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Title: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: Manedwolf on October 24, 2007, 07:50:08 AM
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Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray

Tuesday , October 23, 2007

Researchers at North Carolina State University have produced the world's most powerful antimatter beam.

"There is a reactor in Munich, Germany, that has been generating those types of radiation beams for some time now, and our analysis of the data shows that we have exceeded what they have reported," Dr. Ayman Hawari, director of the Nuclear Reactor Program at North Carolina State, told the university's Web site.

The beam, consisting of an intense burst of positrons, was generated at the school's PULSTAR campus nuclear reactor, which first went online in 1972.

A positron is the "mirror image" of an electron  it has the same weight and properties of the most basic atomic particle, but is positively rather than negatively charged.

Theoretical physicists believe there are equal amounts of matter and antimatter in the universe, but few antimatter particles have been found "in the wild."

North Carolina State researcher hope the positron beam will form the basis of antimatter-based instruments.

I want one.
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: CAnnoneer on October 24, 2007, 08:15:38 AM
Conspicuously, there is no quote on the particle flux they achieved.  laugh
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: Nightfall on October 24, 2007, 08:47:27 AM
So can we expect to see a rise in the evil super villain mad scientist population now? What's the best round for evil super villain mad scientists?
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: m1911owner on October 24, 2007, 08:53:30 AM
Conspicuously, there is no quote on the particle flux they achieved.  laugh

Indeed.  I too was wondering just how "powerful" this beam actually is.  I'm guessing it's nowhere near what I would consider justifying the term "powerful."
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: 280plus on October 24, 2007, 09:43:17 AM
Is it strong enough to pop popcorn? That's all that really matters. Errr, anti-matters...  laugh
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: The Viking on October 24, 2007, 09:59:53 AM
Does it require a 4473? Or perhaps a tax stamp?
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: StopTheGrays on October 24, 2007, 10:14:41 AM
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North Carolina State researcher hope the positron beam will form the basis of antimatter-based instruments.
...like tubas and flutes and stuff???   grin
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: Manedwolf on October 24, 2007, 10:15:46 AM
It would give you leverage in a lot of life situations, I'd think.

"You owe us for this bill."

"I have an ANTIMATTER RAY."

"Okay, you don't owe us!"

*mad scientist cackle*

Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: Manedwolf on October 24, 2007, 10:16:42 AM
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North Carolina State researcher hope the positron beam will form the basis of antimatter-based instruments.
...like tubas and flutes and stuff???   grin

Be a hell of a halftime show. The mushroom cloud would be seen hundreds of miles away.

Besides...antimatter instrument? ELECTRIC GUITAR! Talk about a guitar god. Play a riff, take out an enemy's entire base...
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: Firethorn on October 24, 2007, 01:06:25 PM
*mad scientist cackle*

This reminded me of a sign I saw once:

'Trespassers welcome:  Mad Scientist needs test subjects'
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: 280plus on October 24, 2007, 03:23:00 PM
That's funny, I saw a sign today that said, "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"  cheesy
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: Strings on October 24, 2007, 03:32:48 PM
I've toyed with the idea of a sign on the front door reading "Trespassers welcome, virgins preferred. Sacrifices running short"
Title: Re: DEATH RAY, wooo! Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray...
Post by: mfree on October 24, 2007, 07:02:43 PM
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Besides...antimatter instrument? ELECTRIC GUITAR! Talk about a guitar god. Play a riff, take out an enemy's entire base...

YOUNG EINSTEIN!!!