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Title: Liquid ass
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on November 06, 2007, 10:54:12 AM
I learned about this glorious fluid from this thread: http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=8150.0
I bought some, from Liquidass.com.  It is the worst smelling substance I have ever inhaled.  It's awful.  It literally smells like they boiled the crap of everyone they could find, and bottled the water afterwards.  I sprayed a little into a room full of people at my brother's birthday party.  The room was empty in 10 seconds, and some people had the dry heaves.  It's really a great product Smiley
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: charby on November 06, 2007, 11:01:13 AM
That would be so great for those required work meetings... Problem is I couldn't stop laughing once people started smelling it.

-C
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Manedwolf on November 06, 2007, 11:01:21 AM
Someone at college had something similar, but it was just labeled as a joke "fart spray". They apparently spritzed it in their room (adjoining mine, other side of the bathroom) to bother their roomie. There was a pause, then a shout and both bailed out of the room, gagging. I sealed the bathroom door so it wouldn't come in, and they had to go back in holding their breath and open the windows, and sleep elsewhere that night till it aired out. I don't know what it was, but even a whiff from down the hall was like the sewers of hell were burning and had vented out that door.
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Ben on November 06, 2007, 11:35:52 AM
Same as Charby -- Love to do it in a staff meeting, but would be caught the second I started rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically. Smiley
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: HankB on November 06, 2007, 11:36:22 AM
Butyric acid stinks pretty bad, and is hard to neutralize unless you know the secret.  angel

Some jokers liked generating hydrogen sulphide in college chemistry class, but were read the riot act by the professor who informed them of its toxicity in high concentrations.
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: RevDisk on November 06, 2007, 11:36:38 AM
Someone at college had something similar, but it was just labeled as a joke "fart spray". They apparently spritzed it in their room (adjoining mine, other side of the bathroom) to bother their roomie. There was a pause, then a shout and both bailed out of the room, gagging. I sealed the bathroom door so it wouldn't come in, and they had to go back in holding their breath and open the windows, and sleep elsewhere that night till it aired out. I don't know what it was, but even a whiff from down the hall was like the sewers of hell were burning and had vented out that door.

Two CS grenades and a flashbang will accomplish the same results without having to decontaminate the room with a flamethrower.  If you REALLY wanna be mean, toss the flashbang in a very sturdy metal trash can first. 
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: charby on November 06, 2007, 12:02:40 PM
Someone at college had something similar, but it was just labeled as a joke "fart spray". They apparently spritzed it in their room (adjoining mine, other side of the bathroom) to bother their roomie. There was a pause, then a shout and both bailed out of the room, gagging. I sealed the bathroom door so it wouldn't come in, and they had to go back in holding their breath and open the windows, and sleep elsewhere that night till it aired out. I don't know what it was, but even a whiff from down the hall was like the sewers of hell were burning and had vented out that door.

Two CS grenades and a flashbang will accomplish the same results without having to decontaminate the room with a flamethrower.  If you REALLY wanna be mean, toss the flashbang in a very sturdy metal trash can first. 

So where can one buy those, didn't see them listed on ebay.

Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: jefnvk on November 06, 2007, 12:27:12 PM
Axe bombs are awesome as well.  Take a can of axe, duct tape down the nozzle and toss.

Smell up an entire dorm hall if you toss them down garbage chutes Smiley
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Balog on November 06, 2007, 12:33:13 PM
Butyric acid stinks pretty bad, and is hard to neutralize unless you know the secret.  angel

What's the secret?
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: charby on November 06, 2007, 12:35:55 PM
Axe bombs are awesome as well.  Take a can of axe, duct tape down the nozzle and toss.

Smell up an entire dorm hall if you toss them down garbage chutes Smiley

so does placing them by the buildings ventilation input

Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Harold Tuttle on November 06, 2007, 12:37:07 PM
OMG!
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: CAnnoneer on November 06, 2007, 03:41:44 PM
Mercaptoethanol is nasty enough and readily available.
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Manedwolf on November 06, 2007, 03:49:06 PM
Axe bombs are awesome as well.  Take a can of axe, duct tape down the nozzle and toss.

Smell up an entire dorm hall if you toss them down garbage chutes Smiley

One common trick in college was to get the cheapest, most godawful cologne possible at a discount place, put it in a watergun, and nail someone in the back as they were on their way out to meet a girl.

Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Bogie on November 06, 2007, 05:45:26 PM
We had someone at work drop a whole jug of Methyl Ethyl Awfyl once...

Cleared a five story building.

Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: mfree on November 07, 2007, 03:29:09 AM
I got to work one morning and noticed everyone milling about the parking lot and an odd stench in the air. Security had blocked off access to the (huge) building, so I parked and called home office for instruction. Stench grew, I got sent home.

Turns out the next day that someone had dropped 1/2 ounce or so of methyl mercaptan outside a fume hood. They evacuated two million-plus square feet buildings Smiley Thing is, it wasn't for the smell that everyone got sent home, the rationalization was that nobody could smell a gas leak while that stuff was in the air...
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: HankB on November 07, 2007, 08:00:58 AM
Butyric acid stinks pretty bad, and is hard to neutralize unless you know the secret.  angel

What's the secret?

Amyl alcohol. Makes it smell sort of like pineapple.

Don't tell anybody.
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Sylvilagus Aquaticus on November 07, 2007, 05:29:03 PM
" http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=8150.0"

You're welcome.

Regards,
Rabbit.
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on November 07, 2007, 05:31:01 PM
Yeah, that's the thread I found it in.  My brother and his party guests thank you.
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Scout26 on November 07, 2007, 05:45:12 PM
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The room was empty in 10 seconds, and some people had the dry heaves.
You could have just invited me over after eating some of Lawdog's Texas Chicken Soup.

Same result, but without the shipping costs  laugh grin shocked 

Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: Phyphor on November 09, 2007, 01:54:33 PM
Liquid ass?

But just how does one distill a politician?

 grin
Title: Re: Liquid ass
Post by: 280plus on November 10, 2007, 05:39:13 AM
I took some fart spray away from some Boy Scouts once, then my friend found it in my car and decided he needed it. Later he told me he almost got his @$$ kicked because of it.  cheesy