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Title: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 14, 2018, 02:04:03 PM: Because we must always talk about Scout Schumer

https://www.dailywire.com/news/27126/lol-infighting-feminists-attack-amy-schumer-being-amanda-prestigiacomo

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"So the new Amy Schumer movie is about a woman who is half an inch from being conventionally Hollywood attractive (but rest-of-the-world attractive) who thinks she's rest-of-the-world-attractive?" she wrote via Twitter. "Amy Schumer is blonde, white, able-bodied, femme and yes, thin. She IS society's beauty ideal. So they give her a ponytail and remove her make-up and suddenly she's ugly? Why not just give her glasses or a fatsuit? What is wrong with this world?"

So because she's white, not disabled, and weighs less than a concrete truck, she really has no business feeling less than Swimsuit Issue pretty. Also, the patriarchy.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on February 14, 2018, 02:48:28 PM: This makes me giggles.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: BobR on February 14, 2018, 02:49:39 PM: I think boat cute (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boat%20cute) is a better term.

bob
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM: ???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 14, 2018, 05:22:03 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM
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Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

This is a microaggression against Amy Schumer, and all women over size 2. If you keep this up, the least attractive among them will pose nude, to make some kind of a point. Tread carefully.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 06:15:47 PM: Quote from: fistful on February 14, 2018, 05:22:03 PM
This is a microaggression against Amy Schumer, and all women over size 2. If you keep this up, the least attractive among them will pose nude, to make some kind of a point. Tread carefully.

Mea culpa.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 14, 2018, 06:20:06 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM
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Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

"There's glory for you."
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Jamisjockey on February 14, 2018, 06:54:33 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM
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Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

Been to the mall or Walmart lately?
It’s not that far from a true statement.
Obesity related illness is the #1 killer in this country.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Scout26 on February 14, 2018, 08:08:26 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM
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Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

I don't think that either of us could be considered "thin", however....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmv3WlKa6U8

=D =D [popcorn] [popcorn]
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: RoadKingLarry on February 14, 2018, 08:58:55 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM
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Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

Only between the ears.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Andiron on February 15, 2018, 12:50:04 AM: Quote from: BobR on February 14, 2018, 02:49:39 PM
I think boat cute (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boat%20cute) is a better term.

bob

Dude she doesn't even rate desert yeti..
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: brimic on February 15, 2018, 08:32:34 AM: She doesn’t have her hair cut in some sort of stupid femist wedge haircut and dyed 4 shades of purple, she doesn’t have facial piercings/tattooes, and she she doesn’t dress up in bib overalls and feed sacks with black lipstick. She doesn’t identify as a fictional animal, nor as a trans-mental illness.

No, feminists, she doesn’t represent you or your trigglypuff hordes.
She’s overweight, yes, but not disgustingly morbidly obese.
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Pb on February 15, 2018, 09:07:38 AM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM
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Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

I've learned not to make any comments about things like this.... so I won't! :O
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 15, 2018, 09:13:04 AM: If she identifies as fat and unattractive...
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: Scout26 on February 15, 2018, 07:19:50 PM: I heard on the radio driving home said that we're now married. News to me !!!!
Title: Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
Post by: markdido on February 16, 2018, 10:02:21 PM: Quote from: BobR on February 14, 2018, 02:49:39 PM
I think boat cute (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boat%20cute) is a better term.

bob

She's cuter than Lena Dunham.

But then again, so is my Basset Hound, Dexter