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Title: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 10, 2008, 01:00:16 PM
I can't think of squat around Obama stickers... C'mon...
 
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Manedwolf on February 10, 2008, 01:04:46 PM
I can't think of squat around Obama stickers... C'mon...

Oh, that's easy:

"Obama 08 - Take Chicago Politics National"

"Obama/Daley 08" (post those in IL, people would crash their cars while screaming)

"Obama 08 - Carter Reborn"

Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 10, 2008, 02:29:06 PM
Nope.  Anything that denies Hillary further success, and keeps her out of the news, is good. 
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Tecumseh on February 10, 2008, 02:37:15 PM
Obama, hey, they could have elected Jeb.

 
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: seeker_two on February 10, 2008, 05:17:06 PM
If you liked Jimmy Carter, you'll love the rich, nutty taste of Obama....
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Gewehr98 on February 10, 2008, 09:46:00 PM
"I won't vote for Obama, Osama, or Chelsea's Momma..."
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: hoss on February 10, 2008, 09:56:12 PM
"I won't vote for Obama, Osama, or Chelsea's Momma..."

thats awesome.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Tecumseh on February 11, 2008, 08:06:12 AM
"I won't vote for Obama, Osama, or Chelsea's Momma..."

thats awesome.
  It was either him or Bush...
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Azrael256 on February 11, 2008, 01:14:17 PM
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"Obama 08 - Carter Reborn"
I take some small exception to that.  I don't think we've had a president in the modern age who more genuinely wanted to do good for the world than Jimmy Carter.  Not that he actually did anything good, but y'know.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Manedwolf on February 11, 2008, 03:53:46 PM
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"Obama 08 - Carter Reborn"
I take some small exception to that.  I don't think we've had a president in the modern age who more genuinely wanted to do good for the world than Jimmy Carter.  Not that he actually did anything good, but y'know.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Obama is a naive statist. He just doesn't know any better.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: K Frame on February 11, 2008, 03:57:28 PM
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"Obama 08 - Carter Reborn"
I take some small exception to that.  I don't think we've had a president in the modern age who more genuinely wanted to do good for the world than Jimmy Carter.  Not that he actually did anything good, but y'know.


Sure, he wanted to do good.

Problem was, he completely sucked at it.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 11, 2008, 06:41:05 PM
One of these days, I'm going to do a lot of research on Carter, and then start a thread proving that he was the best President in the twentieth century.  Just to see you guys wig out, post massive threads debunking the whole thing, and generally lose your minds. 

Or maybe we could do that to some conservative forum out there.  Gang up on 'em.   smiley
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Paddy on February 11, 2008, 06:55:02 PM
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: seeker_two on February 12, 2008, 01:21:44 AM
One of these days, I'm going to do a lot of research on Carter, and then start a thread proving that he was the best President in the twentieth century.  Just to see you guys wig out, post massive threads debunking the whole thing, and generally lose your minds. 

Or maybe we could do that to some conservative forum out there.  Gang up on 'em.   smiley

When I was in college, I dated a girl whose father worked in the Carter Administration. He didn't think Carter was competent enough to be President, either.

That was good enough for me.....
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Scout26 on February 12, 2008, 02:06:17 AM
Obama '08 - You can't even see Mayor Daley pulling the strings.

Obama '08 - Making Blagojevich look competent

Obama '08 - I'll make Carter look like Truman

Obama '08 - Change and Hope are NOT a Plan.

Obama '08 - Giving our First Reponders plenty of opportunity to use their skills.

Obama '08 - Making France look like hard-asses.

Obama '08 - I'll vote "present" on the tough issues




RileyMc - Excellent Poster !!!!!
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Scout26 on February 12, 2008, 03:14:46 AM
One more:

Obama '08 - Change > What'll be left in your paycheck once I'm done with it.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Waitone on February 14, 2008, 05:17:27 PM
The more I pay attention to Obama the more I look wistfully back to Hillary.  Given the choice between the electric chair or the gas chamber I'd pick the one which would do the job quickly with minimum mess.  I think Hillary would do the best job the fastest.  Obama strikes me as an ideological incompetent.  Great rhetoric; inane themes; fresh face; not a clinton or bush:  has it all.  But he has no clue about that which he speaks.  His initial moves are not impressive.  He sponsored poverty legislation which would have the US fund global poverty programs.  Then  I find his has hired ZBIG as his foreign policy advisor who is the same advisor that was to helpful to Carter too many years ago.  So while standing in the starter box Obama demonstrates a proclivity to globalism.  Hillary is the same but I judge her as having a strong sense of real politic, something I sense is absent in Obama.  He strikes me as a doctrinaire statist who is long on theory and rhetoric and short on reality.

Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 14, 2008, 05:33:34 PM
But he has CHANGE!

Ahh... What was that movie... O Brother... "Daddy, can we get us some re-form?"

Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: seeker_two on February 15, 2008, 01:22:00 AM
Hillary/McCain:  "If it ain't broke, don't Barak it...."
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: HankB on February 15, 2008, 04:28:41 AM
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"Obama 08 - Carter Reborn"
I take some small exception to that.  I don't think we've had a president in the modern age who more genuinely wanted to do good for the world than Jimmy Carter.  Not that he actually did anything good, but y'know.
Carter may have been well meaning, but he was inept beyond belief . . . and his actions post-presidency (other than his Habitat for Humanity gig) most certainly have NOTHING to do with making the world a better place; they're more consistent with the vengeful actions of a bitter man who wants to "get back" at the country that wouldn't re-elect him.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Jamisjockey on February 15, 2008, 06:48:50 AM
Bogie:
Here's my suggestion.  "Obama 08" but the O should look like a Hammer and Sickle.  Underneath it:
"Socialism takes on a new face"
"Socialism with a nice smile"
"Socialism: It is the  change he promised!"
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 15, 2008, 06:54:15 AM
Prob with those is that a LOT of folks don't know what socialism is and/or think "Hey, my cousin was studying social work, and she's nice enough..."
 
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Tuco on February 15, 2008, 07:32:20 AM
Obama?
Yo Momma.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Jamisjockey on February 15, 2008, 08:57:34 AM
Prob with those is that a LOT of folks don't know what socialism is and/or think "Hey, my cousin was studying social work, and she's nice enough..."
 


Obama:  Communisim with a nice smile...
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 15, 2008, 09:24:35 AM
If Obama's the Answer,
Are You Sure You Know the Question?
 
Bad... Too damn wordy.

Obama - Buying Votes since 1995!

Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Manedwolf on February 15, 2008, 10:19:03 AM
Some guy was on an interview this morning in Chicago, saying that if Obama was president, he was "absolutely sure" he'd get the L extended to his developments he owned in the outlying projects.

Makes you go "Hmmm".

Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: seeker_two on February 15, 2008, 05:57:49 PM
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"Obama 08 - Carter Reborn"
I take some small exception to that.  I don't think we've had a president in the modern age who more genuinely wanted to do good for the world than Jimmy Carter.  Not that he actually did anything good, but y'know.
Carter may have been well meaning, but he was inept beyond belief . . . and his actions post-presidency (other than his Habitat for Humanity gig) most certainly have NOTHING to do with making the world a better place; they're more consistent with the vengeful actions of a bitter man who wants to "get back" at the country that wouldn't re-elect him.

This will be Obama circa 2016......
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Sheng_Pao on February 17, 2008, 10:54:15 AM
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Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! What good can possibly come out of THAT?
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: doc2rn on February 17, 2008, 04:34:21 PM
To be ruled by emotional rhetoric instead of semi coherent rationalism! Cant side with you here, I got a little more priciple than that.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 17, 2008, 05:16:56 PM
Sheng,

1) I think Hillary will be easier to beat than Obama. Her nomination will encourage folks to vote Republican.
 
2) I'll make a LOT more money off of anti-Hillary stickers.

Altho I did come up with a dandy "Nobama" sticker tonight... Anyone wanna see it?
 
Bogie
Unabashed Election Profiteer
 
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: seeker_two on February 17, 2008, 05:35:09 PM
Sheng,

1) I think Hillary will be easier to beat than Obama. Her nomination will encourage folks to vote Republican.
 
2) I'll make a LOT more money off of anti-Hillary stickers.

Altho I did come up with a dandy "Nobama" sticker tonight... Anyone wanna see it?
 
Bogie
Unabashed Election Profiteer
 


Depends on what you stick it on.....
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 17, 2008, 06:06:46 PM
Speaking of which, got together this evening with a friend who lives on a large lake here in Missouri...

With some young ladies, swimsuit attire has gone to a thong and a coupla pasties... So I'm going to be doing a run of adhesive butterflies... Just need to find the optimum adhesive material. May have to do some testing.

Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Jamisjockey on February 18, 2008, 02:46:36 AM
Speaking of which, got together this evening with a friend who lives on a large lake here in Missouri...

With some young ladies, swimsuit attire has gone to a thong and a coupla pasties... So I'm going to be doing a run of adhesive butterflies... Just need to find the optimum adhesive material. May have to do some testing.



Any continuation of this thread will be useless without pictures.


and lets see the nobama sticker.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: seeker_two on February 18, 2008, 05:54:21 AM
Speaking of which, got together this evening with a friend who lives on a large lake here in Missouri...

With some young ladies, swimsuit attire has gone to a thong and a coupla pasties... So I'm going to be doing a run of adhesive butterflies... Just need to find the optimum adhesive material. May have to do some testing.


Give the man some glue and shiny paper, and all of a sudden he's Hugh Hefner....

Bet you'll use water-soluable adhesive, too....
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 18, 2008, 06:45:57 AM
Well, here's a link to someone who sells 'em at Lake Havasu...

Not safe for work.
 
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=191898713
 
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Sheng_Pao on February 19, 2008, 05:08:19 PM
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I think Hillary will be easier to beat than Obama. Her nomination will encourage folks to vote Republican.

Hey Bogie, that just reminded me of a post I seen on The Firing Line forums. They are saying that once Hitl, I mean Hillary gets the nomination, most of the Republicans will put down their beers, get off their couches and go out there and FIGHT with their ballots. Right now, a lot of Conservatives are not even voting, and that will really hurt us. If the split between the Conservatives continue we will probably end up with a candidate who's going to try to shove gun control so hard up our rectums, they can be charged with rape.

I wish people will stop accusing McCain of being a neocon or whatever. I think he is still the best hope for us, if ony we can re-heal the split between us Conservatives and Libertarians. Otherwise, things will get really Liberal, and we won't like it one little bit.

I REALLY hope some Conservative fence-sitters are reading this, because here is an example of what Conservative and Liberal means.

Liberal: Psychologist in New York gets hacked to death by psychopath w/ meat cleaver. Police arrive to clean up the blood and wash away the gore.

Conservative: Psychopath enters the office of psychologist, brandishing meat cleaver. Passerby see whats going to happen and pulls his CCW. BANG! Psychopath stopped cold. Police arrive to take away body of psychopath, OR, take him away to the hospital, then prison.

What would YOU want to choose? I hope you fence-sitters realize this and get out there and vote till you drop already.
Title: Re: Guys, we gotta get Hillary the nomination...
Post by: Bogie on February 19, 2008, 06:58:52 PM
Eh... I'm thinking... I've got a theory...

My guess is that a few times somewhere along the route, Hillary's normal exterior peeled back, and some members of the media got to see the REAL Hillary... You know, the one that the secret service folks gossiped about not liking to work for?

So, they went into "Well, we're still liberals, but we want anyone but Hillary to win" mode...
 
And all that's out there is Obama.
 
I think this is a _seriously_ media-controlled election... They've been down-talking her for a couple of months now, and it's showing. Obama's getting double the air time, and can do no wrong...