So, you'd have to be an idiot or have a momentary lapse of reason to buy a ticket.
I can see the libertoids coming out of the woodwork (I thought I sprayed for them last week?). "They make their own choices and spend their own money. What's the problem? You just want to control peoples' live, you statist."
Yeah, whatever. I am no advocate for the gooberment solving every one of life's problems, of which stupid folks have more than their fair share. I also don't think gooberment ought to actively work to make stupid folks' lives harder.
I admit, I've bought a couple lotto tickets over the years. Maybe five or six times in the entire span of my life. Probably less than $30 combined, which is less than a trip to the movies these days. It was neither stupidity nor lapse of reason, just entertainment. I got a chuckle out of it and pondering immense wealth tickled for a bit. Which is more than some of the gods-awful crap Hollywood has provided.
No one is holding a gun to folks' head and making them lay down their money. Yes, it's a tax on people that can't do math, but it's a voluntary one.
I buy lottery tickets occasionally.
I've won a couple hundred in instant scratch over the years, and nothing in drawings.
Why do I buy them?
Because they AMUSE me. They don't amuse you? That's fine, you're not me, and I'm not, nor do I want to be, you.
Some people like to wager small stakes, and the lottery provides a way of doing that without having to find a casino, or without going to a quasi-legal sports book.
Ultimately, who are you to say how people find their diversions.
As for it being a tax on the stupid, there are precious few taxes that aren't taxes on the stupid.
Now, just think about it.
In the time it took you to post that protracted whine and cheese festival, you could have scratched off a winning lottery ticket and set yourself up for your next vacation....
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You nailed my sentiments exactly.
Add the fact that most, if not all of the lottery winners go broke after winning it. They get on a buying spree and try to maintain that lifestyle beyond the reach. Even if you when something like 300 mil, it is really not that much.
How is it my problem that if someone has a multi-million dollar windfall, they are too stupid or lazy or irresponsible to be smart about it? How is it any different than if they were to win a multi-million dollar lawsuit and piss it away? How someone spends thier money is not my problem.
My last reply got nailed in all the DDOS fun & games, so I'll be brief. <cheers form the audience>
Do any of y'all who are buyers of current state-produced lottery tickets think you will derive less pleasure scratching off privately-produced cards in a privately-run lottery with better odds of winning?
My problem with state lotteries is not with folks deriving pleasure from them. My problem is more along the lines of:
1. It is run by the gooberment.
2. The gooberment is making life more difficult for those less encumbered with intelligence, rather than remaining neutral and letting the market fleece them in its good time.
3. The gooberment gives odds worse than any private company would dare, under risk of prosecution.
4. The gooberment protects its monopoly with the threat of force.
5. The gooberment pretends to do it "for the children."
The mouth-breathers inconveniencing everyone at the stop-n-rob counter are annoying, but not outrageous in the way the gooberment is. crt360 gave some of the detail.
Yeah yeah we get it...
THE BIG EVIL GOVERNMENT IS CRUSHING MY SKULL WITH THE LOTTERY OF DOOM!
You been reading Shirley Jackson stories again?
"I was one of about six people in line who gave up, put the stuff we were going to buy back and left a store, all because some woman had made the counter her personal lottery playground."
That's the store clerk's fault.
Exactly right.
My only beef with the lottery is the spread between payoffs. Top prize is $$ millions and next prize is only a few tens of thousands. Need something in between. $70,000 for example is not a life changing amount of money; $500,000 is.
I should also add that it's also the CUSTOMER'S fault for not asking the lady to move her butt so that the people behind her can check out while she's playing.
I don't know. Judging by butt-tonnage on some people that insist on counter-hogging for scratchoffs, I'd be scared they might back over me.
- which brings up another related topic -
Some people really need to be reminded that Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
Brad
Every once in a while I actually go inside to pay so I can get a drink. It never fails that I get behind a lottery scratch-off player. It usually takes them quite a while to figure out how to toss thier money away.
Yes. Waiting for people to pick three of those and two of those, and two of them other kind is more than I should have to bear. Even if they don't scratch them off while I'm waiting.
Also, govt. should not be involved in such nonsense. It has enough nonsense going on in other areas.
I should add I'm putting on my spandex right, now, under my running pants.
The wife and I are actually going to start burning off some of her cooking.
I could just tell the whole world to bleep off, and buy Fistful his very own George Michael dance revue...
Oh, you big thweetheart, you.
Murray was an observant Jew, regularly part of the minyan at shul. Always as he was leaving, Murray would say, " And God, would it be so terrible I should win the lottery?" This went on for years until finally there came the voice from everywhere and nowhere at once:
[reverb]
"Murray! Ya gotta buy a ticket!"[/reverb]
So, to amuse myself and feed the fantasy, I occasionally buy a ticket, but only if the jackpot exceeds
the odds against for the game at hand.
Murray probably figured his odds of finding the winning ticket lying in the street were only slightly less than his odds of winning with a purchased ticket.
They figured the odds and said that you were more likely to be struck by lightning and be in a plane crash than win the jackpot.
[dumb&dumber]So, what you're saying is...I have a chance!?[/dumb&dumber]