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Title: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Ned Hamford on December 07, 2007, 10:45:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELfiVTTb5Jw&feature=related

makes me think of the children's book, Why Mommy is a Democrat
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Brad Johnson on December 07, 2007, 12:27:03 PM
I couldn't understand a word of the characters' dialogue.  Looks like something a liberal arts professor put together.

Brad
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Paddy on December 07, 2007, 01:12:58 PM
HAHA!  I think 95% of APS members are represented there.  Too funny.  laugh
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: gunsmith on December 07, 2007, 05:52:03 PM
it's how the left views us, I noticed the NRA section was unbelievably stupid, it mentions how the country wants gun laws and no more cop killer bullets.
I laughed out loud at the contrarian, it was the left pushing those sophomoric arguments for gun control that leads me to believe they're lying about global warming.
This is the only way the left can feel it is winning the debate, by not having one.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Firethorn on December 09, 2007, 12:26:50 PM
it's how the left views us, I noticed the NRA section was unbelievably stupid, it mentions how the country wants gun laws and no more cop killer bullets.
I laughed out loud at the contrarian, it was the left pushing those sophomoric arguments for gun control that leads me to believe they're lying about global warming.
This is the only way the left can feel it is winning the debate, by not having one.

I have to agree.  I saw so many misrepresentations that it'd offend republicans, even the moderate ones, and only truly appeal to the hardcore libbers.

Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: CAnnoneer on December 09, 2007, 12:39:36 PM
HAHA!  I think 95% of APS members are represented there.  Too funny.  laugh

How so?

The clip was what socialists THINK republicans are. Just as they THINK McCain should be the Repub nominee and get angry when even they realize it is not going to happen.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: wooderson on December 09, 2007, 02:18:10 PM
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The clip was what socialists THINK republicans are.
No, it was a cartoon making fun of Republicans. Exagerrating their perceived flaws, etc.

This humor stuff is crazy, isn't it?

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Just as they THINK McCain should be the Repub nominee and get angry when even they realize it is not going to happen.
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Firethorn on December 09, 2007, 03:25:19 PM
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The clip was what socialists THINK republicans are.
No, it was a cartoon making fun of Republicans. Exagerrating their perceived flaws, etc.
The scary part to me is there are actually liberals that believe this stuff.  That wouldn't consider this hyperbole at all.

I've seen them on various sites.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: wooderson on December 09, 2007, 04:28:40 PM
And I've seen just as many individuals who thought that when Team America turned Michael Moore into a suicide bomber, it was 'telling the troof.'

Human beings are not known for their ability to respond reasonably to conflict.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: grislyatoms on December 09, 2007, 04:29:34 PM
I work with one, at times, Firethorn.

I overheard him going off the other day about how he would have to use vacation time to be with his girlfriend on her maternity leave.

"If I lived in <some other country> I wouldn't have to use my vacation time, the govt. would pay for it,  blah blah blah, whine moan complain." Well boo-hoo. Pack yer bags and move.

I asked him "Where do you think that particular govt. gets the money to pay for that?" "Uhhh, Ummm, well..."

(This is the guy who never never has any sick or vacation time because he squanders it and then bitches about it.)

Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Paddy on December 10, 2007, 05:51:51 AM
HAHA!  I think 95% of APS members are represented there.  Too funny.  laugh

How so?

The clip was what socialists THINK republicans are. Just as they THINK McCain should be the Repub nominee and get angry when even they realize it is not going to happen.

You don't recognize Mr Warhawk?   Mr. Bibleton?  Mr. Contrarian? or Mr. Numbnuts on APS?  Look again.  laugh  Of course, hardcore Dems are just as freaking funny, too.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: CAnnoneer on December 10, 2007, 07:47:35 AM
You don't recognize Mr Warhawk?   Mr. Bibleton?  Mr. Contrarian? or Mr. Numbnuts on APS?  Look again.  laugh  Of course, hardcore Dems are just as freaking funny, too.

Names, Riley, names! You are a big boy, right?

As far as the classification goes, the libtard arguments in that video goes as follows:
1) Chickenhawk: "If you do not serve in the military, you should either agree with our misguided globosocialist peacenik nonsense, or you are a cowardly racist hypocrite!"
2) Bibleton: "If you do not believe in our socialist global state redistribution kumbaya, you are obviously a hypocrite when you declare yourself a christian humanist and yet possess more than one shirt."
3) Contrarian: " People that staunchly oppose us are obviously doing so out of spite and stubbornness alone! They cannot be right and their position cannot be a principled one."
4) Numbnuts: "If you are blue collar but don't buy our class struggle propaganda, you are obviously a beer-guzzling brainwashed idiot!"

wooderson, there are many libtards that actually believe this garbage to be true, not humorous exaggerations, just like many of them take Jon Stewart's show as "news" every day.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 11, 2007, 01:45:34 PM
The Bibleton bit was amusing.  Apparently, he's not supposed to force Christian morality on anyone, unless it's the part about giving to the poor.  On that count, apparently, we should all be forced to give like good Christians.  rolleyes

Also note that Bibleton is "born again, just like his buddy, George W. Bush."  Yet Bibleton is criticized for not helping AIDS victims in Africa.  But didn't George Bush designate large sums of tax money to exactly that cause? 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Paddy on December 11, 2007, 01:56:52 PM
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But didn't George Bush designate large sums of tax money to exactly that cause?

He made some noise about it awhile back. But chances are it was never funded, unless the federal money went to his cronies, like big pharma..........
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 11, 2007, 01:58:11 PM
Wow, thanks for the informed commentary. 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: CAnnoneer on December 12, 2007, 07:43:07 PM
I am still waiting.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 12, 2007, 08:54:00 PM
Names, Riley, names! You are a big boy, right?


Ooh!  Ooh!  Can be I Warhawk? 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Firethorn on December 13, 2007, 06:13:45 AM
The Bibleton bit was amusing.  Apparently, he's not supposed to force Christian morality on anyone, unless it's the part about giving to the poor.  On that count, apparently, we should all be forced to give like good Christians.  rolleyes

My thought during that piece was maybe the bible thumpers believe that helping the poor and downtrodden should be a personal, voluntary affair*, not something done through forced taxation?

*Well, or done through the church or other private organization.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: SteveS on December 13, 2007, 07:39:14 AM
The Bibleton bit was amusing.  Apparently, he's not supposed to force Christian morality on anyone, unless it's the part about giving to the poor.  On that count, apparently, we should all be forced to give like good Christians.  rolleyes

My thought during that piece was maybe the bible thumpers believe that helping the poor and downtrodden should be a personal, voluntary affair*, not something done through forced taxation?

*Well, or done through the church or other private organization.

Good point.  I think that some on both sides tend to pick and choose the parts of the Bible that suit their beliefs and ignore the parts that don't.  I know that I oculd certainly be more consistent.  IIRC, C.S. Lewis said that people should focus more on the parts of the Bible they don't agree with.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2007, 01:39:14 PM

The Bibleton bit was amusing.  Apparently, he's not supposed to force Christian morality on anyone, unless it's the part about giving to the poor.  On that count, apparently, we should all be forced to give like good Christians.  rolleyes

My thought during that piece was maybe the bible thumpers believe that helping the poor and downtrodden should be a personal, voluntary affair*, not something done through forced taxation?

They're missing that part of the Bible where Jesus says: Help the poor, the sick, the prisoner, the orphan and widow, and see that ye do it through taxes and government programs, so that your neighbor is also forced to give, and more money is wasted. 

Good point.  I think that some on both sides tend to pick and choose the parts of the Bible that suit their beliefs and ignore the parts that don't. 

Yes, just like Americans do with the Constitution.  But I don't think that's the real issue at hand.  The hilarious irony is that leftists so often complain about the Religious Right "imposing their values on others."  Yet they just as often complain when the RR DON'T impose Christian ideas of charity, in the form of social spending programs. 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: SteveS on December 13, 2007, 01:57:13 PM
Yes, just like Americans do with the Constitution.  But I don't think that's the real issue at hand.  The hilarious irony is that leftists so often complain about the Religious Right "imposing their values on others."  Yet they just as often complain when the RR DON'T impose Christian ideas of charity, in the form of social spending programs. 

Very true.  I think the leftists have a point that some on the RR are hypocrites, but they certainly are if they expect certain values to be upheld, but not others.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Paddy on December 13, 2007, 02:05:26 PM
I am still waiting.

You know I can't name names without starting a big fight. You'll just have to figure it out, if you can break free of your ideology.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2007, 02:17:05 PM
I don't know if CAnnoneer can do that.    smiley

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=10017.0
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: gunsmith on December 13, 2007, 03:44:11 PM
I guessed you guys missed the part of the bible that said

"take upon thee a sword, make him fear imprisonment and death, and strip the worker of 30% of his earnings" angel
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: CAnnoneer on December 13, 2007, 04:39:03 PM
You know I can't name names without starting a big fight. You'll just have to figure it out, if you can break free of your ideology.

What is this dancing about? Step up to the plate or take back what you said. It is very simple.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2007, 06:27:33 PM
I guessed you guys missed the part of the bible that said

"take upon thee a sword, make him fear imprisonment and death, and strip the worker of 30% of his earnings" angel


Yeah, they take that out of the newer versions.  It's only in the "original" King James.   laugh
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2007, 06:31:31 PM
CAnnoneer, while I was hoping that Riley would take the bait,* what you're asking for may not sit well with our administrators/moderators.**  And Riley has Riled them up a bit, here recently, so he'd be rather foolish to take you up on this. 

But there's always PM. 


*And I was really hoping to be named under at least two categories of Evil Republican.

**Insulting people, by name, behind their backs. 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: mtnbkr on December 14, 2007, 08:34:18 AM
If Riley wants to name names, I won't complain.  I'm more annoyed that he'll hint around at such things but won't man up and say what he's really thinking.

Chris
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 14, 2007, 02:45:44 PM
Never mind. 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Paddy on December 14, 2007, 03:52:32 PM
Uhhhhh.......I'm not exactly a $9/hr Republican, Mr fistful.  I'm a degreed, (screwed) corporate accountant, remember?   I have no intention of using Mr. Numbnuts because I won't presume any particular person is a lower wage, wrestling/football watching type.  OK?

That said, I am preparing a short list, per Chris's request. Please be patient, and don't get pissed off if your name is on it. 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 14, 2007, 06:37:48 PM
My name BETTER be on there, and it better not be just once, either!  I'm IMPORTANT, you know. 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: wooderson on December 14, 2007, 06:43:34 PM
curious what CAnnoneer thinks of this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DA-M_OzB6Y

Child/Work safe, unless you've got a dog in the room.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Ned Hamford on December 14, 2007, 08:59:10 PM
That said, I am preparing a short list, per Chris's request. Please be patient, and don't get pissed off if your name is on it. 

I think people may be dissapointed if they are NOT on the list.
  laugh
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 15, 2007, 09:15:13 AM
That said, I am preparing a short list, per Chris's request. Please be patient, and don't get pissed off if your name is on it. 

I think people may be dissapointed if they are NOT on the list.
  laugh


Durn tootin'!!   cheesy
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: mtnbkr on December 17, 2007, 05:01:01 PM
well?

Chris
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Paddy on December 17, 2007, 05:11:02 PM
I'm gonna have to wuss out, Chris.  There's no way to name names without it being interpreted as a personal attack, and I really don't wanna go there. 
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: CAnnoneer on January 12, 2008, 06:34:42 AM
curious what CAnnoneer thinks of this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DA-M_OzB6Y

A verbose waste of time and particularly bad singing. If it is meant to be the conservative counterpart of the scurrilous video that generated this thread, it falls abysmally short. It does not even touch the hypocrisy, racism, stupidity, ignorance, arrogance, and powerlust of the average libtard.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Tecumseh on January 12, 2008, 07:20:50 AM
it's how the left views us, I noticed the NRA section was unbelievably stupid, it mentions how the country wants gun laws and no more cop killer bullets.
I laughed out loud at the contrarian, it was the left pushing those sophomoric arguments for gun control that leads me to believe they're lying about global warming.
This is the only way the left can feel it is winning the debate, by not having one.

Some of us are on the left, so please dont use the term "us."
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Tecumseh on January 12, 2008, 07:25:15 AM
The Bibleton bit was amusing.  Apparently, he's not supposed to force Christian morality on anyone, unless it's the part about giving to the poor.  On that count, apparently, we should all be forced to give like good Christians.  rolleyes

Also note that Bibleton is "born again, just like his buddy, George W. Bush."  Yet Bibleton is criticized for not helping AIDS victims in Africa.  But didn't George Bush designate large sums of tax money to exactly that cause? 

Not to mention that most of it went to groups that further religious goals.  The whole abstinence thing and anti-condom usage thing is kind of wrong.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Fly320s on January 12, 2008, 07:50:57 AM
Of the parts of the speech that I could understand, I thought it was funny.  grin
I think it would have been funnier if the author had used different, and lower-pitched, voices for each "character."  The Chipmunk voice really bugged me.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: stephpd on January 13, 2008, 09:54:47 AM
Bet if it had been about Dems the thread would have gone differently. It's very hard to laugh when someones making fun of you unless it's   done along the lines of 'if.......................you might be a redneck'. That's why many have a hard time with 'Daily Show and Colbert Report'.

It's just comedy, court jester stuff. shocked
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: CAnnoneer on January 13, 2008, 11:22:51 AM
It's just comedy, court jester stuff. shocked

Congress and the media are filled with court jesters. It seems the joke is on us.
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 13, 2008, 02:47:21 PM
Bet if it had been about Dems the thread would have gone differently. It's very hard to laugh when someones making fun of you   


It's much funnier when it's true.   cheesy  It's also funnier when it's not a bunch of tired old lies that have been told over and over again.  Did you see anything original or insightful in that video?  Neither did I.  That's why it's not funny.


Congress and the media are filled with court jesters. It seems the joke is on us. 

Thank you, RileyMC!   smiley
Title: Re: Cartoon: The Ten Types of Republicans
Post by: MechAg94 on January 16, 2008, 07:09:20 AM
Bet if it had been about Dems the thread would have gone differently. It's very hard to laugh when someones making fun of you unless it's   done along the lines of 'if.......................you might be a redneck'. That's why many have a hard time with 'Daily Show and Colbert Report'.

It's just comedy, court jester stuff. shocked
I agree with fistful (this time).  I haven't watched that original link in a while.  Maybe I'll watch it again and have more to say.  Smiley 

I like the Daily Show.  Stewart just gets on rants about some (for him) touchy things like Bush and Cheney and stops being funny.  Sort of like Riley.   laugh  I do appreciate that he does hit some of the leftists pretty hard as well.  You don't see many others on TV do that.