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Title: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Werewolf on July 22, 2007, 07:31:02 AM
If you're an evil overlord that is...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Devonai on July 22, 2007, 07:35:11 AM
I remember getting this when it came out in 1996.  My favorite is still #46:

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If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: 280plus on July 23, 2007, 10:53:25 AM
I like #4: "Shooting is NOT to good for my enemies"

 grin
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 23, 2007, 12:25:12 PM
Read quickly, my friends.  After I have committed the list to memory, I shall destroy it, so that no one will know the diabolical secrets of my long, dark reign.  With the wisdom of The List, I shall rule with an iron fist, FOREVER!!  BWAHAHAHA!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!   Wait, I probably shouldn't tell you guys my sinister plan, huh?  This list stuff is hard. 
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on July 23, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
Quote from: fistful on July 23, 2007, 11:25:12 AM
Read quickly, my friends.  After I have committed the list to memory, I shall destroy it, so that no one will know the diabolical secrets of my long, dark reign.  With the wisdom of The List, I shall rule with an iron fist, FOREVER!!  BWAHAHAHA!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!   Wait, I probably shouldn't tell you guys my sinister plan, huh?  This list stuff is hard. 

And the maniacal laughter?  That is so passe......
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Werewolf on July 23, 2007, 06:31:39 PM
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on July 23, 2007, 02:27:38 PM
Quote from: fistful on July 23, 2007, 11:25:12 AM
Read quickly, my friends.  After I have committed the list to memory, I shall destroy it, so that no one will know the diabolical secrets of my long, dark reign.  With the wisdom of The List, I shall rule with an iron fist, FOREVER!!  BWAHAHAHA!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!   Wait, I probably shouldn't tell you guys my sinister plan, huh?  This list stuff is hard. 

And the maniacal laughter?  That is so passe......

Obviously Fistful didn't internalize RULE 20:

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# Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 23, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
Quote from: Werewolf on July 23, 2007, 05:31:39 PM
Obviously Fistful didn't internalize RULE 20:

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# Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

Dude, this list stuff is HARD!  My henchmen failed to remind me of rule twenty.  Why am I surrounded by frickin' idiots? 
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Sindawe on July 23, 2007, 09:56:23 PM
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Dude, this list stuff is HARD!  My henchmen failed to remind me of rule twenty.  Why am I surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Those who can not remember the rules should not aspire to be a Dark Lord.  grin
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 24, 2007, 02:41:38 AM
Just for that, I have prepared for you an unnecessarily exotic and easily escapable death!
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: doczinn on July 24, 2007, 05:06:58 AM
Are there at least sharks with laser beams on their foreheads?
Title: Re: Rules to LIVE BY!
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 25, 2007, 01:35:18 PM
There better be!  I should allowed to have sharks with frickin' laser beams on them!