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Title: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 28, 2017, 08:22:32 PM
I promise this will not bother you to look at. Go ahead, it's fine. Trust me.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/science/2017/03/28/spiders-are-everywhere-and-they-could-eat-all-just-one-year/eUYMUSgU4EezwsRC9ok6mO/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Atwitter
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 28, 2017, 09:58:14 PM
Why do I not believe you?
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: 230RN on March 28, 2017, 10:16:09 PM
Drumming fingers on table waiting for other victims.

Level of trust 4/10.

Switching to another thread for a while.
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: Scout26 on March 28, 2017, 11:09:36 PM
Pic of Australian funnel web spider.

Scientists estimate spiders eat 400 to 800 million TONS of prey each year.  Roughly the same amount that humans consume in meat.  (They were able to confirm that spiders have NOT master fire, therefore they also do not BBQ nor smoke their prey.)

Also if you live in NC, there is a 100% chance you have spiders in your home.  There's​ also a 75% chance they live in your bedroom.


You all are welcome.
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: MechAg94 on March 29, 2017, 12:36:10 AM
Is that really a fact about spiders or just another indicator of how many bugs and insects there are which the spiders are eating.
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: makattak on March 29, 2017, 08:04:22 AM
Is that really a fact about spiders or just another indicator of how many bugs and insects there are which the spiders are eating.

A little from column A, a little from column B....
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: Scout26 on March 29, 2017, 10:53:23 AM
Is that really a fact about spiders or just another indicator of how many bugs and insects there are which the spiders are eating.

ITs' also about the total weight of human kind.  So theoretically, spiders could eat the entire human population.
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: Scout26 on March 29, 2017, 10:57:27 AM
More fun facts:

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For instance, one study estimated that global average spider density stands at about 131 spiders per square meter
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Conversely, it would take approximately 2,000 pounds of spiders to consume a 200-pound man in one day.

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In the end, spiders’ voracity actually works out to mankind’s benefit. Since they primarily feast on bugs, their hunger means fewer pests in the garden, fewer mosquitoes in the yard and fewer flies in the house.
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: HeroHog on March 29, 2017, 12:23:52 PM
ITs' also about the total weight of human kind.  So theoretically, spiders could eat the entire human population.

I could too, given enough time and ketchup...
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 29, 2017, 12:25:12 PM
I could too, given enough time and ketchup...

Don't forget the Chianti
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: MillCreek on March 29, 2017, 12:34:49 PM
And fava beans for the starch.
Title: Re: A perfectly safe thread for arachnaphobes
Post by: HankB on March 29, 2017, 12:48:31 PM
It's easy to find spiders.

If I go out after dark with a flashlight and shine it across my lawn, I see a number of reflective points of light - most of them with a faint greenish tinge.

Those are NOT dewdrops - a little investigation reveals that those are spider eyes.

 :O