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Title: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 17, 2018, 01:15:33 PM: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/israel-shoots-to-wound-not-kill-that-has-led-to-a-wave-of-amputations-in-gaza/ar-AAytEaF

Palestinian protestors have complained about Israeli soldiers killing too many of their people, so the Israelis have apparently adopted a "shoot to wound" policy in oder not to kill as many people. Sounds very sporting of them.

So now the protestors are complaining because they don't have a medical system adequate to handle the number of people who are being wounded. I guess I'm a bad person (again? still?), because I just can't dredge up any sympathy. There's an easy way to NOT get shot: Don't go to the border, don't throw Molotov cocktails at the Israelis, don't burn tires near the border. In other words, stop trying to storm the barricades, stop ranting about wiping Israel off the face of the earth, and start acting like rational human beings.
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: just Warren on June 17, 2018, 01:44:16 PM: Following one's passion can often cost and arm and a leg.
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: gunsmith on June 17, 2018, 01:55:05 PM: Quote from: Warren on June 17, 2018, 01:44:16 PM
Following one's passion can often cost and arm and a leg.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: 230RN on June 17, 2018, 02:44:55 PM: Quote from: Warren on June 17, 2018, 01:44:16 PM
Following one's passion can often cost an arm and a leg.

:rofl:

Aaaand...

http://biblehub.com/1_samuel/18-27.htm

Terry runs and hides.
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: HeroHog on June 17, 2018, 08:14:22 PM: Did he make him one of those little rubber band bracelets outta them?

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Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 17, 2018, 11:49:05 PM: More stupid games:

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/12-immigrants-ejected-4-die-after-car-being-chased-by-border-patrol-crashes
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: Sideways_8 on June 19, 2018, 11:13:17 AM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on June 17, 2018, 11:49:05 PM
More stupid games:

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/12-immigrants-ejected-4-die-after-car-being-chased-by-border-patrol-crashes

Full size SUV and high speed don't mix well.
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: BobR on June 19, 2018, 04:24:25 PM: Quote from: Sideways_8 on June 19, 2018, 11:13:17 AM
Full size SUV and high speed don't mix well.

Full SUV and high rotational forces tend to cause any unstrapped occupants to be ejected from the interior of the vehicle to the exterior, it just depends on what point of the roll you get spit out on how far you get to fly.

bob
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 19, 2018, 05:04:11 PM: And not even a Suburban has seat belts for 14 occupants.
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: AJ Dual on June 21, 2018, 08:20:30 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on June 17, 2018, 11:49:05 PM
More stupid games:

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/12-immigrants-ejected-4-die-after-car-being-chased-by-border-patrol-crashes

So much for "Jesus take the wheel..."
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: Scout26 on June 22, 2018, 06:30:33 PM: Quote from: AJ Dual on June 21, 2018, 08:20:30 PM
So much for "Jesus take the wheel..."

Jesus was in the back...
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 22, 2018, 06:53:24 PM: Quote from: Amy Schumer on June 22, 2018, 06:30:33 PM
Jesus was in the back...

With 14 people in there, at least one of them just HAD to be a Hay-soos.
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: 230RN on June 23, 2018, 07:28:20 PM: This thread just gets tragifunnier and tragifunnier.
Title: Re: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Post by: HankB on June 23, 2018, 07:30:29 PM: Some places have laws that prohibit wearing a bullet proof vest when committing a felony . . . maybe we need a law that prohibits wearing seat belts when fleeing from police at high speed? >:D