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Title: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: 30 cal slob on January 31, 2008, 02:59:00 AM
 grin



 
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: K Frame on January 31, 2008, 02:59:58 AM
That is SO disturbing...
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: 30 cal slob on January 31, 2008, 03:01:18 AM
good for a chuckle at least.  grin

massachusetts gun owners can appreciate it, methinks.   shocked



Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 03:04:48 AM
grin



 

I'm Ned's free comprehensive health care.....
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 31, 2008, 03:06:18 AM
BOHICA....

New campaign slogan:
Because Bush didn't screw the country up enough!
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: HankB on January 31, 2008, 04:48:10 AM
"America, turn your head and cough!"

(Considering the sign behind him, I thought about submitting a line about packing . . . never mind.  shocked )
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Manedwolf on January 31, 2008, 05:10:05 AM
good for a chuckle at least.  grin

massachusetts gun owners can appreciate it, methinks.   shocked

Yes, they can. Bumper sticker I've seen in NH: "Keep your Mitt off our guns."
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: SteveS on January 31, 2008, 05:21:48 AM
grin



 

When I'm done packing this fudge, could I push your stool in for you?
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: charby on January 31, 2008, 05:57:41 AM
Romney is quoted as saying while donning his latex gloves, "Yeah, baby yeah!"
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Tecumseh on January 31, 2008, 09:01:00 AM
This is for all the Neo-cons who thought I would respect the Bill of Rights.
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 31, 2008, 09:28:31 AM
"If I get elected, I'm gonna need a bigger glove..."

Brad
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Tuco on January 31, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
Tell us where your guns are hidden, or we will make you tell us.
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: El Tejon on January 31, 2008, 11:00:56 AM
I'm going to pack it like Mackinaw Island.
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Ben on January 31, 2008, 12:37:13 PM
The subtle, yet diabolical grin would do a B movie villain proud. If he had a snowball's chance in hell of getting elected, THAT picture would follow him around his entire term. Kudos to the quick thinking photographer!  laugh
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: charby on January 31, 2008, 12:38:32 PM
The subtle, yet diabolical grin would do a B movie villain proud. If he had a snowball's chance in hell of getting elected, THAT picture would follow him around his entire term. Kudos to the quick thinking photographer!  laugh

It is granny enough it was probably plucked from a video.

Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: 30 cal slob on January 31, 2008, 03:05:14 PM
Quote from: El Tejon
I'm going to pack it like Mackinaw Island.

hahhahhah.  El T, you're bringing back childhood memories of mine, I grew up in MI.  Never forgot the fudge or the horse poop on that island.   grin
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Regolith on January 31, 2008, 08:38:44 PM
grin



 

"Let me show you where you should stick your 2nd Amendment..."
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 10, 2008, 06:41:49 AM
I know it's a tad late, and Mitt was my candidate after Thompson dropped out.  But he looks like a vampire donning a latex glove.
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: grampster on February 11, 2008, 05:04:52 PM
"I'm not allergic to latex.  Are you?  Bend over, we'll see."
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on February 11, 2008, 09:35:21 PM
"I'd like to demonstrate my plan for improving airport security. Can I have a volunteer?"
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: CAnnoneer on February 12, 2008, 11:51:35 AM
"Bend over,
close your eyes,
and I'll give you
a big surprise."

 laugh
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: lupinus on February 12, 2008, 12:30:51 PM
"Alright Hillary, bend over"
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: The Rabbi on February 12, 2008, 01:15:07 PM
"Now this here's why they call me Mitt."
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 12, 2008, 01:16:55 PM
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Jamisjockey on February 12, 2008, 03:11:18 PM
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

Hold still while I fit you for your Holy Underwear

Bend Over America, prepare for Theocracy!
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: seeker_two on February 13, 2008, 01:51:27 AM
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

Hold still while I fit you for your Holy Underwear

Bend Over America, prepare for Theocracy!


....and you thought Porter Rockwell was a pain in the a$$......
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Jamisjockey on February 13, 2008, 02:54:22 AM
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

Hold still while I fit you for your Holy Underwear

Bend Over America, prepare for Theocracy!


....and you thought Porter Rockwell was a pain in the a$$ murdering, law breaking thug......


Fixed!
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: seeker_two on February 13, 2008, 06:08:15 AM
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

Hold still while I fit you for your Holy Underwear

Bend Over America, prepare for Theocracy!


....and you thought Porter Rockwell was a pain in the a$$ murdering, law breaking thug.....pain in the a$$......


Fixed!


He aimed low....... Tongue
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Marnoot on February 13, 2008, 07:09:39 AM
 rolleyes

Hush, or I'll order a hit on you all through our secret Mormon Criminal Syndicate. angel
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Racehorse on February 13, 2008, 07:12:51 AM
rolleyes

Hush, or I'll order a hit on you all through our secret Mormon Criminal Syndicate. angel

It won't stay secret if you keep talking about it! Shut up already!
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: seeker_two on February 13, 2008, 07:38:58 AM
rolleyes

Hush, or I'll order a hit on you all through our secret Mormon Criminal Syndicate. angel

It won't stay secret if you keep talking about it! Shut up already!

You have a SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE?.....
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Racehorse on February 13, 2008, 07:46:09 AM

You have a SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE?.....

What are you talking about? You must be crazy.
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: seeker_two on February 13, 2008, 02:43:46 PM

You have a SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE?.....

What are you talking about? You must be crazy.

Sorry....I just thought I heard someone talking about the SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE and jumped to conclusions.....

Excuse me. I have to go to the door and speak to these well-dressed traveling missionaries with bulges under their blazers.....
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 16, 2008, 03:42:09 AM
You mean it's the Mormons that will enslave America under the yoke of theocracy?  Not the Evangelicals?  Dang it!  I've been betting on the wrong horse!  Man, let me see, what do I have to do to convert...
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: seeker_two on February 16, 2008, 07:23:04 AM
You mean it's the Mormons that will enslave America under the yoke of theocracy?  Not the Evangelicals?  Dang it!  I've been betting on the wrong horse!  Man, let me see, what do I have to do to convert...

I'm not sure I'd want to convert to a religion who'd want fistful as a member..... Wink
Title: Re: caption this mitt romney pic
Post by: Lee on February 16, 2008, 10:20:38 AM
"Wow, I can't wait to meet Senator Craig."