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Title: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 25, 2007, 09:34:04 PM
Was he serious? 
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Regolith on October 25, 2007, 09:59:21 PM
He could have been joking.  Could not have been.  Who knows?  Hard to tell sometimes.  Not everyone is good at the delivery.

Although, after listening to Miss South Carolina, I do know for a FACT it's possible for someone to be that stupid.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 25, 2007, 10:26:53 PM
In London or Iraq and everywhere like such as...
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Euclidean on October 25, 2007, 10:49:07 PM
I think he was just being silly.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: LadySmith on October 26, 2007, 12:02:05 AM
I also vote that he was joking...maybe.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: HankB on October 26, 2007, 03:48:32 AM
Actually, in some parts of London you might need a translator . . . someone who asks "'Ow's yer trouble?" would actually be enquiring about your wife, and many Americans would make a very different connection than cigarette smoking if they heard someone was ". . . sucking a fag . . . "   grin
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: El Tejon on October 26, 2007, 04:31:01 AM
Londonistan.

Soon you will need a translator, infidel, but not yet.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Mabs2 on October 26, 2007, 04:36:34 AM
HOW DOES HE FIGURE OUT HOW TO BREATHE
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 26, 2007, 04:39:33 AM
Actually, in some parts of London you might need a translator . . . someone who asks "'Ow's yer trouble?" would actually be enquiring about your wife, and many Americans would make a very different connection than cigarette smoking if they heard someone was ". . . sucking a fag . . . "   grin


Especially if they asked whether your wife is a smoker. 
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Mabs2 on October 26, 2007, 04:40:45 AM
I hope no one takes this personally, but I can't stand British accents.
I actually like some of the slang, but the accents themselves just...annoy me? shocked
But I absolutely love Monty Python and other British comedy.  Not all accents are equal...it's just a few people I've heard talking that annoy me.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 26, 2007, 04:42:58 AM
You're a fruitcake.  Most British accents are downright lovely.  Gov-nah. 
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Mabs2 on October 26, 2007, 04:45:42 AM
You're a fruitcake.  Most British accents are downright lovely.  Gov-nah. 
Yea well, I didn't say all.
Or maybe I did but that was spur of the moment.
Regardless, you're a twit.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Iain on October 26, 2007, 04:50:39 AM
He might just be a few nm off being a very funny man.

The British accent is extremely diverse, there is massive variation over quite small areas. Lots are really annoying.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 26, 2007, 04:55:22 AM
Regardless, you're a twit. 


"But I'm looking for an argument."

"Oh.  So sorry, this is abuse.  You want 12A, next door."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Len Budney on October 26, 2007, 04:59:48 AM
Some of their accents may be pleasing, but I fink cockneys sound retarded.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: HankB on October 26, 2007, 05:03:21 AM
. . . the accents themselves just...annoy me? . . .
YOU try to speak proper English with bad teeth!!
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Iain on October 26, 2007, 05:04:39 AM
. . . the accents themselves just...annoy me? . . .
YOU try to speak proper English with bad teeth!!
You try with no teeth.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: AJ Dual on October 26, 2007, 05:04:51 AM
He's making fun of the press, baiting them over thier own biases over race and professional atheletes.

He was in the National Honor Society at the University of Florida.  laugh I think he knows what language is spoken in London.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Mabs2 on October 26, 2007, 06:26:22 AM
Regardless, you're a twit. 


"But I'm looking for an argument."

"Oh.  So sorry, this is abuse.  You want 12A, next door."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk
We've already been through this.


(Exactly the scene I was thinking of when I posted...great minds eh?)
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: DJJ on October 26, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
In London or Iraq and everywhere like such as...

That's the London to you.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: 280plus on October 26, 2007, 03:11:09 PM
The one that confused me was when the British chick said, "I'm sooo PISSED!" I said, "Oh, what are you pissed about?"  laugh
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Regolith on October 26, 2007, 04:11:53 PM
He's making fun of the press, baiting them over thier own biases over race and professional atheletes.

He was in the National Honor Society at the University of Florida.  laugh I think he knows what language is spoken in London.

Really?  Now that's funny.  laugh
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: CAnnoneer on October 26, 2007, 04:13:36 PM
England, where tossing is a national sport...  laugh
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 26, 2007, 04:16:39 PM
He's making fun of the press, baiting them over thier own biases over race and professional atheletes.

He was in the National Honor Society at the University of Florida.  laugh I think he knows what language is spoken in London.

Really? I thought the National Honor Society was a high school thing. Admittedly it has been a very long time since I was in high school, but I've never heard any mention of the NHS beyond grade 12.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Regolith on October 26, 2007, 04:19:20 PM
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Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 27, 2007, 06:21:46 AM
He's making fun of the press, baiting them over thier own biases over race and professional atheletes.

He was in the National Honor Society at the University of Florida.  laugh I think he knows what language is spoken in London.

Really? I thought the National Honor Society was a high school thing. Admittedly it has been a very long time since I was in high school, but I've never heard any mention of the NHS beyond grade 12. 


Maybe he was just joking.  AJ Dual couldn't possibly be that stupid.   cheesy
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Cromlech on October 27, 2007, 09:32:44 AM
We are the size of Wyoming, with a population of 60 million plus. We have at least as many regional accents/dialects as you guys do, so some people might have trouble.

Newcastle (Geordie accent): Way-aye mon, AH'M GANNING dAN THah TOON,!

I rest my case.
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 27, 2007, 10:58:18 AM
Well, why can't you all just learn to speak English?!   angry

 smiley
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: K Frame on October 27, 2007, 01:19:38 PM
Yeah?

Well, our Wyoming only has 500,000 people living there.

That makes it infinitely superior.  laugh
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Tallpine on October 28, 2007, 07:03:53 AM
I've talked with some English folks on the telephone, and I would say that you definitely do need a translator  laugh
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Matthew Carberry on October 28, 2007, 10:39:19 AM
Some of their accents may be pleasing, but I fink cockneys sound retarded.

Don't hold back Len, tell us what you really fink.  grin
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: Cromlech on October 29, 2007, 05:17:43 AM
I'll tell you what, we will learn to speak English, when you learn to spell English. Tongue

Colour Tongue
Title: Re: NFL player learns that he won't need a translator in London.
Post by: AJ Dual on October 29, 2007, 05:30:50 AM
He's making fun of the press, baiting them over thier own biases over race and professional atheletes.

He was in the National Honor Society at the University of Florida.  laugh I think he knows what language is spoken in London.

Really? I thought the National Honor Society was a high school thing. Admittedly it has been a very long time since I was in high school, but I've never heard any mention of the NHS beyond grade 12. 

Maybe he was just joking.  AJ Dual couldn't possibly be that stupid.   cheesy

You're right, it's his high school in Atlanta. http://www.miamidolphins.com/newsite/team/roster/playerBio.asp?docid=18150  As his own official Dolphin's bio attests.

And not joking, nor stupid, just forgetful.  grin I can't remember what the equivalents are called in College. Even more embarrassing, I was in it due to my 3.8 I maintained my freshman year at the University of Wisconsin.   Don't worry, it went downhill for me fast from there. Maybe that explains things. cheesy

(Ahhh yes, Phi Eta Sigma& Google is my friend.)

IIRC reading up on this, (I need to find a credible cite) he maintained a 3.5 at the U of FL, granted that might be a "football program 3.5". However, I still say he's pulling the press' legs big time here.

And besides, even if you are the stereotypical sub-literate idiot athlete, how could you not watch 20 odd years of TV and movies and not know London is in England, and English is spoken there? People going into brain-lock when confronted by Jay Leno and a camera don't count.

It just does not pass the smell test.