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Title: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 30, 2007, 04:06:14 PM

Sorry, D-dog, I know you would have loved to post this gem yourself. 

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Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Matthew Carberry on March 30, 2007, 04:10:13 PM

"...other planets and dome cities..."? 

I'm in, but who will protect us from the Thetans?

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Sergeant Bob on March 30, 2007, 04:15:51 PM

Good work on the linkage Fist!
Won't you have to pay DD royalties or something?

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 30, 2007, 04:16:21 PM

Carebear, that part's easy.  Now if you'll just take this quick 200-question survey and pay us five thousand dollars, we'll help you deal with your Thetans.


A friend of mine actually stopped in to a Scientology center and took one of their test or surveys.  I was stuck there for at least an hour, waiting.  Man, I should have gotten some better friends back then. 


Just kiddin, OG. 



Thanks, Sarge.  I had to use your little tutorial from yesterday to get it right. 

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Sergeant Bob on March 30, 2007, 04:41:47 PM

Quote from: fistful on March 30, 2007, 03:16:21 PM

Thanks, Sarge.  I had to use your little tutorial from yesterday to get it right.

Con mucho gusto.

That page was so wide I had to scroll all the way into the living room to read it.
Now I think I'm gonna scroll into the bathroom.

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Antibubba on March 30, 2007, 09:14:08 PM

There really is no need to read the article; the title sums it up nicely.

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: 280plus on March 31, 2007, 02:24:15 AM

There's punch?

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Matthew Carberry on March 31, 2007, 10:22:46 AM

I was just thinking, by concentrating us inveterate punsters and smartacres in one forum, the rest of the internet is significantly more groan-free.

Oleg (who has to occasionally read this stuff I assume) jumped on that bad comedy grenade for the sake of everyone else.

Man deserves some kind of medal, though I'm not sure what it'd be called. 

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: Antibubba on March 31, 2007, 04:12:27 PM

How about The Punful Hurt?  For his suffering in the line of doody.

 

Title: Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
Post by: MechAg94 on March 31, 2007, 05:25:34 PM

So what makes the punch so special.  Did someone spike it with something good?  I guess if Kelly Preston is standing over there.....