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Title: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: MillCreek on January 17, 2017, 12:03:35 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4125624/Inside-America-s-secret-community-MERMAIDS.html

Regardless of what I think as to the merits of their lifestyle, those tails are works of art.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 17, 2017, 01:22:37 AM
It seems to attract a certain body type.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Scout26 on January 17, 2017, 01:52:00 AM
Reason 6,587,251 why the aliens won't talk to us....
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 17, 2017, 08:07:41 AM
Hell there are worse things they could be doing.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: RevDisk on January 17, 2017, 08:34:29 AM

Weird, but physically healthy activity. Better on your joints than jogging. Tails are pretty neat. About as harmless of a hobby as one can possibly have.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: lee n. field on January 17, 2017, 08:39:40 AM
It seems to attract a certain body type.

"mammalian"
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: lee n. field on January 17, 2017, 08:40:40 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4125624/Inside-America-s-secret-community-MERMAIDS.html

Regardless of what I think as to the merits of their lifestyle, those tails are works of art.

Swimming pools.  How lame.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Hawkmoon on January 17, 2017, 09:46:14 AM
It seems to attract a certain body type.

Indeed so.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Fly320s on January 17, 2017, 09:47:29 AM
It seems to attract a certain body type.

Gotta stay warm.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: MillCreek on January 17, 2017, 10:02:00 AM
"mammalian"

Oh, the huge manatee!
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: HeroHog on January 17, 2017, 10:21:11 AM
Oh, the huge manatee!

I see what you did there...  :facepalm:

 :old:
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: BobR on January 17, 2017, 11:01:35 AM
It seems to attract a certain body type.

from the comments;

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Rather a group of; Stellar's Sea Cows...

and

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It's like furries, but in the water.

I really have nothing to add that hasn't been said.

bob
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 17, 2017, 11:31:19 AM
Swimming pools.  How lame.

They also go out into the ocean.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: HeroHog on January 17, 2017, 11:55:09 AM
Damnit, now I have THIS (https://youtu.be/GC_mV1IpjWA?t=36s) stuck in my head!  :facepalm:

 :old:
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 17, 2017, 02:58:52 PM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-400-pound-woman-survives-sexual-assault-by-herd-of-manatees/
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 17, 2017, 04:58:55 PM
See, if this was just a cosplay type thing I'd be like "Oh, that's super cool! And those tails! So pretty and awesome!". I'd even be impressed by the woman for getting a job at an aquarium and using her hobby to teach kids about the ocean. That's actually really cool. How many people get to do that sort of thing? Not many.
Hell, if I had $3000 lying around I'd get me one of those tails and learn to swim in it. I bet it's awesome.

But when they start talking about how they "identify" as merpeople and that they consider their tails a prosthetic that makes them feel complete because they think their legs are weird... That's were they lose me and go from cool to really really not cool anymore.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: dm1333 on January 17, 2017, 05:24:18 PM
I can't believe nobody has gone here yet so I'll do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXsKHjX3Y6g

Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: 41magsnub on January 17, 2017, 05:38:25 PM
Daryl Hannah they ain't.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: MechAg94 on January 17, 2017, 05:44:53 PM
Daryl Hannah they ain't.
Well, I guess they are just who showed up for the interview and agreed to be photographed.  Go to any community Rec Center and you will see worse in the pool.  (I am not a current member so I am not included at this time.  =D   )
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 17, 2017, 05:55:41 PM
okay, I'm not seeing how you guys are getting that they are all that fat. Obviously those tails cause some serious muffin top issues when seated a certain way, but none of the woman (even the largest) could be classified as fat.

Pick on them for legitimate stuff (and the article gives you plenty to choose from) or continue to sound like aholes.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: T.O.M. on January 17, 2017, 06:12:39 PM
How soon until it becomes LGBTQIA and M?
Discrimination based on denying access to private pools and beaches?  Make diving wells an ADA requirement?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: freakazoid on January 17, 2017, 06:26:26 PM
okay, I'm not seeing how you guys are getting that they are all that fat. Obviously those tails cause some serious muffin top issues when seated a certain way, but none of the woman (even the largest) could be classified as fat.

Pick on them for legitimate stuff (and the article gives you plenty to choose from) or continue to sound like aholes.

I'd say perhaps thick.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 17, 2017, 06:26:52 PM
okay, I'm not seeing how you guys are getting that they are all that fat. Obviously those tails cause some serious muffin top issues when seated a certain way, but none of the woman (even the largest) could be classified as fat.


I don't know that any of them are fat, either. Two of them look rather attractive, and the other one - well, the costume makes it hard to tell if she's really plus-sized, which is probably why she likes it so much. And one of them is a dude with an average build. Did I just call him a dude? I'm so sorry. I meant "mer-dude."

But, just from this sample, it does seem to attract women of a certain body fat percentage. Not a criticism; just an observation.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Firethorn on January 17, 2017, 06:48:43 PM
But, just from this sample, it does seem to attract women of a certain body fat percentage. Not a criticism; just an observation.

Indeed.  The swimming pool was probably to make it easy to get good shots without a dive crew camera setup, all of them together, etc... 

As for the 'heftiness', it's still well on the proper side of attractiveness, but I do find it interesting.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: zahc on January 17, 2017, 07:02:53 PM
I'd say perhaps thick.

perhaps a bit plush.


They didn't strike me as altogether unappealing
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: lee n. field on January 17, 2017, 07:19:15 PM
perhaps a bit plush.


They didn't strike me as altogether unappealing

ditto.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: RoadKingLarry on January 17, 2017, 07:22:19 PM
perhaps a bit plush.


They didn't strike me as altogether unappealing

Except for the mental illness thing....
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 17, 2017, 08:40:24 PM
Except for the mental illness thing....

There is that.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Fly320s on January 17, 2017, 08:58:55 PM
They all look fat to me.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: MechAg94 on January 17, 2017, 09:20:54 PM
Except for the mental illness thing....
ditto and yes.  Not ugly at all, just not skinny.  Look better in a swim suit than I do. 
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Boomhauer on January 18, 2017, 05:48:54 AM
So I see that Seattle is trying hard to catch up with Japan in weirdness
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on January 18, 2017, 03:33:00 PM
I believe the word most of us is looking for is "zaftig"
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: BobR on January 18, 2017, 03:47:13 PM
I believe the word most of us is looking for is "zaftig"

And I thought we were looking for "fluffy" as a descriptor. ;)

bob
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 18, 2017, 04:33:06 PM
I believe the word most of us is looking for is "zaftig"


That'll work.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: MillCreek on January 18, 2017, 05:27:49 PM
Or for the art lovers amongst us: Rubenesque.
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: BobR on January 18, 2017, 05:29:26 PM
So I see that Seattle is trying hard to catch up with Japan in weirdness

Haven't been to Portland lately, have you?

:)


bob
Title: Re: Under the sea: merfolk swim towards the light
Post by: Hawkmoon on January 18, 2017, 05:43:34 PM
Or for the art lovers amongst us: Rubenesque.

Perfect description.