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Title: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: The Rabbi on July 05, 2007, 10:05:08 AM
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Dear Friend of ActForChange,

Did you hear that Al Gore is campaigning?

Fight Global Warming

Make a donation to Carbonfund.org in honor of the Live Earth Concert.

Send me a Note

Do you have a great idea for combating global warming? Tell me about it.

He's letting people know that this Saturday, July 7, is the Live Earth concert. It's pretty impressive: 24 hours, 7 continents, 2 billion people. But it's more than a one-day event. It's a challenge -- to nations and individuals -- to do something about climate change.

A lot of people think that it's hard. It's not. Here's something I did. My husband and I bought a super-efficient dishwasher and clothes washer and got a couple hundred dollars in rebates back on our water and power bills. We used the extra money to better insulate our 140-year-old house. Now we're a little warmer -- and the world is a little cooler.

Here's something else I did. I went to Carbonfund.org,a partner of Working Assets, where you can offset your carbon output. You can offset 7 tons of CO2 for $38.50. Or offset a cross country trip in your Prius for just $7. Or go ZeroCarbon for $99 a year. Carbonfund.org even lets you choose your offset method -- renewable energy, investment in energy efficiency or tree planting.

If we're going to make the changes needed to avert a climate crisis, we all have to do our part. That's why I'd like to know about your ideas for putting the brakes on global warming. Send them to me at carbon@workingassets.com. I'll publish them on the Working Assets blog.
 
I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Sarah Clusen Buecher
Citizen Action Manager & Global Warming Fighter
Working Assets

P.S. -- Please share this message with all your friends. We're all in this together!

Heck, I'll offset your CO2 for $30, just pay me through PayPal.....
Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: El Tejon on July 05, 2007, 11:01:59 AM
Hah, I will offset your carbon, your abuse of plants and animals and forgive you of your rich white boy guilty all for a case of ammo (9mm, .45acp, .223 or .308).

 police
Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: Manedwolf on July 05, 2007, 11:09:07 AM
Carbon Credits...

P.T. Barnum would just nod and grin.
Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: mountainclmbr on July 05, 2007, 02:18:32 PM
His son, Al Gore III, just got arrested for posession of marijuana. I am sure he would never think of burning it, thereby releasing CO2 and other gasses, and disappointing dad in the process!
Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: thebaldguy on July 05, 2007, 03:00:28 PM
If I remember right, he was pretty harsh on drug users years ago...amazing how he has changed.
Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: Standing Wolf on July 05, 2007, 04:27:17 PM
Liar Gore can run, but he can't hide from the great public fool he made of himself in 2000.
Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: Antibubba on July 05, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
Just imagine how much CO2 emissions could be reduced if we just get those 2 billion people to stop exhaling...

Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: The Rabbi on July 06, 2007, 02:50:07 AM
Imagine how much pollution we could cut down on if he would just stop opening his mouth.

Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 06, 2007, 04:26:42 AM
Imagine how much pollution we could cut down on if he would just stop opening his mouth.



That's nasty.  The falling turd is gross, too.
Title: Re: Al Gore Is Campaigning
Post by: Mabs2 on July 06, 2007, 12:53:10 PM
Reminds me of South Park.
HOW TO POOP FROM YOUR MOUTH.