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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: K Frame on April 09, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
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An anti-hunter takes hunters to task for harming animals...
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Grocery store coolers are the natural habitat for steaks, chops, turkeys, etc.
And remember that people like that VOTE, and their vote counts just as much as yours. :O
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Made at the grocery store?
Soilent steak, I guess. Hmm.
Need to go hunting more. =(
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Worse, they breed, and pass their idiocy on to their kids...
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This is what happens when people are separated from the source of food.
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This is what happens when people are separated from the source of food.
I'd like to separate the idiot who wrote that from any source of food. :lol:
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Grocery store coolers are the natural habitat for steaks, chops, turkeys, etc.
And remember that people like that VOTE, and their vote counts just as much as yours. :O
Yep. One has to wonder if perhaps more criteria than "18+, needs metabolism" wouldn't be in order for someone being allowed to vote...
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Look on the bright side. It could just be a poser making fun of PETA types. Otherwise it's just too depressing.
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Look on the bright side. It could just be a poser making fun of PETA types. Otherwise it's just too depressing.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. People are that stupid and ignorant.
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It's from the "readers speak" or "open line" column from a local newspaper.
I recognize the type. The paper I used to work at had one, and some of the stuff that people would come up with was just breathtaking in its stupidity.
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People are that stupid!
My wife bought a jogging stroller so she can take our grand-daughter when she goes for a walk. When we were assembling it, we laughed - out loud - at the warning in the instructions:
Warning: Remove child before attempting to fold the stroller!
jb
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Not believe.
Of course it could happen. But it's more likely a joke.
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People are that stupid!
My wife bought a jogging stroller so she can take our grand-daughter when she goes for a walk. When we were assembling it, we laughed - out loud - at the warning in the instructions:
Warning: Remove child before attempting to fold the stroller!
jb
Couple of years ago I flew to Hamburg. I bought a bag of peanuts on the plane. The warning text on the bag read "Warning: May contain peanuts". I'm not sure which worries me most, the fact that people need to be reminded about the contents of a bag of peanuts, or the fact that it may - or may not contain peanuts. I ate the contents though, and they sure seemed to be ordinary peanuts. There is no spoon, and apparently there may not be any peanuts either.
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It's why there's an "External Use Only" warning on every tube of Preparation-H.
Somebody, somewhere, tried it internally. :O
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It's why there's an "External Use Only" warning on every tube of Preparation-H.
Somebody, somewhere, tried it internally. :O
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There is an approved internal use.
stay safe.
skidmark
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It's why there's an "External Use Only" warning on every tube of Preparation-H.
Somebody, somewhere, tried it internally. :O
I once saw a box of condoms with the "Exernal Use Only" warning......
....that was one to ponder..... =|
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skidmark, you owe me a new ladpot!
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ladpot!
Sounds like the name of a gay bar... The Ladpot :laugh:
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Sounds like the name of a gay bar... The Ladpot :laugh:
Speakin from experience?
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I once saw a box of condoms with the "Exernal Use Only" warning......
....that was one to ponder..... =|
There are edible condoms in production, IIRC.
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Speakin from experience?
:lol: Hardly. Doesn't take too active a mind to decide what "ladpot" might maybe could be (other than a misspelling). Fun With Typos!
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Sounds like the name of a gay bar... The Ladpot :laugh:
It would be a cute name for a urinal...except cute and urinal don't seem to go together. :| =)
vaskidmark: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
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Some where I saw a manual for a cell phone that said "do not climb into back seat to get phone while driving" and "do dot insert into rectum"
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and "do dot insert into rectum"
It's the 'vibrate' mode. People will use anything as a sex toy.
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It's the 'vibrate' mode. People will use anything as a sex toy.
:O :O :O
Humans are strange. Stay away from them. â„¢
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People will use anything as a sex toy.
One of 4chans mottoes.
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I've had "serious" conversations with individuals who claimed up and down that eating fish was not a violation of a vegan/vegitarian diet, because fish "weren't animals." One of the more surreal arguments I've ever been in...
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Nothing surreal about it.
It's Lent right now...
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Nothing surreal about it.
It's Lent right now...
Religion had nothing to do with it. The person was an atheist vegetarian who simply didn't understand that fish are considered animals in scientific terms.
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OK, that's one atheist vegetarian and a buttload of Catholics sharing a similar view.
IOW, during Lent, one should consume no meat, but fish was considered "not meat", hence Friday Fish Fry, etc.
Prior to 1966, it was actually every Friday that one should abstain from meat...
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OK, that's one atheist vegetarian and a buttload of Catholics sharing a similar view.
IOW, during Lent, one should consume no meat, but fish was considered "not meat", hence Friday Fish Fry, etc.
Prior to 1966, it was actually every Friday that one should abstain from meat...
It's different to believe it's not "meat" than it is to consider something "not an animal." This person was a vegetarian because they didn't want to "harm any animals," not for health reasons, but stated they ate fish. When I pointed out their hypocrisy, they doubled down and could not believe that fish are, in fact, animals.
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It's the 'vibrate' mode. People will use anything as a sex toy.
We'll take your word for it, G.....and ask no further.... ;)
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OK, that's one atheist vegetarian and a buttload of Catholics sharing a similar view.
IOW, during Lent, one should consume no meat, but fish was considered "not meat", hence Friday Fish Fry, etc.
Prior to 1966, it was actually every Friday that one should abstain from meat...
My business partner is a devout Catholic who is not eating meat because of Lent. I asked why fish was allowed, and the response I received was "because it's cold-blooded." Though she couldn't explain why, only warm-blooded animals are considered "meat" in her faith.
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My business partner is a devout Catholic who is not eating meat because of Lent. I asked why fish was allowed, and the response I received was "because it's cold-blooded." Though she couldn't explain why, only warm-blooded animals are considered "meat" in her faith.
Woohoo! Looks like it's Snake Fridays for me!
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It's why there's an "External Use Only" warning on every tube of Preparation-H.
Somebody, somewhere, tried it internally. :O
I knew this was laying about somewhere, but had difficulty finding it. belated hat-tip to www.engrish.com
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stay safe.
skidmark
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We'll take your word for it, G.....and ask no further.... ;)
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"You have chosen... wisely." =D
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Hey... my phone's been acting up.
Can one of you call it for me? my number is 1414-555-1274, If I don't answer on the first try, keep calling.
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Hey... my phone's been acting up.
Can one of you call it for me? my number is 1414-555-1274, If I don't answer on the first try, keep calling.
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stay safe.
skidmark
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Woohoo! Looks like it's Snake Fridays for me!
I had an ex-girlfriend with the same sentiment.... ;)
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1414-555-1274
I don't dial numbers tossed about on the net.
Please 'splain the joke.
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I don't dial numbers tossed about on the net.
Please 'splain the joke.
:laugh:
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<woosh>
That's the sound of the joke flying over Digital's head. :D
Chris
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My business partner is a devout Catholic who is not eating meat because of Lent. I asked why fish was allowed, and the response I received was "because it's cold-blooded." Though she couldn't explain why, only warm-blooded animals are considered "meat" in her faith.
Historically, the tradition of fasting for Lent was absorbed from a 'pagan' spring fast as Christianity spread to northern Europe. Basically, all the winter meat/fat stores would go bad and/or food would need to be rationed for the village to make it until the ground thawed. I think that this is why fish has always been given a pass -- it is not a stored food that would go bad.
Anyway, the point of fasting for Lent is not meat or no meat, it is about self-denial. The only problem with eating fish on Fridays is if you would of wanted to eat fish anyway. On the other hand, if you dislike fish, then you are still denying yourself whatever real meat you would have eaten that day.
That said, I've always noted that almost every vegan hippy f'tard loves sushi. They don't eat mammals v. fish for any reason but to be counter culture. "I'm like soooo different and interesting!!!"
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I don't dial numbers tossed about on the net.
Please 'splain the joke.
I'm lost, too.
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Put me in the "not getting the joke" column. Google shows nothing for it.
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Double whoosh. =D
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Double whoosh. =D
Triple counting the guy above me. So is someone going to share?
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I used to tell people that fish were vegetables that swim
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Wow, but some folks are dense...
Talking about how phones set to vibrate can be used as sex toys?
*RIIIIIING*
Clue phone, it's for you, Balog! :P
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Oh ffs was that joke in this thread? I really shouldn't post when I'm sleep deprived....
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I keep calling the number, but it keeps ringing, and nobody answers.
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I keep calling the number, but it keeps ringing, and nobody answers.
....another reason to be thankful for Caller ID..... =D
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Hey... my phone's been acting up.
Can one of you call it for me? my number is 1414-555-1274, If I don't answer on the first try, keep calling.
Note to self: NEVER borrow AJ's Cell phone.......
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Dude, it's AJ. I wouldn't borrow ANYTHING, just because of the possibility... ;)
Ok, I MIGHT borrow his kids, if I needed someplace torn apart. But otherwise...
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Hey... my phone's been acting up.
Can one of you call it for me? my number is 1414-555-1274, If I don't answer on the first try, keep calling.
We are not your personal arm. . .
*looks around*
never mind
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The laws of Kashrut forbid eating milk and meat together. Fish is not considered meat, and can mix with dairy (think bagels and lox).
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The laws of Kashrut forbid eating milk and meat together. Fish is not considered meat, and can mix with dairy (think bagels and lox).
I never make it as a Jew.
I drink milk with everything.
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A buddy of mine had a "meat rule:"
If it has hooves or can kill you by physical attacks, it is meat.
EXAMPLES:
Cows: meat
Shrimp: not meat
Flounder: not meat
Shark: meat
Boa constrictor: meat
Cobra: not meat
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>Boa constrictor: meat
Cobra: not meat<
Ummm...
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A buddy of mine had a "meat rule:"
If it has hooves or can kill you by physical attacks, it is meat.
What about squirrels and gophers and rabbits? Under this definition, they wouldn't be considered meat.....unless you're a golf course manager or a bald hunter with a speech impediment.... =D
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>Boa constrictor: meat
Cobra: not meat<
Ummm...
Cobras don't kill you with "physical attacks." They use chemical.
Weird set of rules, though.
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Cobras don't kill you with "physical attacks." They use chemical.
Cobra has chemical weapons?! Time to call GI Joe!
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Then Joe will know. And knowing...
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Is half the battle! I hear the other half is shooting, stabbing, and blowing up your enemies.
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I never make it as a Jew.
I drink milk with everything.
Me too. I go through a couple gallons a week.
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Is half the battle! I hear the other half is shooting, stabbing, and blowing up your enemies.
I like the way your head works. But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.
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"I think that this is why fish has always been given a pass -- it is not a stored food that would go bad."
Fish and meat both were preserved by salt curing in the middle ages.
I'm reading a history of salt right now that discusses this sort of thing.
In Medieval Europe, meat wasn't just forbidden during lent, it was forbidden during MANY "holy days," by the late middle ages as much as half the year was meat free.
Civil punishments for eating meat on a holy day could also be quite severe.
In Christianity the origins of not eating meat during certain periods apparently arose in the Catechisms as early as a.d. 98 and was an extension of pagan traditions as were many activities in the early church.
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I keep calling the number, but it keeps ringing, and nobody answers.
Hey guys, I've been busy, what did I miss?
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I like the way your head works. But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.
They can keep the women, I'm allready working on that part myself.
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I like the way your head works. But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.
That is the third half...
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Hey guys, I've been busy, what did I miss?
if i agree to call you, will you go away again?
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I like the way your head works. But don't forget the part about taking their land, livestock and women.
Leave some of the women....we have to have someone to make the lamentations for us to hear.....and livestock are pretty lousy in the making-lamentations department....
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Leave some of the women....we have to have someone to make the lamentations for us to hear.....and livestock are pretty lousy in the making-lamentations department....
It is true, hearing the lamentation of their women is part of what is best in life.
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Whatever happened to: Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
AJ, you're going to owe me a nose job from all the beverages you've been making me snort up it. :laugh: