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Title: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: MillCreek on March 02, 2017, 03:24:19 PM
https://www.tastingtable.com/dine/national/best-worst-grocery-store-bacon-brands-ranked?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=keywee&kwp_0=346750&kwp_4=1301837&kwp_1=578210

These people have done the work for you.  I never even knew Target had bacon.  The local Targets have small grocery sections; we don't have much in the way of Super Targets as do other parts of the country.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 02, 2017, 03:32:36 PM
Fail.  "Turkey bacon" is not bacon.  Kinda like "vegan bacon":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXhJPey3i_A


Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: bedlamite on March 02, 2017, 03:32:59 PM
I have serious doubts about that list. They included OM turkey bacon.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: MillCreek on March 02, 2017, 03:40:24 PM
^^^Note that the samples were limited to those 'near our office in NYC'.  I suspect turkey bacon may do well there.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: Boomhauer on March 02, 2017, 11:23:56 PM
We've been getting Kirkland bacon these days. Cost effective and pretty good
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 03, 2017, 02:13:20 AM
Pffftt...

Store bought bacon....
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 05, 2017, 02:48:52 PM
Bacon.

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/661/33228975746_12d1cffaed_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/SCkbNW)bacon (https://flic.kr/p/SCkbNW)   (https://www.flickr.com/photos/19769480@N08/)
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 05, 2017, 02:59:06 PM
I vote a group of us go hogtie RKL and make him watch as we eat all his bacon.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 05, 2017, 03:06:01 PM
Bring your lunch and lots of friends =D
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RevDisk on March 05, 2017, 05:27:16 PM

At one point I would have said there was no bad bacon. Then I bought some generic brand because it was on an insanely cheap sale. There is indeed bad bacon out there. The only thing I think the entire world could agree on... Terrible bacon is a sin.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 07, 2017, 08:05:46 AM
Turkey "bacon" is delicious, but calling it bacon is a lie.  Fried turkey slices.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 07, 2017, 08:09:16 AM
Turkey "bacon" is delicious, but calling it bacon is a lie.  Fried turkey slices.


You are a sad, twisted, little man.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: Declaration Day on March 07, 2017, 08:54:20 AM
https://www.tastingtable.com/dine/national/best-worst-grocery-store-bacon-brands-ranked?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=keywee&kwp_0=346750&kwp_4=1301837&kwp_1=578210

These people have done the work for you.  I never even knew Target had bacon.  The local Targets have small grocery sections; we don't have much in the way of Super Targets as do other parts of the country.

I usually buy fresh bacon from a local specialty store, but I'll have to try the Target bacon.  I shop there often because it's right around the corner, has a substantial grocery section (for a Target), and it's always quiet with no screaming kids.

Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 07, 2017, 09:01:29 AM
I usually buy fresh bacon from a local specialty store, but I'll have to try the Target bacon.  I shop there often because it's right around the corner, has a substantial grocery section (for a Target), and it's always quiet with no screaming kids.




Where do you think the bacon comes from?
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: MechAg94 on March 07, 2017, 09:39:28 AM

Where do you think the bacon comes from?
I thought it was from pigs, not baby goats. 
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 07, 2017, 11:01:09 AM
I vote a group of us go hogtie RKL and make him watch as we eat all his bacon.

I know where he lives and how to get to his house.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RocketMan on March 07, 2017, 05:38:44 PM
I know where he lives and how to get to his house.

Does that mean you're in on this deal?
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 07, 2017, 07:09:43 PM
In the interest of full disclosure my wife is also protective of her bacon and her preferred HD weapon is the 870 loaded with 00.
=D
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 08, 2017, 08:05:01 AM
Does that mean you're in on this deal?

Yep

In the interest of full disclosure my wife is also protective of her bacon and her preferred HD weapon is the 870 loaded with 00.
=D

Little tactics and you could be surrounded rather easily.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 08, 2017, 09:40:38 AM
Yep

Little tactics and you could be surrounded rather easily.

That works too, field of fire in all directions.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 08, 2017, 12:22:41 PM
That works too, field of fire in all directions.

Only cover two at a time.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 08, 2017, 03:21:22 PM
Only cover two at a time.

That's what the dogs are for. They're protective of THE BACON also.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 08, 2017, 03:35:36 PM
That's what the dogs are for. They're protective of THE BACON also.

Hamburger will take care of them.
Title: Re: How to spend your bacon money
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 08, 2017, 09:30:11 PM
Only cover two at a time.

That's what the dogs are for. They're protective of THE BACON also.