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Title: Hillary and the Pope
Post by: K Frame on November 28, 2007, 07:26:30 AM
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a   huge
crowd.   

'Her Majesty' and His  Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make
it a little more  interesting,  the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know
that with just  one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the
crowd go  wild?"   

He doubts it, so she shows him.  Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and
cheering from
every Democrat in  the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.     

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of  arrogance, 
considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you  know  that with just 
one little wave of MY hand I can make  EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with
joy? This joy will not be a momentary  display like that of your subjects,
but will go deep into their hearts, and they  will forever  speak of this  day
and rejoice."     

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave  of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever?  Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.
Title: Re: Hillary and the Pope
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 28, 2007, 02:19:33 PM
Oh, snap!  Pope-slap!
Title: Re: Hillary and the Pope
Post by: MechAg94 on December 01, 2007, 04:57:36 PM
Cheesy
Title: Re: Hillary and the Pope
Post by: Ned Hamford on December 03, 2007, 08:29:29 AM
Oh, snap!  Pope-slap!

And I think our current Pope is just the one to do it.


Here is an article of the 5 biggest badass popes Smiley

http://www.cracked.com/article_15648_five-biggest-badass-popes.html