Post by: JAlexander on June 30, 2005, 07:05:01 AM
My darling bride and I were heading out of Austin late last night and we saw one of the coolest hand-painted bumper sticker type things ever. On the '70-something Ford truck in front of us, someone had covered the top quarter of the tailgate with white paint, and then in green paint had written "A nation of sheep begets a government of wolves". The quote wasn't properly attributed to Edward R. Murrow, but I can forgive that. Ya gotta love the sentiment.
The truck also had a real bumper stick that read "Valhalla: Gods, heroes, mythical beings, cheap beer". Seems like the driver was someone who'd fit in around here.
Y'all have any favorites?
James
Post by: mtnbkr on June 30, 2005, 07:18:53 AM
Makes my wife and I laugh every time we think about it.
Chris
Post by: toro on June 30, 2005, 08:14:14 AM
I'm tired of the media saying no one supports our troops when they lay their life on the line everyday. I wish some of those reporters had to fight in those firefights then they might have more respect.
Mrs. Toro
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Matthew 27:54
Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
Post by: K Frame on June 30, 2005, 08:35:09 AM
"It takes a viking to raze a village."
One I saw years ago at a dog show...
"My Grand Champion [dog] can maul your honor roll student."
Post by: P95Carry on June 30, 2005, 08:51:34 AM
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I can't attest to whether or not these really exist, but supposedly, these
are for-real bumper stickers:
Dain bramaged
Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my A$$!
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
Axe me about Ebonics
CATS The other white meat
Don't be sexist - broads hate that
I'm an imbecile and I vote
Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Grow your own dope, plant a man
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots....I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
And (my own one) - Suckin Gas & haulin ass
Post by: Preacherman on June 30, 2005, 09:05:35 AM
Avenge yourself! Live long enough to be a problem to your children!
(Seen on a rusty Volkswagen Bug, 1960's vintage):
I used to be a Porsche until I called a witch-doctor a Kaffir.
When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
Post by: K Frame on June 30, 2005, 09:48:48 AM
F***in Gonuts
Post by: P95Carry on June 30, 2005, 10:03:32 AM
This on a Mini car - "When I grow up I want to be a Mercedes".
And another - ''Keep death off the roads - drive on the sidewalk" !
Post by: Harold Tuttle on June 30, 2005, 10:05:09 AM
Post by: P95Carry on June 30, 2005, 10:11:59 AM
Another fave T-shirt one - so not really a bumper sticker, is the biker one displaying on back ... ''If you can read this - the B**ch fell off''
But the chicks have one too I believe - ''If you can read this, the B**ch just passed ya''!
Post by: garyk/nm on June 30, 2005, 11:42:09 AM
Post by: Guest on June 30, 2005, 01:26:51 PM
Post by: Gun Runner on June 30, 2005, 01:36:22 PM
I love my country, it the government I hate.
Post by: Guest on June 30, 2005, 02:22:05 PM
Post by: Guest on June 30, 2005, 05:02:29 PM
Skeet Shooters repeat this 4x in row
...and again 4 more times
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Damn right its loaded.
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Live to shoot - Shoot to Live
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[Seen on front bumper] -MOVE OVER - I'M COMING THRU
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I took a kid shooting - what did you do today?
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Damn right I punched that doggie.
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Telephone fishing beats fishing barbless.
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Maybe so - gotta catch me first.
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Teach kids responsibility - give 'ems guns and ammo.
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Damn right I'm a Rebel - you want to make something of it?
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Raise hell - Bend Rules
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Civil Disobedience - Thoreau was right .
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Who is John Galt?
Post by: Guest on June 30, 2005, 05:21:42 PM
Something very screwy with 'Net tonight....
Post by: Schuey2002 on June 30, 2005, 05:39:02 PM
Quote from: Harold Tuttle
just bought this one yesterday:
http://www.byrumsequipment.com/terori01.jpg
I have one of those on the back window of my Taco. http://www.byrumsequipment.com/terori01.jpg
Saw this one today. >> Save the Earth! It's the only one with chocolate.
Post by: RevDisk on June 30, 2005, 07:57:47 PM
I hear voices. And they don't like you.
I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
My other car is an Abrams tank.
Jesus saves, Allah protests, Cthulu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
Geeky stickers -----
My other computer is your Linux box.
Got root?
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
No place like 127.0.0.1
I read your email.
Free Kevin! (Oldy, but I like the historical value. Somewhere exists a photo of me in SWAT gear in Vegas next to Kevin Mitnick holding a copy of Red Hat linux stolen from their corporate dumpster. Don't ask.)
Post by: TNGO on June 30, 2005, 10:04:17 PM
"Hang Up And Drive" is on my vehicle.
Post by: The Rabbi on July 01, 2005, 04:46:09 AM
Don't Talk, Just Davven.
Post by: Dannyboy on July 02, 2005, 05:33:21 PM
Post by: SalukiFan on July 03, 2005, 12:14:23 PM
"Support Free Trade: Alaska for Quebec"
Post by: grislyatoms on July 03, 2005, 12:23:11 PM
"Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken!"
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 05, 2005, 09:11:54 PM
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Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my A$$!
Oh yes, P95, it exists. Most un-funny sticker I've seen, but every moron has one on their car, right next to the peeing boy.I love the one I saw that said
"The last time we mixed religion and politics we got the Crusades, the Inquisition, and the Salem Witch Trials."
I want one that says
"The last time we mixed religion and politics we freed the slaves and enfranchised women."
Post by: Gewehr98 on July 09, 2005, 05:10:41 PM
"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it..."
Post by: grampster on July 10, 2005, 04:59:09 PM
Saw this one in Florida: I want to die in my sleep, just like my grampa. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
In my office: I'm not stressed out, just terribly terribly alert!
Post by: jefnvk on July 10, 2005, 05:45:21 PM
Post by: RaggedClaws on July 11, 2005, 04:21:54 AM
Post by: tyme on July 13, 2005, 01:01:11 PM
Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.
How's my driving? Let's discuss it on my cell phone.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I was an atheist until I realized I am God.
Keep honking... I'm reloading. (I've never gotten tired of this one)
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Political prisoner in training
Rehab is for quitters.
There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Post by: grampster on July 13, 2005, 05:29:22 PM
I saw a license plate on a car sitting at a red light in the left turn lane. I pulled up directly behind it. I thought the car was stalled and I was stuck behind it. When it surprisingly started up and made a left turn, I saw this really, really tiny old lady behind the wheel. Her head barely showed up above the side window. You definately could not see her from behind.
The plate said YS I M.
Post by: Guest on July 13, 2005, 07:03:41 PM
"Bad cop, no doughnut!"