Post by: erik the bold on September 27, 2007, 04:40:11 AM
from: http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/717727.html
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Thomasi McDonald, Staff Writer
MORRISVILLE - When Morrisville police officer Chris Gill handed him a ticket, Kent Kauffman coughed. Next thing Kauffman knew, Gill was charging him with assault on a government official.
Gill contends Kauffman intentionally coughed on him three times. According to Gill's report, Kauffman looked into the officer's eyes before "hacking" in his face, Morrisville spokeswoman Stacie Galloway said Wednesday.
Kauffman acknowledges that he coughed two or three times from the window of his Dodge minivan Tuesday but said it was toward Gill's waist.
"He says I coughed in his face," Kauffman said. "But that would only work if he had a 4-foot-long face."
Kauffman said that Gill cuffed him and threw him into the side of the patrol car, and that he ended up on the ground.
"It knocked the wind out of me," he said. "He kept yelling at me to get up. I told him, 'I can't move, man, I'm sick.' "
Kauffman, an accountant for Accountemps in Chapel Hill, said he developed a cough after his dog, Blair, died of kidney failure last week. He said he was still stricken Tuesday but went to work because he needed the cash.
Kauffman was traveling on McCrimmon Parkway just after 8 a.m. when Gill pulled him over for not wearing a seat belt. Gill charged Kauffman with a Class misdemeanor. If convicted, he could spend up to 60 days in jail.
Webster's dictionary says that to cough means to expel air suddenly and noisily from the lungs through the glottis, either as the result of an involuntary muscular spasm in the throat or to clear the air passages. A Wake County judge will decide the intent behind Kauffman's cough.
Post by: MechAg94 on September 27, 2007, 05:23:56 AM
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 28, 2007, 09:44:46 AM
Why did they define coughing at the end? I guess the writer needed a reminder so he left the reference in.
Maybe thinking the ruling might hinge on the technical definition of a cough, as to whether the cough was voluntary or involuntary? Of course who defines whether it was or wasn't, and if the alleged cougher expelled any lung cheese on the police officer, which may be why the officer charged him in the first place. Utterly disgusting? Yes. Chargeable offense? Don't think so.
Post by: Mabs2 on September 28, 2007, 12:48:40 PM
Post by: Phyphor on September 28, 2007, 12:51:55 PM
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Post by: Phyphor on September 28, 2007, 05:32:23 PM
The time has come for common-sense restrictions on these deadly assault coughs.
Hell yea,
we definitely need Cough suppressors..
Post by: Antibubba on September 28, 2007, 08:40:08 PM
Gentlemen, I bring you ROBO-TUSSIN!!!
Post by: Tallpine on September 29, 2007, 04:07:20 PM
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we definitely need Cough suppressors
Yeah, but you'll need a $200 tax stamp to buy one ...
Post by: Balog on September 29, 2007, 07:37:09 PM