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Title: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 20, 2019, 11:17:06 AM
The new thing is transageism:

https://www.thecollegefix.com/scholar-makes-moral-case-for-letting-people-decide-their-own-age/

Don't like how old you are? Change it. Don't lie about your age -- just self-identify as being however old you think you actually should be.

Coming next, transwaterism -- water is no longer wet if it self-identifies as dry.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: WLJ on March 20, 2019, 11:25:25 AM
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 20, 2019, 11:45:35 AM
I'm still waiting for some lefty to get up the courage to walk up to the White House, and declare that he/she/ze identifies as the real President Donald Trump.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: Boomhauer on March 20, 2019, 11:46:48 AM
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.


The Death Panel will be along shortly to fix that issue for you


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Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: BobR on March 20, 2019, 12:07:57 PM
There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)

bob
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 20, 2019, 12:10:20 PM
There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)


#SheMustBeBelieved
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: HankB on March 20, 2019, 12:16:51 PM
I bet a lot of teenagers will self-identify as being 21 when entering a bar or liquor store.

Or - for that matter - a gun shop.  >:D
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: 230RN on March 20, 2019, 02:35:59 PM
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.

I'm still wondering what was significant about 13,744 BCE.

How about it, WLJ?  Was 15,763 years ago just a PFA (Plucked From the Air) number?

I'm sure I'll give myself a dope slap when you answer.  :facepalm:

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: WLJ on March 20, 2019, 02:54:51 PM
Just a number pulled out of my
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: MechAg94 on March 20, 2019, 03:08:17 PM
There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)

bob
Just don't bring up statutory rape. 
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: Viking on March 20, 2019, 03:31:04 PM
I identify as having been born in the USA. I should go to the US embassy and apply for a passport.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 20, 2019, 03:35:35 PM
I identify as having been born in the USA. I should go to the US embassy and apply for a passport.

Could possibly work
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: griz on March 20, 2019, 04:23:59 PM
If you were born in 1994, but identify as 74 years old, can you retire under social security?
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: Fly320s on March 21, 2019, 07:27:48 AM
This is one way to solve the pilot shortage.  I identify as being 25, so I have another 40 years until mandatory retirement.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: HankB on March 21, 2019, 12:39:28 PM
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
Your penalty for failing to apply for Medicare at age 65 comes to $21,974,642,124,656.12 more than your back SS payments. Please remit promptly or risk additional penalties and interest.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: 230RN on March 21, 2019, 02:05:55 PM
Your penalty for failing to apply for Medicare at age 65 comes to $21,974,642,124,656.12 more than your back SS payments. Please remit promptly or risk additional penalties and interest.


Shouldn't be a problem.  The dollar his Mee-maw put in the bank for him 15,763 years ago would come to about $2.255202 today, figuring a nice, round comfortable 3% interest rate for a long term average.

Taxes?  Boy, I dunno.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 21, 2019, 04:08:29 PM
Ruff Ruff RUFF Grrrrr...

Now, feed me, take me on a walk so I can potty and then I get to sleep all day on your bed.
Title: Re: Never mind transgenderism
Post by: WLJ on March 21, 2019, 04:12:12 PM
Shouldn't be a problem.  The dollar his Mee-maw put in the bank for him 15,763 years ago would come to about $2.255202 today, figuring a nice, round comfortable 3% interest rate for a long term average.

Taxes?  Boy, I dunno.

I'm an illegal alien, what taxes?