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Title: Assicons???
Post by: Preacherman on May 26, 2005, 12:29:13 PM

Received via e-mail from a friend:

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We all(?) know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

        means a smile and
         is a frown.

        Sometimes these are represented by
        :-)
        :-(

        Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"   Here goes:

        (_!_)        a regular ass

        (__!__)     a fat ass

        (!)            a tight ass

        (_*_)        a sore ass

        {_!_}        a swishy ass

        (_o_)       an ass that's been around

        (_x_)       kiss my ass

        (_X_)       leave my ass alone

        (_zzz_)    a tired ass

        (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

        (_$_)       Money coming out  of his ass

        (_?_)       Dumb ass

        You have just been e-mooned!

Title: Assicons???
Post by: Schuey2002 on May 26, 2005, 02:20:17 PM

( << My favorite Assicon.)

Title: Assicons???
Post by: Standing Wolf on May 26, 2005, 03:52:52 PM

Better a smart ass than a dumb ass.

(My mother didn't think that was the least bit funny when I was nine.)

Title: Assicons???
Post by: Happy Bob on May 26, 2005, 04:21:47 PM

Good Heavens!

-from a "friend," izzatso? Sure ... we believe you  

-- Warm Regards from a hopeless (_E=mc2_)

Title: Assicons???
Post by: P95Carry on May 26, 2005, 06:29:18 PM

I just have to be flippant here LOl -

Title: Assicons???
Post by: DustinD on May 26, 2005, 09:19:00 PM

Your assing for it. That was funny.