Post by: Lee on March 08, 2005, 05:13:30 PM
Hmmm... I'm stumped. It's a pretty sick hobby IMHO.
Post by: nico on March 08, 2005, 05:22:13 PM
Post by: Guest on March 08, 2005, 05:23:26 PM
I take these to make the big people teeth you will have soon.
TF.
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I got stumped once by a answer I gave :
Dear
I use these to make the teeth that little babies get later on
TF.
The kid -" that is so gross giving a baby someone else's teeth - oh double gross that means my permanent teeth belonged to some else ....gross".
Use the first letter - trust me on this.
Post by: junyor on March 08, 2005, 05:53:47 PM
43. Question: What does the tooth fairy do with your teeth? (Eric age 6)
Answer: The tooth fairy uses the teeth she collects to help build her castle. The building process has been going on for at least 150 years. Most recently, she has added a wing to the castle for her boyfriend, the sandman.
Gillian, Agent for the tooth fairy.
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That's a little wierd.
Post by: Mabs2 on March 08, 2005, 06:48:47 PM
Post by: TarpleyG on March 09, 2005, 03:41:30 AM
Greg
Post by: Mabs2 on March 09, 2005, 08:52:22 AM
Post by: bountyhunter on March 09, 2005, 09:29:24 AM
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"Dear Tooth Fairy: Why do you collect teeth?"
Hmmm... I'm stumped. It's a pretty sick hobby IMHO.
If he answers your letter, post the return address. I am in constant pain from my tooth and headed for my fourth root canal in two years. If I catch that SOB I am going to shoot him.
Hmmm... I'm stumped. It's a pretty sick hobby IMHO.
Post by: Nathaniel Firethorn on March 09, 2005, 01:28:51 PM
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Other questions that are raised are: What, exactly, does she do with all those teeth? Possibilities are:
* Building materials.
* Jewelry.
* Mineral extraction.
* Sinister medical experiments, possibly in collusion with the CIA.
* Sold on to third parties. Possibly the chinese traditional medicine market (investigations should be done into the aphrodisiac/healing properties of ground child-tooth).
Also, assuming that you do indeed stay awake all night, and actually do see the Tooth Fairy herself, it becomes necessary to address these issues:
* Could it have been a dream or an hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, and the expectation of seeing such an entity?
* Is there third-party evidence to support the visitation theory?
* Did you install video recording apparatus?
* Do you have a history of mental illness?
* Are you taking strong medicinal/recreational drugs?
* Is there physical evidence remaining, such as fairy dust, ectoplasm, or fragments of wing scale?
* Have you ruled the possibility of fraud/hoaxing by third parties?
Conclusion: There are a bunch of people with FAAAAAAAR too much time on their hands.* Building materials.
* Jewelry.
* Mineral extraction.
* Sinister medical experiments, possibly in collusion with the CIA.
* Sold on to third parties. Possibly the chinese traditional medicine market (investigations should be done into the aphrodisiac/healing properties of ground child-tooth).
Also, assuming that you do indeed stay awake all night, and actually do see the Tooth Fairy herself, it becomes necessary to address these issues:
* Could it have been a dream or an hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, and the expectation of seeing such an entity?
* Is there third-party evidence to support the visitation theory?
* Did you install video recording apparatus?
* Do you have a history of mental illness?
* Are you taking strong medicinal/recreational drugs?
* Is there physical evidence remaining, such as fairy dust, ectoplasm, or fragments of wing scale?
* Have you ruled the possibility of fraud/hoaxing by third parties?
- NF
Post by: Michigander on March 09, 2005, 02:04:48 PM
I really do not get the lying about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, etc.
Post by: Lee on March 09, 2005, 03:02:40 PM
