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Title: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: MillCreek on March 13, 2019, 01:28:44 PM
https://casereports.bmj.com/content/12/3/e227398

https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/woman-suffers-severe-allergic-reaction-to-partners-medication-after-giving-oral-sex

Woman gives oral sex and has an allergic reaction to the penicillin he was taking.  So people with allergies who are performing fellatio should be sure to ask their partner about all their medications.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 13, 2019, 01:36:45 PM
Not something I'm at risk for. :rofl:
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: just Warren on March 13, 2019, 02:07:21 PM
Thanks for the tip.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: HeroHog on March 13, 2019, 02:18:01 PM
Just the tip, I promise!
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 13, 2019, 02:36:49 PM
Not something I'm at risk for. :rofl:

How about your wife?
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: HeroHog on March 13, 2019, 02:59:57 PM
Women can... well... you know... too!  :P
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: BobR on March 13, 2019, 03:06:20 PM
How about your wife?


Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


bob
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: just Warren on March 13, 2019, 03:16:26 PM
Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


bob

Ironically it was hidden in the cream.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: MillCreek on March 13, 2019, 03:25:00 PM
^^^I thought it was forged into the wedding ring.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: dogmush on March 13, 2019, 03:28:45 PM
^^^I thought it was forged into the wedding ring.

My understanding is you have to put the ring in fire and then the inscription absolving them of that duty can be seen.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: MillCreek on March 13, 2019, 03:32:24 PM
Clearly what we need here is the APS Fellowship of the Ring to throw a representative sample ring into the fires of Mt. Doom, thus freeing our female significant others from this terrible curse.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: MechAg94 on March 13, 2019, 03:35:12 PM
Clearly what we need here is the APS Fellowship of the Ring to throw a representative sample ring into the fires of Mt. Doom, thus freeing our female significant others from this terrible curse.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Is that the plot of a movie of some kind? 

I was half expecting an edited poem.  Might cross a line I guess. 

Quote
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 13, 2019, 03:54:16 PM
Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


bob

Again, not something I have problems with. =D
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: brimic on March 13, 2019, 04:22:10 PM
Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


bob

Hmmm, we didn't have a wedding cake, and all is well. There must be something to that theory.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 13, 2019, 05:02:01 PM
This was on an episode of House.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: just Warren on March 13, 2019, 05:10:51 PM
This was on an episode of House.

Was that the episode where it was Lupus?
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: MillCreek on March 13, 2019, 05:19:07 PM
It's not lupus.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: Fly320s on March 13, 2019, 06:49:07 PM
Test for Lupus.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 13, 2019, 07:11:23 PM
It's not lupus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: 230RN on March 13, 2019, 07:13:11 PM
Mixed emotions when  you hear....

"But it's too big."


AAAAAAAAK ! ! !
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: charby on March 13, 2019, 11:28:18 PM
Hmmm, we didn't have a wedding cake, and all is well. There must be something to that theory.

Wife 2.0 vs. Wife 1.0?  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FYI, still waiting for Fistful to comment on this being some sort of unnatural sex act.


Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: sumpnz on March 14, 2019, 12:21:06 AM
My wife had jaw surgery as a teenager.  Hasn't been able to open as wide ever since.  I don't fit without scraping.  It's been tried.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: Scout26 on March 14, 2019, 01:15:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmP4DJO6IzE
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: 230RN on March 14, 2019, 05:00:11 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Planet_stories_195205.jpg)

Teenage Terry, 230RN

Pic credit:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Planet_Stories_covers
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: brimic on March 14, 2019, 11:21:14 AM
My wife had jaw surgery as a teenager.  Hasn't been able to open as wide ever since.  I don't fit without scraping.  It's been tried.

There's a humble brag if I've ever heard of one ...
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 14, 2019, 04:10:26 PM
My wife had jaw surgery as a teenager.  Hasn't been able to open as wide ever since.  I don't fit without scraping.  It's been tried.

I hate to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but no one fits without a little scraping.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: MillCreek on March 14, 2019, 04:16:10 PM
I hate to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but no one fits without a little scraping.

Nominated for the famous quotes of APS.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 14, 2019, 04:26:43 PM
Nominated for the famous quotes of APS.

You guys just like it when I say something that indicates a certain amount of expertise.  =D
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: MillCreek on March 14, 2019, 09:42:50 PM
It is only appropriate to point out that today, 3-14, is also known as the man's Valentine's day, or 'steak and a blow job' day.  My wife is out with friends, so I had some sliced roast pork for dinner, and I am not holding my breath for when she gets home.
Title: Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
Post by: Pb on March 16, 2019, 02:39:24 PM
I'm going to counter the negative vibes of this post with some actual science.   :mad:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945

J Reprod Immunol. 2000 Mar;46(2):155-66.
Correlation between oral sex and a low incidence of preeclampsia: a role for soluble HLA in seminal fluid?
Koelman CA1, Coumans AB, Nijman HW, Doxiadis II, Dekker GA, Claas FH.
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Abstract
The involvement of immune mechanisms in the aetiology of preeclampsia is often suggested. Normal pregnancy is thought to be associated with a state of tolerance to the foreign antigens of the fetus, whereas in preeclamptic women this immunological tolerance might be hampered. The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia. Because pregnancy has many similarities with transplantation, we hypothesize that induction of allogeneic tolerance to the paternal HLA molecules of the fetus may be crucial. Recent data suggest that exposure, and especially oral exposure to soluble HLA (sHLA) or HLA derived peptides can lead to transplantation tolerance. Similarly, sHLA antigens, that are present in the seminal plasma, might cause tolerance in the mother to paternal antigens. In order to test whether this indeed may be the case, we investigated whether sHLA antigens are present in seminal plasma. Using a specific ELISA we detected sHLA class I molecules in seminal plasma. The level varied between individuals and was related to the level in plasma. Further studies showed that these sHLA class I molecules included classical HLA class I alleles, such as sHLA-A2, -B7, -B51, -B35 and sHLA-A9. Preliminary data show lower levels of sHLA in seminal plasma in the preeclampsia group, although not significantly different from the control group. An extension of the present study is necessary to verify this hypothesis.