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Title: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: Scout26 on December 21, 2017, 04:12:41 PM
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Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: charby on December 21, 2017, 04:27:47 PM
Need a who gives a f^ck option.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: Brad Johnson on December 21, 2017, 04:31:07 PM
With a knife, roll cutter, or large pair of kitchen shears.

Brad
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: Fly320s on December 21, 2017, 04:47:04 PM
Only restaurants and parents of toddlers cut toast.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: HeroHog on December 21, 2017, 05:42:33 PM
Remove the crust, THAT'S how ya cut toast!
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: Brad Johnson on December 21, 2017, 05:42:41 PM
Also,

No category for detcord... ?

Brad
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Post by: Jim147 on December 21, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
1 for sos rest of the time who cuts toast.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: just Warren on December 21, 2017, 07:43:18 PM
Who does toast when cornbread is available?
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Post by: MillCreek on December 21, 2017, 10:59:49 PM
^^^A nice bitter Seville orange marmalade does not go well with cornbread.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: K Frame on December 22, 2017, 07:03:54 AM
Pussies!

THIS is how you cut toast!

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Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: griz on December 22, 2017, 07:41:40 AM
I'm thinking of starting a poll to determine if it's OK to label the first three options 3-1-2.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: K Frame on December 22, 2017, 08:01:12 AM
Quote from: griz on December 22, 2017, 07:41:40 AM
I'm thinking of starting a poll to determine if it's OK to label the first three options 3-1-2.

Plucking at the strings of your OCD much?

:rofl:
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: bedlamite on December 22, 2017, 09:57:59 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 22, 2017, 07:03:54 AM
Pussies!

THIS is how you cut toast!

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I was thinking one of these:
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Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: K Frame on December 22, 2017, 10:18:05 AM
No, no!

The fumes spoil the flavor of your eggs.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: bedlamite on December 22, 2017, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 22, 2017, 10:18:05 AM
No, no!

The fumes spoil the flavor of your eggs.

So run it on alcohol.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: griz on December 22, 2017, 10:46:41 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 22, 2017, 08:01:12 AM
Plucking at the strings of your OCD much?

:rofl:

Wonder if there is a numerical equivalent to OCD?  Maybe I have LND (Linear Numerical Disorder) and didn't even know it.  I would guess that ten out of every nine people have it.  >:D
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: Ben on December 22, 2017, 10:49:07 AM
Cutting toast is for girls and the King of England.
Title: Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
Post by: grampster on December 22, 2017, 10:52:31 AM
# 2 for grasping properly in my manly hands while I drag it through my egg yolks.