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Title: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: FreedomCommando on March 22, 2007, 11:20:32 AM
Well well well, a new yahoo group specifically for "white supremesists" [sic] is forming.  It's called "Aryans Against the Zog." 

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We are a group of white supremesists. We refer to the teachings of List and the Thoul society. You must be primarily of Aryan descent to join this group. Our gowl [sic] is to unite all Aryan groups to bring fourth [sic] a new birth of freedeom [sic] for our people. you can reach me at white_standard@yahoo.com. I go by Christopher Stone. We need recruits. fight for our race.88

Time for a New Rule: if you go around calling yourself part of the master race, it should be required that you at least pass 8th-grade English.  rolleyes

World domination is important and should be conducted with dedication - at least until your mom calls you downstairs for dinner. 
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Brad Johnson on March 22, 2007, 11:23:54 AM
That's just pathetic.

Brad
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Ezekiel on March 22, 2007, 11:33:56 AM
[Insert sarcasm HERE.]  I'm thinking of joining!
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: K Frame on March 22, 2007, 11:36:38 AM
WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!

Uh, that IS electricity that comes from a hydroelectric dam, right?
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Declaration Day on March 22, 2007, 11:46:02 AM
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=603       grin grin grin grin grin grin
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: CAnnoneer on March 22, 2007, 11:54:54 AM
Nobody can be that stupid/ignorant. Sounds like a sting operation to me - supremacist groups tend to be involved in juvenile violence, drug trafficking, BATF violations, etc. It would be funny to see how many undercover cops get netted by the sting of other depts.
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: HankB on March 22, 2007, 12:00:06 PM
WITE PAUER! WITE PAUER!

I once saw a comedy skit in which klansmen were dismissed as idiots - at one time it apparently cost $25 to join, and only an idiot would pay $25 for an ordinary $2 white sheet  . . . with two holes in it.  grin

(The ad is so bad, I doubt it's on the level . . . )
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Art Eatman on March 22, 2007, 12:03:39 PM
Klan hats are form-fitting.

Art
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 22, 2007, 12:27:51 PM
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Sounds like a sting operation to me


No way.  Gotta be a joke.  Too many flamboyantly mis-spelled words.  I can never remember how to spell mis-spell. 
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Manedwolf on March 22, 2007, 12:33:44 PM
Contrary to general knowledge, the current "peaked cone" hood is a recent development. Many prototypes were tried, including the Potato Sack, the Mr. Bill, and the Lenin, as seen here.

Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Sindawe on March 22, 2007, 12:35:42 PM
White supremacists are the strongest proof against the validity of such a daft notion.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: crt360 on March 22, 2007, 12:41:36 PM
Supremesist?  Maybe it's British.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL."
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Lee on March 22, 2007, 12:49:12 PM
This could be settled easily.  Why don't the damned Zionists just lower the lot rent at the trailer park?
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: K Frame on March 22, 2007, 01:08:01 PM
This could be settled easily.  Why don't the damned Zionists just lower the lot rent at the trailer park?

Because Xenu is majority owner, and he needs all the cash he can get right now to repair his saucer.
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: charby on March 22, 2007, 05:44:44 PM
Ayran Smearian...

hmmm I'm a German decent, pretty much 75% (rest is hebrew and native american)

I'm a Teuton, dark skin, dark eyes here..  Hell my ancestors kicked ass several times in the crusades.

F then supremists....

So where do I fit in?

ha ha ha





Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 22, 2007, 08:01:25 PM
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I'm a German decent

Speaking of poor spelling.  Tongue


So are you guys down to take out the ZOG, or what.  Let's roll! 
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: 280plus on March 23, 2007, 01:35:20 AM
No, that appears to be authentic white supremecist spelling to me...

 cheesy
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 23, 2007, 02:39:23 AM
I disagree.  I think its probably serious.  Or as serious as morons can be, anyways  cheesy
It doesn't take long to find crappy spelling on the 'net.  Really bad spelling is prevelant (sp?) on the 'net.
Hell, my spelling isn't all that great (although I know how to spell goal).
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World domination is important and should be conducted with dedication - at least until your mom calls you downstairs for dinner.   

Now that's just some funny *expletive deleted*it there!
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: HankB on March 23, 2007, 03:50:03 AM
Klan hats are form-fitting.
AHA! So today's Klansmen come from Remulak! (A small town . . . in France!)
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: charby on March 23, 2007, 05:08:46 AM
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I'm a German decent

Speaking of poor spelling.  Tongue


So are you guys down to take out the ZOG, or what.  Let's roll! 

I'm going to smack you with a wienerschnitzel
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: natedog on March 23, 2007, 05:18:15 AM
Let's all go take a HOT SHOWER! HOT SHOWER HOT SHOWER!

Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: El Tejon on March 23, 2007, 05:23:05 AM
If the Germans are the Master Race, then why throughout history have we English kicked their backsides? grin 
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Thor on March 23, 2007, 05:59:31 AM
Didn't somebody post about the Aryan race recently and the fact that the Aryans originated in the Middle East ?!?!?  shocked
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: El Tejon on March 23, 2007, 06:19:50 AM
Well, if India/Afghanistan is considered the Middle East. police

Plenty of Aryans about, except we are dropping bombs on them or they are betraying us right now.

A friend of mine had a funny story when he was in Afghanistan in '02 with SF.  He saw a group of guys with blonde and red beards, dressed native and carrying AKs and PKMs like his team.  He wandered over and slapped a guy on the back and said "hey, you guys new here?  You with 5th Group?"

He received a confused response in Pashto. grin 
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 23, 2007, 06:36:35 AM
Didn't somebody post about the Aryan race recently and the fact that the Aryans originated in the Middle East ?!?!?  shocked

Eh, it's complicated.   undecided

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryans
Title: Re: Calling all "white supremesists"
Post by: Glock Glockler on March 23, 2007, 07:20:23 AM
Silly, Tejon

The English only beat the Germans with generous American help:)  And some might consider the English to by Aryans themselves with those plentiful helpings of Nordic DNA from the Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Normans, etc. 

Hmmm, I think this is going to be complicated.

Anyway, why is it whenever someone claims to represent the zenith of white stock they are usually inbred and without a chin?  They really should work on their PR, maybe get a good looking polished guy who can also spell and form complete sentences, a Joe Montana look alike.  Throw in some of the charisma training they gave to Obama and he just might rise to the credibility level of David Duke.