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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Sparks on September 21, 2011, 05:40:31 PM
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Hi, newbie here....just wanted to pop in and say hi!
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Hello you. ;)
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I hope you're male, sparks, cause I don't think the guys have recovered from the last new girl, yet.
Welcome. And as the newb, you are to provide refreshing beverages and ammo.
I'll take a keg of heiniken and some .45 +p
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Hi Sparks. Have fun, and remember, if anything bad happens here blame it on fistful -- everyone else does. :lol: :lol:
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Howdy do.
DD
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Hey, sparks. Welcome. I'll take a box of .223 75gr match and a sixer of Mirror Pond when you get around to it.
What part of the country do you hang your hat at?
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Also, please remember our Firefly and Zardoz policy.
Both are required veiwing. You might actually like firefly. >:D
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Welcome. This place can be pretty combustible, so be careful. =)
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Fâilte! (welcome) =)
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Hi, newbie here....just wanted to pop in and say hi!
PING!
What brings ye to this corner of the world, stranger?
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Pleased to have you aboard, Sparks.
I require Seagrams and lots of .45 ball ammo.
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Welcome to the madhouse. :)
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I hope you're male, sparks, cause I don't think the guys have recovered from the last new girl, yet.
Welcome. And as the newb, you are to provide refreshing beverages and ammo.
I'll take a keg of heiniken and some .45 +p
BSL, her profile says female, so let the games begin. [popcorn] [popcorn] [popcorn]
I'm glad I'm not part of that madness. Though, the first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. ;/
Hi *Sparks*, I used to live in Sparks. I'll take a Sam Adams and a brick of 22lr.
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BSL, her profile says female, so let the games begin. [popcorn] [popcorn] [popcorn]
In that case, I come bearing gifts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
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I hope you're male, sparks, cause I don't think the guys have recovered from the last new girl, yet.
Welcome. And as the newb, you are to provide refreshing beverages and ammo.
I'll take a keg of heiniken and some .45 +p
Who was the last new female? ??? :-* :P
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Who was the last new female? ??? :-* :P
Mrs smith?
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Hi, newbie here....just wanted to pop in and say hi!
Hi.
How'd you find your way here? Friends here, heard of us somewhere?
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Hi
Howdy. =|
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Wow, what a great welcome. Yes, I am a woman, thankfully it's nice to see that some of you can read! ;)
Love the entertaining video! And some friends here, yes. Refreshments and ammo in the mail... ;)
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Mrs smith?
*slap upside head* Trying to bait her out.
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Goody! More Diet Coke amd 200 gr .45 Auto Rim.
Oh, yeah! Welcome and all that stuff. Some of the folks here are "socially challenged". I hope one day to raise to that level. :angel:
stay safe.
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Goody! More Diet Coke amd 200 gr .45 Auto Rim.
Oh, yeah! Welcome and all that stuff. Some of the folks here are "socially challenged". I hope one day to raise to that level. :angel:
stay safe.
Yes, it is always nice to have dreams!
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Pardon me...Welcome...9mm and 6 pack of Sam Adams.
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Run while you can.
Welcome to the group. :O
7.62X51 some whiskey.
jim
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Ahhhhhh. Yet another victi....er, member. Welcome, ma'am. ;)
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Welcome, *Sparks*.....APS is all yours....for as long as you can handle it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
This song says so much about us....can we make it the official APS theme music?....
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Starbucks white mocha and .45, plz.
oh, yeah, hi =)
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Greetings, Sparks. Your presence here is most welcome, as the ladies have not yet completed our sandwich orders from a few weeks ago. They could use some help in the kitchen.
Hope you have a good time! :angel:
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Oh, yeah...
Diet soda here. Sam's Club is preferred, but Coke will suffice. I'm okay on .22 for now, so some .223 would be nice. Or .30-06. That would be a good choice also.
DD
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Who was the last new female? ??? :-* :P
Mrs smith?
Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore. I also believe she's disappeared.
DD
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This song says so much about us....can we make it the official APS theme music?....
Good 'ol Electric Six.
If it wasn't for the few women here it would be this song, ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=related :lol:
Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore. I also believe she's disappeared.
I blame Fistful. [tinfoil]
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If it wasn't for the few women here it would be this song, ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=related :lol:
Just mabs.
:lol:
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Kia Ora! Haire mai ki te APS!
I'll take a bottle of Ardbeg Corryvryken and 200gr +p .45ACP.
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Welcome.
Don;t mind mist the riff-raff.
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While many forums might ask you questions about measurements or some such things....around here, we are more interested in other things.....
1) are you much of a shooter?
2) Are you a firefly fan?
3) Ever seen Zardoz????
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Welcome and where do you hail from?
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Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore. I also believe she's disappeared.
DD
Doh! You are right.
Good 'ol Electric Six.
If it wasn't for the few women here it would be this song, ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=related :lol:
I blame Fistful. [tinfoil]
I blame Fistful as well.
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In that case, I come bearing gifts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
Is that Lady Gaga's grandma? (that's the weirdest soft porn I've ever seen)
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Welcome.
Don;t mind mist the riff-raff.
Please don't turn anyone into a pink mist with your mind.
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We'd much prefer a tasteful chartreuse.
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While many forums might ask you questions about measurements or some such things....around here, we are more interested in other things.....
1) are you much of a shooter?
2) Are you a firefly fan?
3) Ever seen Zardoz????
Actually, jamis wants measurments.
Especially shoes.....
;)
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Actually, jamis wants measurments.
Especially shoes.....
;)
That reminds me, *Sparks*.....do you have long hair or short hair?.....BSL is looking for ideas....
=D
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Hiya.
Other things we need to know about besides shooting & Firefly: What is your view on the holiest of holy food, Bacon?
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welcome!
9mm and six of sierra pale ale
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Welcome!
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Welcome!
I will take a case of .45 and a case of .223 along with a case of Crown Cask 16 and two cases of Blvd Sampler Pack. =D
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Welcome aboard, *Sparks*.
As you've no doubt noted by now, we're something of an odd group.
But we just blame Fistful for it, so that's okay.=D
I'll take a bottle of single-malt Scotch (buyer's choice - that bottle would last me a year) and a case of 230gr .45ACP, thanks.
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Alright who scared *Sparks* away, as she hasn't been on since 9/21/11.
{Looking at Fistful}
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I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.
I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me >:D
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I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me >:D
You may need crowd control for the line that forms to do that. =D
stay safe.
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I have long chestnut colored hair...
You'll fit in just fine. Plenty of chest nuts around here.
DD
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Welcome, *Sparks*.....APS is all yours....for as long as you can handle it....
This song says so much about us....can we make it the official APS theme music?....
Wouldn't happen to be the lighted genitalia, now would it!? =D
Works for me, especially the title.
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...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me >:D
Just lie about them like everyone else.....that's why Jamis can be 6'8"...... =D
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I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.
I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me >:D
It's a traaaap!
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I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.
I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me >:D
You sound like a porn bot. Tell us, what's in your gun safe?
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You sound like a porn bot. Tell us, what's in your gun safe?
It would be moderately hilarious if the traditional "ZOMG it's a guuurrrrlllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thread we seem to have when a new woman joins us was over a porn bot.
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I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.
I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me >:D
I would be willing to help but I'm not close by right now. Care to come to Kuwait and keep a lonely Soldier company? >:D Just don't tell my wife or girlfriend. :laugh:
Pics would work also. >:D
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I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.
I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me >:D
Hmm?
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Hmm?
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Keep dreaming. More like:
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Jamis,
Acting out is not acceptable even when you're having issues with your family tree.
[barf]
Sincely
BSL
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I thought you weren't going to post any more pics of your cousins.... =|
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Reno is so close to hell that you can see sparks. ... Welcome :cool:
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Keep dreaming. More like:
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_58PzNMV8c3w%2FTAG_R4MOgYI%2FAAAAAAAAA0E%2F1CNFVgQnMvM%2Fs1600%2Ffat-girl-thong.jpg&hash=e8c36a5c734aa243152d5c7c110961d26669cff2)
Birdman, much bigger boobs.
Jamis, hell no, and let's definitely leave what you're attracted to off SPA, especially if there are pics involved!
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Birdman, much bigger boobs.
Jamis, hell no, and let's definitely leave what you're attracted to off SPA, especially if there are pics involved!
Hmm. Interesting.
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This one apparently doesn't scare easily. I'm surprised, you guys certainly tried. :laugh:
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This one apparently doesn't scare easily. I'm surprised, you guys certainly tried. :laugh:
Tried?? I don't recall even seeing any Zardoz pics. Nevermind the Hoff Crotch. Y'all ain't really trying if those don't make an appearance.
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Tried?? I don't recall even seeing any Zardoz pics. Nevermind the Hoff Crotch. Y'all ain't really trying if those don't make an appearance.
Would the Janet Reno Dance Party be too much for a newcomer?.....
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Would the Janet Reno Dance Party be too much for a newcomer?.....
Depends on whether Lon Horiuchi is the DJ ...
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Tried?? I don't recall even seeing any Zardoz pics. Nevermind the Hoff Crotch. Y'all ain't really trying if those don't make an appearance.
I was trying to lure her into a false sense of confidence. >:D
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Wow, if this is trying, well you guys have a lot more to learn ;)
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Wow, if this is trying, well you guys have a lot more to learn ;)
Thats because these morons are trying to flirt with you.
Me, I'd rather hypnotize you.
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JJ, you did not just create your own fractal, Ã la Hoff. That is just plain wrong.
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adlively, that one has been around a while ...
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JJ, you did not just create your own fractal, Ã la Hoff. That is just plain wrong.
Nah....Harold did it.
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So did we run *Sparks* off for good? (I think it was that Hoff gif that did it :mad: )
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So did we run *Sparks* off for good? (I think it was that Hoff gif that did it :mad: )
They never last. >:D
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They never last. >:D
Looks like it - true toughness requires longevity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0xsRgivU4M
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That's all right. Y'all can't handle more than 4 or 5 of us at once anyway.
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That's all right. Y'all can't handle more than 4 or 5 of us at once anyway.
True....we are quite a handful.... =D
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True....we are quite a handful.... =D
Another flawless and impressive win w/o crossing the line! =D
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Looks like it - true toughness requires longevity.
Interesting.
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Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore. I also believe she's disappeared.
Combination of IRL meeting Strings and I probably did that.
I cruelly commented that we're the most normal of the group. >:D
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That's all right. Y'all can't handle more than 4 or 5 of us at once anyway.
Challenge Accepted!
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True....we are quite a handful.... =D
This isn't going to be another one of those threads talking about how anything more than a handful is a waste, is it? :angel:
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This isn't going to be another one of those threads talking about how anything more than a handful is a waste, is it? :angel:
I guess that would all depend on each person's his/her perceptions.
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This isn't going to be another one of those threads talking about how anything more than a handful is a waste, is it? :angel:
Well, just because anything more than a handful is a waste is no reason to gripe.
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Bunch of halfwits around here. ;/
Rev, why on earth did you and strings run her off BEFORE she made cheesecake for all of us?
Next year, i'm going to christmas with you lot and taking ALL THE CHEESECAKE as punishment.
:P
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For Christmas dinner, I made a hazelnut cheesecake that was to die for: roasted hazelnuts and Frangelico.
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Rev, why on earth did you and strings run her off BEFORE she made cheesecake for all of us?
I blame Jamis....she's one of his friends....so I suspected a trap....
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I blame Jamis....she's one of his friends....so I suspected a trap....
He probably tried to hit on her, and she was so disgusted that she left us..... =D
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Bunch of halfwits around here. ;/
Rev, why on earth did you and strings run her off BEFORE she made cheesecake for all of us?
I got cheesecake.
:-*
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I never really cared much for cheesecake.
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Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore. I also believe she's disappeared.
DD
Combination of IRL meeting Strings and I probably did that.
I cruelly commented that we're the most normal of the group. >:D
Actually she was just on here today. http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3087 (http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3087)
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Combination of IRL meeting Strings and I probably did that.
I cruelly commented that we're the most normal of the group. >:D
Actually she was just on here today. http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3087 (http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3087)
Stalker!
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I got cheesecake.
:-*
Bastard. And the rest of us get nothing? Hmph.
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Bastard. And the rest of us get nothing? Hmph.
Spoon's mom loves me. Tis why she gives me the first slice. I always love the hurt expression on Strings' face.
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Bastard. And the rest of us get nothing? Hmph.
Bridgy, I say you and I go visit strings. If his mother thinks rev is loveable, she'd probably adore us. We might get exra's if we use you're two mini me's as bait.
=D
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Bridgy, I say you and I go visit strings. If his mother thinks rev is loveable, she'd probably adore us. We might get exra's if we use you're two mini me's as bait.
=D
The Mini-Me's maybe. But I DARE you to try to out "adorable" me.
Nancy made a comment about "How old do you think I am?"
*squint*
21.
I may be dumb as a fence post on a regular basis. But some things I did listen to my mother about. First and foremost rule. Regardless of a lady's age, you ALWAYS guess "21".
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terpsichore down, sparks down?
Someone hack into
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Atc1man/avatars/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif
and destroy it, please?
Ladies, can you PM (or whatever) these gals and try to draw them back in?
Sparks, are you a ham radio operator? Do you carry a self-defense gun? Tell us more, so we can act more like gentlemen on gun-related subjects.
I don't require a couple of liters of club soda and a brick of .22, but it would be nice.
Terry, 230RN
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Whenever a woman asks these three things:
How old do you think I am?
How much do you think I weigh?
How big do you think my boobs are?
The only acceptable answers are:
Five years under what you think the actual age is
15 pounds under what you think the actual weight is
Two inches above what you think the actual measurement is
Following these rules has kept me in female companionship for many years.
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The Mini-Me's maybe. But I DARE you to try to out "adorable" me.
Nancy made a comment about "How old do you think I am?"
*squint*
21.
I may be dumb as a fence post on a regular basis. But some things I did listen to my mother about. First and foremost rule. Regardless of a lady's age, you ALWAYS guess "21".
Yeah, right. You can't win aginst my apple checks and big sky blue eyes. I can be sweet, innocent and complimentary like you wouldn't beleive. You don't stand a chance rev.
:-*
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Whenever a woman asks these three things:
How old do you think I am?
How much do you think I weigh?
How big do you think my boobs are?
The only acceptable answers are:
Five years under what you think the actual age is
15 pounds under what you think the actual weight is
Two inches above what you think the actual measurement is
Following these rules has kept me in female companionship for many years.
Unless, she's under the age of 25. (rev has the right rule. 21 ALWAYS works)
Unless she's a tomboy stick type, and knows it (they're rare but they do exsit, and they hate not having boobs and butt)
Unless she's got huge naturals. Go for a size smaller and complement her "perkyness"
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Yeah, right. You can't win aginst my apple checks and big sky blue eyes. I can be sweet, innocent and complimentary like you wouldn't beleive. You don't stand a chance rev.
Strings said the same thing.
Didn't work out so well for him.
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Strings said the same thing.
Didn't work out so well for him.
Strings has not the ringlets of your doom.
The curls are trump, my friend.
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I'm sure that I personally could not resist the cuteness that is Liz. However, I am willing to make the attempt. :-*
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I'm sure that I personally could not resist the cuteness that is Liz. However, I am willing to make the attempt. :-*
We're talking about strings mother, not you bridgy.
Get your head in the game, it's cheesecake we're talking about here!
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Whenever a woman asks these three things:
How old do you think I am?
How much do you think I weigh?
How big do you think my boobs are?
The only acceptable answers are:
1. Like a fine wine, you're the perfect age....
2. Like a refreshing breeze, you're the perfect weight....
3. Like a beautiful present, you're the perfect size....
....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....
:cool:
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1. Like a fine wine, you're the perfect age....
2. Like a refreshing breeze, you're the perfect weight....
3. Like a beautiful present, you're the perfect size....
....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....
:cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CcjQxoUSzM
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Whenever a woman asks:
How big do you think my boobs are?
The only acceptable answers are:
Two inches above what you think the actual measurement is
The correct answer to that question is to cop a feel. Always worked for me, but then again it only ever happened in college when there was plenty of alcohol involved. =D
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We're talking about strings mother, not you bridgy.
Get your head in the game, it's cheesecake we're talking about here!
Hey, a gauntlet was thrown down, I picked up it up. If you're gonna be all cute-like you have to expect someone to take notice.
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1. Like a fine wine, you're the perfect age....
2. Like a refreshing breeze, you're the perfect weight....
3. Like a beautiful present, you're the perfect size....
....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....
:cool:
Really? And they fell for that?
I'm so glad I'm not young and stupid anymore.
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I'm sure that I personally could not resist the cuteness that is Liz. However, I am willing to make the attempt. :-*
....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....
:cool:
I think I'm seeing a pattern here :O
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Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore. I also believe she's disappeared.
DD
I haven't disappeared. lol
Welcome Sparks. The guys on here are a good bunch.
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Of bananas
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Of bananas
Well, Strings would fall under the "bunch of bananas" I think. Rev is pretty cool when I got to meet him last week. Was tempted to give him cheesecake but I think Strings would have retaliated if I had done that.....
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Well, Strings would fall under the "bunch of bananas" I think. Rev is pretty cool when I got to meet him last week. Was tempted to give him cheesecake but I think Strings would have retaliated if I had done that.....
And this did not motivate you to immediately give me large portions of cheesecake?
Hrmph!
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If I had any, you would have gotten some, Rev. I'm curious as to this "look" on Strings' face everyone keeps talking about. I will make up for lack of cheesecake this last time by making sure you get a nice big slice next time you're out this way.
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If I had any, you would have gotten some, Rev. I'm curious as to this "look" on Strings' face everyone keeps talking about. I will make up for lack of cheesecake this last time by making sure you get a nice big slice next time you're out this way.
But you would give me and bridgy bigger slices if we were there, right?
Cause we're cuter (or at least I am)
=D
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But you would give me and bridgy bigger slices if we were there, right?
Cause we're cuter (or at least I am)
=D
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to get a stern taking to when Strings sees this part of the thread? lol
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Why do I get the feeling I'm going to get a stern taking to when Strings sees this part of the thread? lol
Well, I owe one to strings, so he can have the third peice and rev can have the last peice.
=D
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Sounds like a good plan to me. =)
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Really? And they fell for that?
I'm so glad I'm not young and stupid anymore.
You're just jealous that no one looked deeply into your eyes and said that to you before.....which probably explains your fascination with sparkly vampires and chocolate vodka.....or at least the sparkly vampires....heck, even I'm fascinated with chocolate vodka.....
=D
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You're just jealous that no one looked deeply into your eyes and said that to you before.....which probably explains your fascination with sparkly vampires and chocolate vodka.....or at least the sparkly vampires....heck, even I'm fascinated with chocolate vodka.....
=D
Oh, I wish someone would. I could use a good laugh.
:lol:
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Yeah, right. You can't win aginst my apple checks and big sky blue eyes.
I'd sure love to try some Apple Chex. I had some Strawberry Frosted Mini-Wheats this morning.
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Oh, I wish someone would. I could use a good laugh.
:lol:
Don't you have any romance in your heart?....or have you turned in your Woman Card already?.....
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You're just jealous that no one looked deeply into your eyes and said that to you before.....which probably explains your fascination with sparkly vampires and chocolate vodka.....or at least the sparkly vampires....heck, even I'm fascinated with chocolate vodka.....
=D
What anyone has or hasn't said to me is not a subject up for discussion here. Sparkly vampires - oh hell no. Chocolate vodka - oh hell yes.
And I can't speak for BSL but I have plenty of romance in my heart. I just also have plenty of logic in my head.
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{I looked into her eyes and saw} miles and miles of Texas...
Ernest Tubb
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{I looked into her eyes and saw} miles and miles of Texas...
Ernest Tubb
:lol:
Asleep At The Wheel
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Asleep At The Wheel
Whippersnappers :P
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Chocolate vodka - oh hell yes.
What's chocolate vodka?
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Whippersnappers :P
I understand. But Asleep At The Wheel did the first commercial recording of that song in 1976. (while looking up the date, I found that the songwriter had recorded a demo version in 1950) If ET ever sang it, he covered it later.
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Actually Bob Wills was the first to record it.
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If ET ever sang it, he covered it later.
I'm pretty sure that I remember hearing him sing it long before 1976 =|
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What's chocolate vodka?
Vodka with chocolate in it?
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I'm pretty sure that I remember hearing him sing it long before 1976 =|
The memory is the first thing to go.
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The memory is the first thing to go.
What is the second thing?
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The memory is the first thing to go.
What is the second thing?
I've always heard that the memory was the second thing to go. Just can't remember the first.
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The memory is the first thing to go.
But aren't you supposed to forget things, instead of remember things that may or may not have happened ???
=|
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What's chocolate vodka?
Your feigned innocence won't work with me.
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I think some of you are losing sight of the goal here, which is to make fun of Tallpine for being old. Really, really old.
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I'm not climbing on that bandwagon or it'll just be a matter of time before you're picking on me for how old I am. Uh uh, nope, forget it.
Besides, I'd rather get older and wiser than go back to being young and stupid any day.
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I think some of you are losing sight of the goal here, which is to make fun of Tallpine for being old. Really, really old.
Naw, thats been done. It's old and boring.
Now, making fun of you, on the other hand, is always a winner.
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Your feigned innocence won't work with me.
What does feigned mean?
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I'm not climbing on that bandwagon or it'll just be a matter of time before you're picking on me for how old I am. Uh uh, nope, forget it.
Besides, I'd rather get older and wiser than go back to being young and stupid any day.
Screw that. When I was young, I was hot.
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Screw that. When I was young, I was hot.
This makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Ahhhh... The delusions of youth...
:lol:
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http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=31524.msg624756#msg624756
Please don't turn anyone into a pink mist with your mind.
Ever make a typo that was closer to the truth than what you intended to write?
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What does feigned mean?
Shall I demonstrate?
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^^^ Cue the deli scene in 'When Harry Met Sally'.
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Shall I demonstrate?
Sure, right after you watch an episode of "Justified" on Netflix. Oh wait...
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Disk please!
^^^ Cue the deli scene in 'When Harry Met Sally'.
Bwah!
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I'm not climbing on that bandwagon or it'll just be a matter of time before you're picking on me for how old I am. Uh uh, nope, forget it.
Besides, I'd rather get older and wiser than go back to being young and stupid any day.
....but you keep coming back here.....when does the "older & wiser" part kick in?......
=D
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....but you keep coming back here.....when does the "older & wiser" part kick in?......
=D
Sadly, he has a point.
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I'm really not all that old (58) compared to some on here, but dangnabbit the young folks are getter younger all the time. ;/
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Disk please!
Difference is, I don't feign innocence. I actually am fairly innocent. :angel:
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Difference is, I don't feign innocence. I actually am fairly innocent. :angel:
Anyone who has spent more than one day in the military can never claim to be innocent.
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Difference is, I don't feign innocence. I actually am fairly innocent. :angel:
*snort*
You're as innocent as my dog sitting next a mangled empty container of candy.
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*snort*
You're as innocent as my dog sitting next a mangled empty container of candy.
That's low, blaming your doglike that.... =D
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Anyone who has spent more than one day in the military can never claim to be innocent.
Do tell....... [popcorn]
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*snort*
You're as innocent as my dog sitting next a mangled empty container of candy.
That's low, blaming your doglike that.... =D
+1.....we're in America....innocent until proven guilty & all....dog was framed....
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Anyone else think it would be funny for a mod to accidentally on purpose set *sparks* to Notify on this thread.
Wonder how fast the email box would fill up?
jim
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She's not here right now but we're doing this in her honor :lol:
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I'm not climbing on that bandwagon or it'll just be a matter of time before you're picking on me for how old I am. Uh uh, nope, forget it.
Besides, I'd rather get older and wiser than go back to being young and stupid any day.
Oh stop, Tallpine's beard is older than you!
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I'll accept that as a compliment, whether it was meant that way or not. =D
Difference is, I don't feign innocence. I actually am fairly innocent. :angel:
Uh huh. Sure you are.
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I'll accept that as a compliment, whether it was meant that way or not. =D
Nope, just another joke about how Tallpine is really, really, seriously old.
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Nope, just another joke about how Tallpine is really, really, seriously old.
Kinda like mentioning that Tallpine first logged into APS with his abacus......
:D
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Back then they didn't have binary. Not enough numbers had been invented yet.
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Back then they didn't have binary. Not enough numbers had been invented yet.
....and yet they still blamed fistful......
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I'm really not all that old (58) compared to some on here, but dangnabbit the young folks are getter younger all the time. ;/
Dude! You're older than me. I'll start referring to you as "Sir" from now on, Sir.
DD
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Anyone who has spent more than one day in the military can never claim to be innocent.
I think the word he was looking for was unindicted.
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58 is NOT old. Geesh.
And DD, what does he have you by, two years? Come on now!
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58 is NOT old. Geesh.
And DD, what does he have you by, two years? Come on now!
1) I didn't say he was old. I said he was older.
2) Two years is plenty. My wife's birthday is 4 days before mine. Each year I get to give her crap for 4 days.
C) Well, more than 4 days when Ohio State beats Michigan.
DD
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58 is NOT old.
Thank you :-*
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58 is NOT old. Geesh.
And DD, what does he have you by, two years? Come on now!
It is all relative.
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Thank you :-*
Ew, gross, Mom and Dad are making kissy faces at each other. [barf]
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Ew, gross, Mom and Dad are making kissy faces at each other. [barf]
OK, that's my cue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
(I really like the paintings in this video)
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Ew, gross, Mom and Dad are making kissy faces at each other. [barf]
It is all relative.
Fistful, if you want, I can call you old, so you don't feel left out.
:angel:
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Thank you :-*
It is all relative.
Ew, gross, Mom and Dad are making kissy faces at each other. [barf]
Good grief!!!.....what is this, ARKANSAS?..... :facepalm:
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No *expletive deleted*it!