The sun is all mine and the rest of you need to pay me to use it.
Send this year's rent, $120.00, to:
The Badger
P.O. Box 1132
Lafayette, Indiana 47902-1132
If you are a sandal-wearing, guilt-ridden Lefty, send $1,000.00 and I will absolve you of all White Guilt.
Dear Mr. Badger, I am writing to inform you that your sun caused physical burns to various locations on my body last Friday, June 29th, 2007, and has done so on numerous prior occasions. I estimate my damages to be approximately $250,000.00, based on the cost of long-term injury to the skin, localized itching, burning and peeling, mild disfigurement, emotional trauma, interference with business opportunity, alienation of affection, and so-on. I will kindly accept the sum of $250,000.00 as consideration for any and all damages caused by your sun, prior to this date, with the exception of any forms of cancer or other condition requiring treatment above and beyond that provided by a bottle of aloe vera gel or lotion which may or may not contain vitamin E. If payment is received within 10 days of today's date, I will also indemnify and hold harmless you and your sun for various damage to my property caused prior to this date including faded or peeling paint, dehydrated leather and upholstery, cracked vinyl, warped plastic and brown grass. Sincerely, Mel A. Noma
Yeah, if we switched to predominantly wind power, they'd be b!tching that we were using more than our fair share of that too!
Don't forget about killing all the migratory birds and slowing down Earth's rotation.
Yeah, if we switched to predominantly wind power, they'd be b!tching that we were using more than our fair share of that too!
Wind is just moving air currents which the Sun also causes.