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_NvzquXWY0Ok%2FS-bp0UZj0jI%2FAAAAAAAAAJs%2F_ISkNvzB_tE%2Fs320%2Fsuper%2Bman.jpg&hash=e8e9b09c493e547cef299dae4dd94a955bdf0ff7)

Don't know why, just does.

Title: Re: Hijunked!
Post by: lee n. field on January 14, 2021, 01:36:42 PM
Somehow I'm reminded of this:

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_NvzquXWY0Ok%2FS-bp0UZj0jI%2FAAAAAAAAAJs%2F_ISkNvzB_tE%2Fs320%2Fsuper%2Bman.jpg&hash=e8e9b09c493e547cef299dae4dd94a955bdf0ff7)

Don't know why, just does.



if you haven't seen it before, look up Larry Niven's short essay, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex)".