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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Ben on March 21, 2021, 02:42:01 PM
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This popped up on my Amazon recommendations, and I couldn't help but crack up about all the "military grade" talk for a door that opens and closes in a chicken coop. :laugh:
https://www.amazon.com/ChickenGuard-Extreme-Automatic-Chicken-Accessories/dp/B00TPZHIM4/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=Y1GtX&pf_rd_p=5928e347-16f0-4e53-a849-898a1e55c6bc&pf_rd_r=DP0YD042GTXKNXMTMESN&pd_rd_r=256d8d02-99d7-4837-a80e-dc0fa521ec57&pd_rd_wg=atKZC&ref_=pd_gw_bmx&th=1
Plus, "Made in Britain" immediately reminded me of:
https://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ
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Chicken Guard . . .EXTREME? On a chicken guard?
That last word - "EXTREME" - is a warning that the item is overpriced and probably won't work. I found this out going to gun shows - the more impressive the name, the lower the level of performance you should expect. An item described as "Tactical Extreme Ninja Fire Dragon Special Forces SEAL Gear" is probably useful only for suicide . . . or gifting to someone you really don't like.
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It's for the chicken coops where they keep Nuclear Land Mine Chickens
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock
We must never forget the debt of gratitude we would owe Nuclear Land Mine Chickens, if they were ever actually deployed.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock
We must never forget the debt of gratitude we would owe Nuclear Land Mine Chickens, if they were ever actually deployed.
They would have to be posthumously promoted to Kentucky Colonel.
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But does it decrease fowling?
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They would have to be posthumously promoted to Kentucky Colonel.
"Extra Crispy" indeed.
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May they rest in 11 herbs and spices
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I was shocked to see that it's made in Britain instead of China.
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Chicken Guard . . .EXTREME? On a chicken guard?
That last word - "EXTREME" - is a warning that the item is overpriced and probably won't work. I found this out going to gun shows - the more impressive the name, the lower the level of performance you should expect. An item described as "Tactical Extreme Ninja Fire Dragon Special Forces SEAL Gear" is probably useful only for suicide . . . or gifting to someone you really don't like.
Just "Boomstick" = ?
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What? No all black Tactical model and a green Zombie model?