Post by: charby on June 28, 2007, 06:17:26 AM
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!"
So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude... How much water did you drink?!!"
Post by: cosine on June 28, 2007, 06:39:17 AM
7 out of 10.
Post by: Mabs2 on June 28, 2007, 07:43:19 AM
Total comes to 6 out of 11.
Post by: charby on June 28, 2007, 07:47:56 AM
Thread title is misleading, there is only one koala in the story. -6 points.
Total comes to 6 out of 11.
Total comes to 6 out of 11.
I need to quit hanging out with the koala it is starting to mess with my thought process.
Post by: Bogie on June 28, 2007, 08:12:33 PM
Shoulda been wearing a ten-gallon hat...
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 29, 2007, 01:58:21 AM
Post by: charby on June 29, 2007, 05:03:10 AM
Post by: Mabs2 on June 29, 2007, 06:50:58 AM
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole.
Incorrect.
Actual movie quote said "North Pole."
Post by: charby on June 29, 2007, 07:43:10 AM
Post by: Gewehr98 on June 29, 2007, 07:44:12 AM
It's 4:20 already?
Post by: charby on June 29, 2007, 07:47:52 AM
Damn.
It's 4:20 already?
It's 4:20 already?
Somewhere it is
Post by: Sindawe on June 29, 2007, 08:12:32 AM
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Damn.
It's 4:20 already?
Somewhere it is
It's 4:20 already?
Somewhere it is
Thats the beauty of it, it is ALWAYS 4:20 somewhere. So the stoners are ALWAYS baked, locked to a couch and leaving the rest of us alone.
Post by: roo_ster on June 29, 2007, 09:41:05 AM
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Damn.
It's 4:20 already?
Somewhere it is
It's 4:20 already?
Somewhere it is
Thats the beauty of it, it is ALWAYS 4:20 somewhere. So the stoners are ALWAYS baked, locked to a couch and leaving the rest of us alone.
Post by: Mabs2 on June 29, 2007, 11:23:25 AM
I pulled it from memory, only missed one word.. geez give a guy a break
A break will cost you.Besides, you didn't miss a word, you replaced it with a wrong word.
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 29, 2007, 04:09:28 PM
Post by: charby on June 29, 2007, 10:49:37 PM
What movie is this?
Billy Madison