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Title: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: Bogie on June 20, 2021, 12:26:25 PM
Well, it seems that Missouri is a "Covid hotspot."
 
Because there are cases. They're up 52% - that's a big number!
 
A little further along in the story, you find that we're at 10 cases per hundred thousand population. Cases.
 
Media seems to have zero shame.
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: 230RN on June 20, 2021, 02:09:32 PM
Hey, if you have two cases and another one shows up,

OMG OMG OMG THAT'S A 50% INCREASE IN ONLY ONE DAY !!

Clutch your pearls, fan your face, and fall gracefully onto the fainting couch.

       (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/A_reclining_lady_with_a_fan_by_Eleuterio_Pagliani_(1826-1903).jpg)
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: WLJ on June 20, 2021, 02:22:36 PM
Hey, if you have two cases and another one shows up,

OMG OMG OMG THAT'S A 50% INCREASE IN ONLY ONE DAY !!

Clutch your pearls, fan your face, and fall gracefully onto the fainting couch.

       (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/A_reclining_lady_with_a_fan_by_Eleuterio_Pagliani_(1826-1903).jpg)

And be sure to vote democrat!

Missouri
Gov: R
Assembly: R

There's your problem!
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 20, 2021, 02:56:13 PM
It's so bad out there. My wife and I have had to barricade ourselves in our home. The covidzombies are everywhere. I'll keep posting to this board as long as
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: TommyGunn on June 20, 2021, 05:31:46 PM
It's so bad out there. My wife and I have had to barricade ourselves in our home. The covidzombies are everywhere. I'll keep posting to this board as long as
....Yes?? ......
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: Bogie on June 21, 2021, 12:06:13 AM
Today, one of the stories is about how the cumulative number of cases his higher than it ever was.
 
Really.
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: Fly320s on June 21, 2021, 05:42:17 AM
Today, one of the stories is about how the cumulative number of cases his higher than it ever was.
 
Really.

Cumulative.  Is higher.

That is so strange.  I wonder how that happened.  Time for a lockdown!   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 21, 2021, 07:26:46 AM
St. Louis County has very high population density, compared to other parts of the state. Here's how bad their stats are:

https://stlcorona.com/resources/covid-19-statistics/

Oh. The humanity.
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: RocketMan on June 21, 2021, 09:24:19 AM
St. Louis County has very high population density, compared to other parts of the state. Here's how bad their stats are:

https://stlcorona.com/resources/covid-19-statistics/

Oh. The humanity.

Better lock the place down.  Permanently.  It's the only way to beat the 'Rona!
Title: Re: Lies, damn lies, and... the show-me state...
Post by: Bogie on June 21, 2021, 11:44:29 PM
In St. Louis City (which is NOT part of the County), we are at 530 deaths since the start of Operation Orange Man... That in the overall population is 0.166%. The vast majority of them from nursing homes, long-term care facilities, skilled nursing facilities, and hospices.
 
Yeah. Really.