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Title: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: Ben on March 21, 2021, 02:42:01 PM: This popped up on my Amazon recommendations, and I couldn't help but crack up about all the "military grade" talk for a door that opens and closes in a chicken coop. :laugh:

https://www.amazon.com/ChickenGuard-Extreme-Automatic-Chicken-Accessories/dp/B00TPZHIM4/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=Y1GtX&pf_rd_p=5928e347-16f0-4e53-a849-898a1e55c6bc&pf_rd_r=DP0YD042GTXKNXMTMESN&pd_rd_r=256d8d02-99d7-4837-a80e-dc0fa521ec57&pd_rd_wg=atKZC&ref_=pd_gw_bmx&th=1

Plus, "Made in Britain" immediately reminded me of:

https://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: HankB on March 21, 2021, 02:50:54 PM: Chicken Guard . . .EXTREME? On a chicken guard?

That last word - "EXTREME" - is a warning that the item is overpriced and probably won't work. I found this out going to gun shows - the more impressive the name, the lower the level of performance you should expect. An item described as "Tactical Extreme Ninja Fire Dragon Special Forces SEAL Gear" is probably useful only for suicide . . . or gifting to someone you really don't like.
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: WLJ on March 21, 2021, 02:53:37 PM: It's for the chicken coops where they keep Nuclear Land Mine Chickens
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: MillCreek on March 21, 2021, 03:45:21 PM: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock

We must never forget the debt of gratitude we would owe Nuclear Land Mine Chickens, if they were ever actually deployed.
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: cordex on March 21, 2021, 04:50:41 PM: Quote from: MillCreek on March 21, 2021, 03:45:21 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock

We must never forget the debt of gratitude we would owe Nuclear Land Mine Chickens, if they were ever actually deployed.
They would have to be posthumously promoted to Kentucky Colonel.
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: just Warren on March 21, 2021, 06:02:14 PM: But does it decrease fowling?
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 21, 2021, 06:57:58 PM: Quote from: cordex on March 21, 2021, 04:50:41 PM
They would have to be posthumously promoted to Kentucky Colonel.

"Extra Crispy" indeed.
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: WLJ on March 21, 2021, 07:53:06 PM: May they rest in 11 herbs and spices
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: Cliffh on March 23, 2021, 06:34:19 PM: I was shocked to see that it's made in Britain instead of China.
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: kgbsquirrel on March 23, 2021, 08:23:41 PM: Quote from: HankB on March 21, 2021, 02:50:54 PM
Chicken Guard . . .EXTREME? On a chicken guard?

That last word - "EXTREME" - is a warning that the item is overpriced and probably won't work. I found this out going to gun shows - the more impressive the name, the lower the level of performance you should expect. An item described as "Tactical Extreme Ninja Fire Dragon Special Forces SEAL Gear" is probably useful only for suicide . . . or gifting to someone you really don't like.

Just "Boomstick" = ?
Title: Re: Military Chicken Guard
Post by: WLJ on March 23, 2021, 09:19:38 PM: What? No all black Tactical model and a green Zombie model?