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Title: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Ned Hamford on January 31, 2008, 07:28:29 PM

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Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Dntsycnt on January 31, 2008, 08:19:23 PM
Hahahahahahaha....that's the perfect slogan.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Tecumseh on January 31, 2008, 08:44:24 PM
If I took that slogan to heart, I would be voting for any of the frontrunners in the GOP except for Ron Paul.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: LadySmith on February 01, 2008, 01:31:02 AM
So where does Cthulhu stand on the issues? Huh?  grin
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Boomhauer on February 01, 2008, 03:51:32 AM
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So where does Cthulhu stand on the issues?

I don't know, but he would RULE at the debates. He could eat the other candidates...

Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: James Fitzer on February 01, 2008, 05:03:04 AM
http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html


You're welcome
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Sergeant Bob on February 01, 2008, 05:54:40 AM
Cthulhu for President

I could get behind that! grin
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: seeker_two on February 01, 2008, 06:52:19 AM
But what's his stand on RKBA issues?...
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: longrifleman on February 01, 2008, 07:56:06 AM
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But what's his stand on RKBA issues?...

Since he's impervious to pretty much anything short of nukes, I don't think he cares what we own. If you use something powerful enough to get his attention, he will just eat you first.


Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bigjake on February 01, 2008, 08:37:31 AM
If McCain walks away with a win on Tuesday (face it, that's a likely scenario), I'll be dusting off some H.P. Lovecraft and a bottle of old Bourbon to help cushion the blow.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 01, 2008, 10:14:15 AM

From the above:

         Within the first 100 days of its reign, the Great Cthulhu pledges to destroy the following cults:

          Disney.
          Mass Media.
          Yuppies.
          Kentucky Fried Chicken.
          People who use the phrase "information superhighway".

He/She/It gets my vote.  Hey bogie, how about whipping out some "Cthulhu '08" stickers?

-Jack

Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: seeker_two on February 02, 2008, 03:26:55 AM
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But what's his stand on RKBA issues?...

Since he's impervious to pretty much anything short of nukes, I don't think he cares what we own. If you use something powerful enough to get his attention, he will just eat you first.


Not if I shoot him......besides, I've been told I can turn quite a few stomachs...I can always work from the inside.... Wink
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 02, 2008, 05:01:20 AM
We tried that. They didn't sell. Then, when people were feeling confident and rosy...

I'll try to find the file - who wants?

Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 02, 2008, 05:44:57 AM
Here's the image...
 
http://premium1.uploadit.org/docZox//elect3.jpg

Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: SomeKid on February 02, 2008, 08:22:29 AM
Since it is a given I will not like either nominee, you have no idea how utterly tempted I am.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bigjake on February 02, 2008, 01:17:09 PM
Leme know if these do turn into stickers, I'll buy a few.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 02, 2008, 01:24:43 PM
They be turned. Have been for some time.
 
Getting ready to post a hugemongous listing of stickage, after I kick this crap enough to be able to walk down to my basement without worrying that I'll kill myself on the trip. Sitting down is okay. It's the standing up that gets interesting, what with the coughing, gacking, wheezing, and personal fireworks display.
 
HAVE NOT communed with Mr. Floor yet. But you guys have yet to make me attempt to laugh today.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Tecumseh on February 02, 2008, 02:17:06 PM
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: S. Williamson on February 02, 2008, 08:57:09 PM



 cheesy grin laugh
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Tecumseh on February 04, 2008, 09:00:08 AM
I do have to admit that I have incriminating pictures of Cthulhu...

Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Balog on February 05, 2008, 07:19:41 PM
Hey Bogie, I don't know how hard it is to whomp this up, but if you can do one like Dio's but with "settle" instead of "vote" I'll take it. Let me know if that's not practical.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 05, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
Okay guys... Do you folks think that more than ONE PERSON will want those?
 
(right now, I've got three web sites to get cranked this week, two of which are for paying clients).
 
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on February 05, 2008, 08:41:31 PM
I'm in for one or two stickers.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 05, 2008, 08:50:14 PM
Okayfine - may make the text bigger. Should I stick with the little square kinda size, or stretch the text larger and just do a full-size bumper sticker?
 
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 05, 2008, 09:07:34 PM
Okay - got it traced.

How do I attach it here?
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Tecumseh on February 05, 2008, 11:13:08 PM
Try www.photobucket.com

Or you can email it to me at: Gatman1981@gmail.com

I will host the picture if you want. 
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: seeker_two on February 06, 2008, 12:56:03 AM
I do have to admit that I have incriminating pictures of Cthulhu...



....and without pants, too.....  shocked
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: LadySmith on February 06, 2008, 01:46:06 AM
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....and without pants, too.....  shocked

Even so, I still like him better than the current frontrunners.

(Please don't get me in trouble again, Seeker-Two!)  laugh
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: seeker_two on February 07, 2008, 02:32:27 PM
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....and without pants, too.....  shocked

Even so, I still like him better than the current frontrunners.

(Please don't get me in trouble again, Seeker-Two!)  laugh

After today, I do too.....and I'm wearing pants because LadySmith is in the room......
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Balog on February 07, 2008, 03:50:54 PM
I like the square-ish format. Is it costly to whomp these suckers out? I thought it was not a big deal; don't want to get you to make em if only a couple of us will buy em and stick you with a loss on the deal.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 07, 2008, 04:30:42 PM
Not hugely costish, but I just hate running the stuff, and then having them gather dust... I always see "I want" but I never see the e-mails...

I'll cook some up...
 
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Dntsycnt on February 07, 2008, 05:41:00 PM
Hmmm....the link doesn't work for me.  But if it looks good, I'll buy.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 07, 2008, 08:50:08 PM
www.creativeaccuracy.com/stickers

The blue on the stickers is more of a flag blue. I just hacked the image fast for the web.

Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: LadySmith on February 07, 2008, 09:56:31 PM
I want, but can't seem to order them from the link (work computer problem, perhaps?).
PM sent.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 08, 2008, 07:14:07 AM
The paypal is bogie@posterprep.com. $2.49 a pop, $5 for 3, or $10 for 7...
 
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Balog on February 08, 2008, 01:54:15 PM
The paypal is bogie@posterprep.com. $2.49 a pop, $5 for 3, or $10 for 7...
 


You accept other forms of payment? No paypal set up, no real desire to do so unless there is no other alternative.
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 08, 2008, 02:08:39 PM
Paypal handles credit card stuff.

Czechs can be sent to...
 
Bogardus Communications LLC
831 Patricia Court
Wentzville, MO 63385
 
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: seeker_two on February 08, 2008, 02:10:40 PM
Paypal handles credit card stuff.

Czechs can be sent to...
 
Bogardus Communications LLC
831 Patricia Court
Wentzville, MO 63385
 


What about Bulgarian dissidents?....I have a few of those....
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 08, 2008, 02:32:28 PM
Only if they'll fit in an envelope and go through the slot at my bank...

Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: seeker_two on February 08, 2008, 03:53:24 PM
Only if they'll fit in an envelope and go through the slot at my bank...



If the Bulgarian gov't has its way, they will....
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: LadySmith on February 16, 2008, 09:07:31 AM
I got my Cthulhu stickers, thanks Bogie!
Now my car is cooler than all of yours.  grin
Title: Re: Cthulhu for President
Post by: Bogie on February 16, 2008, 09:19:45 AM
Glad you like 'em. I figure I'll probably sell one, maybe two, at Knob Creek.
 
Mostly I'll be getting "whazzat?" from people with three teethies (and one of 'em's a fake plastic bear claw on a cheap necklace that they done bought from the "indian" table).