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Title: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: Bogie on August 13, 2021, 11:06:21 AM
...for my 60,000 mile checkup. It shall involve this.
 
NSFW, by the way...
 
https://youtu.be/BBMsPNI6EZE
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 13, 2021, 11:32:31 AM
Fun times indeed!
I had my first go around 6-7 years ago. Yeah, the prep is everything and more than you hear about.
My Dr did give me a drug combination that almost made it worth it.
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: Bogie on August 13, 2021, 11:35:48 AM
BTDT once already.
 
I must say that both the knockout and the wakeup were damn near instantaneous... No real discomfort. No "good drugs" - sigh. A friend has suggested mixing rum with the moviprep...
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: Ben on August 13, 2021, 11:47:32 AM
I just got the notice from the health insurance that I'm overduedue (get it?) for number three, on the five year plan started at 45 due to family history, though I went 6 on the last one and it has been six this time.

This may be my last one. I'm starting to do the statistical calculations on number of rammings versus chance of perforation / skill of physician (never the same one) vs time it takes polyps to turn to cancer and kill me. I'm still up for doing non-invasive alternatives.
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: Brad Johnson on August 13, 2021, 11:59:13 AM
Ross Bennett's take on it, along with some sage advice on prep accessories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbFU83ZrTlQ

Brad
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: MillCreek on August 13, 2021, 12:35:00 PM
My first one at age 50 was a piece of cake.  With enough Versed on board, you can get through anything.  When I turned age 60, I converted to the annual FIT test instead, but I don't have a personal or family medical history that would argue more strongly for periodic colonoscopy.
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: French G. on August 13, 2021, 01:16:32 PM
Trendsetter, I talked the hospital into doing it as a diagnostic rather than screening so it would be covered at age 45. So now they have checked everything in my gut except where I tell them it bothers me. Got an endoscopy same time. Hernia that I told them was there. Small they say. I am sure it was when I was dehydrated, sedated, prostrated, and empty boweled. Here in the real world I have a hell of a time swallowing. Seven years until doc plays with my butt, three for the endo.
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: Ben on August 13, 2021, 01:31:24 PM
When I turned age 60, I converted to the annual FIT test instead, but I don't have a personal or family medical history that would argue more strongly for periodic colonoscopy.

So my understanding is that the only thing you lose doing the FIT test is that if something is indicated, like polyps, it just means you have to then do the colonoscopy anyway. Otherwise if it comes back negative you are good to go?
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: MillCreek on August 13, 2021, 08:04:20 PM
So my understanding is that the only thing you lose doing the FIT test is that if something is indicated, like polyps, it just means you have to then do the colonoscopy anyway. Otherwise if it comes back negative you are good to go?

Yes sir, you are spot on, again with the codicil that you have no significant personal or family history for which colonoscopy would be the better first choice.
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: Jim147 on August 13, 2021, 08:46:41 PM
Have you scheduled your exit only tattoo?
Title: Re: I'm getting scheduled...
Post by: JTHunter on August 15, 2021, 06:50:17 PM
This brings new meaning to the expression of "going the wrong way on a one way street".  :facepalm: