Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on October 10, 2007, 05:48:42 PM
Don't hit her in the face, don't leave bruises or draw blood, don't do it front of your kids. In other words, don't leave any evidence.
Post by: Paddy on October 10, 2007, 05:56:18 PM
Post by: K Frame on October 10, 2007, 06:00:16 PM
Post by: Paddy on October 10, 2007, 06:01:52 PM
I don't advocate hitting women, but I do know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist...
The inability to get a date?
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 10, 2007, 06:15:58 PM
Post by: Gewehr98 on October 10, 2007, 08:16:46 PM
Post by: K Frame on October 10, 2007, 09:33:50 PM
Post by: LadySmith on October 10, 2007, 10:45:41 PM
I wonder how many wife beaters are capable of following the rules when they get upset.
I also wonder what evidence might be hidden underneath burkas.
Finally, with the prohibitions against causing bleeding, bruising or broken bones, not in the face or on other sensitive parts of the body...is he talking about a beating or a spanking?
I have nothing against guys hitting women in self defense. But if someone, male or female, has to resort to fisticuffs to get a point across in a relationship, it's a sign something critical has failed (like...um... the relationship itself).
I know I wouldn't put up with that.
Post by: wmenorr67 on October 11, 2007, 01:52:53 AM
Post by: Mabs2 on October 11, 2007, 04:58:43 AM
Barbara, LadySmith, care to respond?
Isn't...LadySmith a dude?
Post by: Jamisjockey on October 11, 2007, 05:56:33 AM
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...is he talking about a beating or a spanking?
Now that's just dirty!
Post by: Boomhauer on October 11, 2007, 06:37:49 AM
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Isn't...LadySmith a dude?
I don't think so...
Post by: Firethorn on October 11, 2007, 06:57:41 AM
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Isn't...LadySmith a dude?
I don't think so...
It's the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are federal agents.
Post by: wooderson on October 11, 2007, 07:05:54 AM
Post by: matis on October 11, 2007, 07:07:48 AM
At least Muslim wives are not "merchandise". Give him that.
matis
Post by: Paddy on October 11, 2007, 07:15:09 AM
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What I want to know is, do this Muslim cleric's instructions for the proper way to beat your wife represent the "moderate" or the "extreme" version of Islam?
shootinstudent will be along to explain it's a fake; Israeli propoganda; and the guy in the video is really a Mossad agent.
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on October 11, 2007, 07:17:32 AM
At least Muslim wives are not "merchandise". Give him that.
Heh, yeah, he's a real hero.
Post by: CAnnoneer on October 11, 2007, 07:29:15 AM
Just out of curiosity - which part of the female body is NOT sensitive? The cleric must not have been with a woman in a long long while...
Which explains many things...
Post by: Mabs2 on October 11, 2007, 07:31:25 AM
Or something D:
Post by: CAnnoneer on October 11, 2007, 07:31:51 AM
shootinstudent will be along to explain it's a fake; Israeli propoganda; and the guy in the video is really a Mossad agent.
He may advocate electricity and water as righteous ways of torturing one's wife - after all, no bleeding or bruising... Besides, she deserves it, just like we did 9/11.
Post by: Paddy on October 11, 2007, 07:49:24 AM
Post by: Paddy on October 11, 2007, 07:55:09 AM
Post by: mtnbkr on October 11, 2007, 08:00:36 AM
Chris
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on October 11, 2007, 10:46:43 AM
Can I make this a sticky?
Post by: mtnbkr on October 11, 2007, 11:25:14 AM
Chris
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 11, 2007, 11:29:06 AM
but if it stays lighthearted, I won't whine...
Chris
Chris
Then can I?
Brad
Post by: Jamisjockey on October 11, 2007, 11:30:43 AM
but if it stays lighthearted, I won't whine...
Chris
Chris
Then can I?
Brad
No.
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 11, 2007, 11:39:01 AM
Brad
Post by: Paddy on October 11, 2007, 11:57:14 AM
wooderson will jump in, blame it all on Bush, then abruptly leave without any further explanation.
Post by: Paddy on October 11, 2007, 12:01:31 PM
Post by: Balog on October 11, 2007, 12:40:21 PM
I could have SWORN he had a signature that used to say "I'm a guy!"
Or something D:
Or something D:
That was Strings when he was HunterRose.
Post by: Mabs2 on October 11, 2007, 12:59:23 PM
I could have SWORN he had a signature that used to say "I'm a guy!"
Or something D:
Or something D:
That was Strings when he was HunterRose.
Sorry XD
Post by: roo_ster on October 11, 2007, 01:28:46 PM
Y'all are slippery enough to keep straight, without having to figure out who was who.
Post by: Gewehr98 on October 11, 2007, 03:27:23 PM
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Can I re-open it? I mean, it's the first thread ina while where we are all joking TOGETHER? No one is fighting?
Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands, by the book.
(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)
Post by: cosine on October 11, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands, by the book.
(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)
Wouldn't that actually be "what's fair for the gander is fair for the goose"?
Post by: mtnbkr on October 11, 2007, 03:58:01 PM
Nothing sexist about it unless bringing to our attention the depravity of <some> Muslims is sexist.
Chris
Post by: Tallpine on October 11, 2007, 04:23:57 PM
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Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands
My wife beats me up almost every morning
Post by: wmenorr67 on October 11, 2007, 04:41:02 PM
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Can I re-open it? I mean, it's the first thread ina while where we are all joking TOGETHER? No one is fighting?
Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands,
(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)
There fixed it for you
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on October 11, 2007, 04:52:52 PM
Post by: Tallpine on October 11, 2007, 05:11:43 PM
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Yeah...I hope everyone actually watched the video. I wasn't giving instructions on how to smack around your wife, I was linking to a video of a muslim cleric giving instructions on how to smack around your wife.
I figured that out, even though I didn't bother to watch the video
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 11, 2007, 05:13:50 PM
Post by: MillCreek on October 11, 2007, 05:46:50 PM
But for those of us who do beat our wives, anybody have any more good tips?
Yes. Learn to sleep with one eye open.
Post by: brimic on October 11, 2007, 07:22:05 PM
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Just out of curiosity - which part of the female body is NOT sensitive? The cleric must not have been with a woman in a long long while...
Then again the whole interview may have been flawed by one mistranslation- where he was talking about his camel may have been mistakenly translated as 'woman'
Post by: Gewehr98 on October 11, 2007, 08:57:25 PM
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Did you watch the video?
Nope. I learned a long time ago not to click on video links posted here. Probably the smartest decision I ever made with respect to this forum.
The thread title is what shows up on Google when using armedpolitesociety as a search term, hence my comments.
THR had problems with sexist content, no reason it should be prevalent here, IMHO.
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on October 11, 2007, 09:02:55 PM
Post by: LadySmith on October 11, 2007, 11:34:30 PM
Barbara, LadySmith, care to respond?
Isn't...LadySmith a dude?Then again, my sig line might be true.
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Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands, with the book.
Chapter One - When Nagging FailsKeep a hardbound dictionary handy, although any paperback by James Michener will do in a pinch...
Post by: Antibubba on October 11, 2007, 11:44:45 PM
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Nope. I've got the affection for cute widdle things and everything.
Why was a NAA .22 revolver the first thing to pop into my head when you said that?
Post by: LadySmith on October 11, 2007, 11:52:31 PM
Oops, guns aren't supposed to be cute. It's esthetically pleasing...in an OMG how cuuuuute kind of way.
Post by: MechAg94 on October 12, 2007, 03:11:15 AM
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 16, 2007, 03:49:31 PM
(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)
Mixed metaphor, Mate.The correct versions of the two you have intermingled are:
"What's fair is fair"
and
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."