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Title: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Ben on November 30, 2020, 08:54:44 AM
Poll for those that celebrate the holiday and have a tree. I just read an article on the big uptick of people getting real trees this Christmas, due (like everything else the MSM reports on) to the covid . Apparently as of last year, 80% of Americans now use artificial trees. That was a shocking number to me. I might have pegged it at 50% tops before reading the article.

Of course I'm old, and culture could have something to do with it. Where my dad grew up in Germany, they were surrounded by pine forests, so they would take the horse and buggy outside town to cut one down in the forest. Not something they could do when they moved to America, but we had real trees when I was a kid, with the trip of misadventures to the "A Christmas Story" tree lot. It would have just been considered unheard of to get an artificial tree.

I've always felt there was something "wrong" with an artificial tree. Of course this is strictly opinion. My sister grew up in the same house as me but has an artificial tree. She does it for ease, others might do it for environmental reasons or whatever. To each their own. For me, the real tree is importantly nostalgic, and an annual reminder of family Christmas when I was young. Those are probably my most pleasant memories growing up.

Anyways, that 80% number still threw me for a loop, so I was curious which way APS members that celebrate Christmas go.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: makattak on November 30, 2020, 09:06:48 AM
I have always had an artificial tree. We have to replace about once a decade but its serves well. (Also after Christmas sales means the price is less than a real one.)

No pine needles, sap or any other concern and the children enjoy helping build the tree.

When it's time to replace, we will consider live, but artificial works great for us.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: RocketMan on November 30, 2020, 09:38:32 AM
We've always had real trees in my family, both when growing up and after I married.  Artificial trees just don't seem right.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: zxcvbob on November 30, 2020, 09:54:40 AM
We don't put up a tree now because it's just too much hassle and the house is too cluttered already.  Sometimes Mrs Z. puts up a tiny, skinny artificial tree (tabletop size) but that's so small it doesn't count :)  When Daughter was home, she and I would go to a Christmas tree farm about 20 or 30 miles away and cut our own tree.  There were much closer farms, but this one was owned by someone I knew from work, it was cheaper, and the drive out there was part of the ritual.

In very early January, I would cut up the dried-out tree and stuff it into the wood stove and burn it.  It burned like gasoline without the flashback, and flames would shoot out the top of the stovepipe.  I really wanted to burn it out in the front yard (safe enough because all the snow) but didn't think that would go over too well in town.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Fly320s on November 30, 2020, 10:05:17 AM
I grew up with artificial trees, but now that I live in NH and there are plenty of tree farms around, we get a real tree.  We have a favorite tree farm we use and we make it a two or three hour adventure with the kids.  We cut it down and drag it back to the car and the kids get to have hot cider and a donut or other treat.  I usually get a photo of me with my "kill." 

The tree farm supplies a saw, but I might take my Milwaukee cordless sawzall this year just for fun.

We have a new puppy this year, so getting and decorating a tree might not be such a good idea.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on November 30, 2020, 10:07:54 AM
Artificial
Got a new fiber optic one on the way, the old pre-lit tree shorted out last year. Rigel I'm looking at you. Hoping fiber optic will be a bit more pet safe.


On a related side note: I'm amazed how many incandescent pre-lit trees are still being sold. Did they make 20 billion of the things and they still haven't clear out the warehouses? I would think 99.9% would be LED by now but it seems like 80-90% of the pre-lit trees at Wallmart are still incandescent
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on November 30, 2020, 10:18:35 AM
I prefer a real tree, like a Fraiser fir, but I know my dog would be pissing on it, so we haven't had a real tree since he was a year old (he's now 12). My wife probably has 5 artificial trees in inventory. This year she chose a 1950s aluminum tree with the color wheel. We also have a 5' tall painted wooden candy cane from the 1946 Christmas dance at the original Surf Ballroom (burned down in April 1947) that seems to make it into the living room every year too.

The Surf Ballroom, Clear Lake, IA, is where Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and Big Bopper preformed their last show on Feb 2, 1959 and died in a plane crash after the show leaving Mason City, IA to the next show.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Fly320s on November 30, 2020, 10:25:31 AM
Your wife stole a candy cane from the ballroom and that caused the ballroom to burn down and caused a plane crash that killed four people?

I wouldn't want that cursed candy cane in my house.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on November 30, 2020, 10:27:01 AM
Real trees are very environmental. One they it takes 7-20 years to grow a Christmas tree, depending upon the species and desired height, so that ground isn't being disturbed by a plow. This stores carbon. Grass is usually grown between the rows, so there is soil being saved and not lost to wind or water erosion. Real trees provide wildlife habitat while they are growing. Real trees after Christmas can be recycled into fish habbit, goat food, wild life habitat, composed, etc. If it wasn't for my dog, I'd have a real tree and sink the old one every year into my lake.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on November 30, 2020, 10:30:11 AM
Your wife stole a candy cane from the ballroom and that caused the ballroom to burn down and caused a plane crash that killed four people?

I wouldn't want that cursed candy cane in my house.

She bought it at a antique sale when we moved to town 5 years ago, no theft. Didn't realize it came from the original surf ballroom until I looked on the backside and it had a date, who painted it and where it was to be placed in the original ball room.

Plane crash occurred after a show in the 2nd Surf Ballroom (current one)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: zxcvbob on November 30, 2020, 10:32:50 AM
Charby's wife killed Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper. ;)

The tree farm I used to goto use the Christmas trees to train walnuts trees to grow up straight instead of making lots of side branches.  Walnut logs were the real crop.  (I don't know how that turned out)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Ben on November 30, 2020, 10:41:11 AM
Real trees are very environmental. One they it takes 7-20 years to grow a Christmas tree, depending upon the species and desired height, so that ground isn't being disturbed by a plow. This stores carbon. Grass is usually grown between the rows, so there is soil being saved and not lost to wind or water erosion. Real trees provide wildlife habitat while they are growing. Real trees after Christmas can be recycled into fish habbit, goat food, wild life habitat, composed, etc. If it wasn't for my dog, I'd have a real tree and sink the old one every year into my lake.

Good points. I might look at sinking mine into my pond this year.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 30, 2020, 10:41:37 AM
I use a real Christmas tree, just like Jesus did.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on November 30, 2020, 10:49:07 AM
Good points. I might look at sinking mine into my pond this year.

Takes a couple cinder blocks to hold it down. You'll see piles of old Christmas trees on the ice here tied to cinderblocks and old pallets starting in mid January here. Panfish love it.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Brad Johnson on November 30, 2020, 10:50:40 AM
When I was a kid, Dad would make our Christmas trees by wiring together cedar limbs. One big limb with pointed foliage for the top, the rest filled in with smaller leaves wired to the main limb. Dad has an artistic bent so they looked fantastic. Weighed a ton, though. Plus, when cedars dry out the leaves might as well be papier-mâché. They disintegrate at the slightest touch. Sweeping up fragments and dust from around the tree was a nightly ritual. You had to hang the lights with bulbs between the branches, not touching them, and we could only turn them on if we were in the room and there was a fire extinguisher handy. We also built it across the room from the fireplace, not next to it. The only difference between a dry cedar and a bucket full of gasoline is that gas is harder to ignite. Mom finally had enough and bought an artificial tree about the time I went off to college. Dad wasn't happy about the expense but Mom mandated that he would shut up and like it. Nothing but artificial trees since.

SWMBO and I are all-in on artificial. Much easier to deal with and no mess or maintenance. We popped for a really good one that we figure will likely outlast us.

Brad
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on November 30, 2020, 10:51:22 AM
I use a real Christmas tree, just like Jesus did.

Do Jews put up Christmas trees?
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on November 30, 2020, 11:01:13 AM
And did it have Mini Me under it?
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Boomhauer on November 30, 2020, 11:54:27 AM
Real for me, artificial for my very OCD neat-nik wife.

We cut a fresh cedar a week before Christmas off our property every year for our tree when I was growing up. Our first tree for my first Christmas was 23 ft high, most years it was around 18ft took a whole evening to decorate
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Ben on November 30, 2020, 12:37:44 PM
Real for me, artificial for my very OCD neat-nik wife.

We cut a fresh cedar a week before Christmas off our property every year for our tree when I was growing up. Our first tree for my first Christmas was 23 ft high, most years it was around 18ft took a whole evening to decorate


Holy crap! Those must have been fun to get through the front door!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: MillCreek on November 30, 2020, 12:37:51 PM
With all the kids gone, a few years back, the wife bought a triptych of three 2-3 feet tall artificial trees that sit on a tabletop.  They came pre-wired with white LEDs. Much to my chagrin, they did not have a model with colored lights.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: AJ Dual on November 30, 2020, 12:48:19 PM

On a related side note: I'm amazed how many incandescent pre-lit trees are still being sold. Did they make 20 billion of the things and they still haven't clear out the warehouses? I would think 99.9% would be LED by now but it seems like 80-90% of the pre-lit trees at Wallmart are still incandescent


I wondered about that too. We upgraded our tree at Walmart last year and was surprised to see there were no LED ones in our price range.

I have to wonder if they're still working through old stock too. Or the incandescent bulbs are just cheaper than LED's still, and they hit Walmart's price points that way.

We always had a real tree growing up, but running my own household, I'm not dealing with the mess, the watering etc.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Boomhauer on November 30, 2020, 02:37:31 PM
Holy crap! Those must have been fun to get through the front door!  :laugh:

Dad and mom somehow squeezed it through the sliding glass door at the back of the living room/dining room lol

The fun time was when I was 12 and the tree that year contained an unexpected bat.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: MechAg94 on November 30, 2020, 02:55:31 PM
I pulled out a small artificial tree yesterday and wrapped a string of lights around it.  I just put it up for the lights this time of year.  Put a couple strings of icicle lights across the garage also. 
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Jim147 on November 30, 2020, 03:15:39 PM
We go back and forth. Last year was real this year is fake.

My wife hasn't had colored lights in a tree in about thirty years. Well this year the thirteen year old decided she wanted colored lights so they headed to the store yesterday to pick some up.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on November 30, 2020, 03:16:52 PM
I've not put up a tree in over 25 years. I'm never home for Christmas.

When I was a kid, we always had real trees. We lived in an old Victorian with high ceilings, and we always had a tree that would scrape the ceiling.

Always had C7 lights on it, as well, never those damned mini rice grain bullshit lights. I LOVE a tree that is awash in lights. Colored lights.

Then, sometime in the 1990s when Mom and Dad got older they threw in the towel and got an artificial tree. Actually looked pretty decent, but we had to use those stupid rice grain lights on it. Never liked it.

Until probably 2009 or 2010 Mom and I went to decorate the tree and... no lights. Couldn't find them anywhere. So, off to Lowes I go, only to find that they were sold out of just about everything... except dark red LED C5/6 size. So, I get 3 strings, only to find out that (on Christmas Eve) they're 60% off, so I end up with 6 or 8 strings. Throw 3 on the tree and have a brilliant idea to put 3 strings, bundled up, into the grate of the coal-burning fireplace. It actually looked like a damned fire in the fireplace (which hadn't been usable in over 30 years).

We had that every year until Mom passed away.

Here's the lights in the fireplace...

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Still looks like a fire in there...

Miss that house.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on November 30, 2020, 03:53:34 PM
I've not put up a tree in over 25 years. I'm never home for Christmas.

When I was a kid, we always had real trees. We lived in an old Victorian with high ceilings, and we always had a tree that would scrape the ceiling.

Always had C7 lights on it, as well, never those damned mini rice grain bullshit lights. I LOVE a tree that is awash in lights. Colored lights.

Then, sometime in the 1990s when Mom and Dad got older they threw in the towel and got an artificial tree. Actually looked pretty decent, but we had to use those stupid rice grain lights on it. Never liked it.

Until probably 2009 or 2010 Mom and I went to decorate the tree and... no lights. Couldn't find them anywhere. So, off to Lowes I go, only to find that they were sold out of just about everything... except dark red LED C5/6 size. So, I get 3 strings, only to find out that (on Christmas Eve) they're 60% off, so I end up with 6 or 8 strings. Throw 3 on the tree and have a brilliant idea to put 3 strings, bundled up, into the grate of the coal-burning fireplace. It actually looked like a damned fire in the fireplace (which hadn't been usable in over 30 years).

We had that every year until Mom passed away.

Here's the lights in the fireplace...

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpic80.picturetrail.com%2FVOL856%2F932748%2F8513547%2F405110151.jpg&hash=6a378bcbaccddf9163ec80647df068e82711b08c)

Still looks like a fire in there...

Miss that house.

Sure they aren't C9? I strung the biggest LED bulb lights I could find across my eave line on the front of my ranch house, they are C9. Reminded me of the big lights everyone had outside had when I was a kid.

(https://www.christmasdesigners.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Christmas-Bulb-Size-Chart.jpg)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Declaration Day on November 30, 2020, 04:20:48 PM
As a kid, we always had a real tree.  My positive childhood memories are few, but heading out to choose a tree is among them.  I loved the smell, and didn't mind having to water it at all.  It certainly was a job cleaning up needles from carpet.

After I moved out, I always used an artificial one, and a rather small one at that (tabletop).  I did, however, hang .30-06 cartridges, bullet facing down, among the normal ornaments.  I never told my guests; I waited to see if they noticed.

I converted to another faith from Christianity a few years ago, so I no longer put the tree up, though I still have it.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: MillCreek on November 30, 2020, 04:49:39 PM
What a clever idea, with the lights in the fireplace.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: lee n. field on November 30, 2020, 05:03:48 PM
Poll for those that celebrate the holiday and have a tree. I just read an article on the big uptick of people getting real trees this Christmas, due (like everything else the MSM reports on) to the covid . Apparently as of last year, 80% of Americans now use artificial trees. That was a shocking number to me. I might have pegged it at 50% tops before reading the article.

Of course I'm old, and culture could have something to do with it. Where my dad grew up in Germany, they were surrounded by pine forests, so they would take the horse and buggy outside town to cut one down in the forest. Not something they could do when they moved to America, but we had real trees when I was a kid, with the trip of misadventures to the "A Christmas Story" tree lot. It would have just been considered unheard of to get an artificial tree.

I've always felt there was something "wrong" with an artificial tree. Of course this is strictly opinion. My sister grew up in the same house as me but has an artificial tree. She does it for ease, others might do it for environmental reasons or whatever. To each their own. For me, the real tree is importantly nostalgic, and an annual reminder of family Christmas when I was young. Those are probably my most pleasant memories growing up.

Anyways, that 80% number still threw me for a loop, so I was curious which way APS members that celebrate Christmas go.

Some years back I got tired of looking for a tree late in the season, and bought a small live pine in a pot at Wally World.  That plant is what we still use.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: zxcvbob on November 30, 2020, 05:08:06 PM
Pro tip:  if you celebrate Orthodox Christmas, you can save a lot of money on Christmas trees; buy them on or about New Years Eve.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on November 30, 2020, 08:24:06 PM
No, they were not C9s.

They were these. C6 LEDs, all red, sold at Lowes.

https://www.acehardware.com/departments/home-and-decor/holiday/christmas-lights/9045581?x429=true&gclid=Cj0KCQiAzZL-BRDnARIsAPCJs70JAraVcSzJqmy__2Csn8Fs9xlAEy54bi0cirBtVMvhr6FJ5jmT-L4aAh5VEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

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Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: HeroHog on November 30, 2020, 11:12:13 PM
1: We have a cat, so a small tree that we can put on a shelf he doesn't have access to MIGHT survive a week or two.

2: We are old and real trees are a PITA. (needles, transport, assistance setting it up)

3: Real trees are freaking expensive these days!!!

4: small, LED/Fiber-optic, artificial tree For The Win!
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on December 01, 2020, 12:13:23 AM
No, they were not C9s.

They were these. C6 LEDs, all red, sold at Lowes.

https://www.acehardware.com/departments/home-and-decor/holiday/christmas-lights/9045581?x429=true&gclid=Cj0KCQiAzZL-BRDnARIsAPCJs70JAraVcSzJqmy__2Csn8Fs9xlAEy54bi0cirBtVMvhr6FJ5jmT-L4aAh5VEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

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I was  referring to the lights you used to have on the tree as a kid.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 07:14:35 AM
"I was  referring to the lights you used to have on the tree as a kid."

They were C7s.

C9s were the outdoor lights; we used those on the pine beside the house until it became too big to decorate. Then they were used on the porch.

C7s are candelabra base/E12. We had many strings of C7 lights for our trees.

C9s are the larger E17 base.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1853/1873/files/bulb-socket-comparison_large.gif?v=1491240046)


We also had a few strings (and a candelabra or two) that took the old C6/E10 base bulbs. These were the ones that if one bulb blew, the entire string went dark. The C7 bulb and string was developed so that if one bulb blew, the other would remain lit.


The bulb sizes are today commonly called C7 & C9, but they're actually C7 1/2 and C 9 1/4.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: 230RN on December 01, 2020, 07:53:06 AM
1: We have a cat, so a small tree that we can put on a shelf he doesn't have access to MIGHT survive a week or two.

2: We are old and real trees are a PITA. (needles, transport, assistance setting it up)

3: Real trees are freaking expensive these days!!!

4: small, LED/Fiber-optic, artificial tree For The Win!

5.  And real trees are firebombs.  Boulder CO had a Christmas tree bonfire in a huge vacant lot on 30th.  The pile of trees was enormous.  Then they'd light it off.  I was still a city boy and I was amazed at how fast the first trees they lit went up. And it wasn't long before people (including Wife1 and I) were retreating from the intense heat.  We still used real trees, but after we split the blanket, I got myself an artificial one and bought some branches from the tree sellers for the fragrance.

I vaguely recall getting a cutting permit and Son1 and I got our own out of the designated cutting area, but I'll have to check with him on that.

https://youtu.be/ggOrCU7Apxg

Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on December 01, 2020, 08:23:16 AM
"I was  referring to the lights you used to have on the tree as a kid."

They were C7s.

C9s were the outdoor lights; we used those on the pine beside the house until it became too big to decorate. Then they were used on the porch.

C7s are candelabra base/E12. We had many strings of C7 lights for our trees.

C9s are the larger E17 base.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1853/1873/files/bulb-socket-comparison_large.gif?v=1491240046)


We also had a few strings (and a candelabra or two) that took the old C6/E10 base bulbs. These were the ones that if one bulb blew, the entire string went dark. The C7 bulb and string was developed so that if one bulb blew, the other would remain lit.


The bulb sizes are today commonly called C7 & C9, but they're actually C7 1/2 and C 9 1/4.

As a kid the folks in your parents generation and older used the old incandescent C9 bulb strings for both indoors and outdoors. My parents generation used the little ones for indoors and c9 for outside. I don't ever recall any C7 bulbs as a kid, even in the downtown Christmas window displays or all the trees inside our home church.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 10:37:03 AM
"And real trees are firebombs."

The are flammable, and are extremely flammable if people don't treat them correctly and let them dry out.

A natural tree will drink amazing amounts of water, which often must be topped off daily, or even twice a day, depending on the capacity of the tree stand.

My parents were scrupulous about keeping the tree hydrated. 
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 10:39:45 AM
If anyone is really confused about all this talk about C5/6/7/9 E etc., here's a good reference.

https://blog.christmas-light-source.com/christmas-light-bases-and-lens-shapes/
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 10:53:59 AM
"As a kid the folks in your parents generation and older used the old incandescent C9 bulb strings for both indoors and outdoors."

Not as much as you'd think.

The C6 and C7 lights predate the introduction of C9s by probably 20 years or more, and came about because the early C6/7 sets didn't show up well outdoors and weren't weather suitable except in fairly mild and dry climates.

I'm not 100% sure, but I THINK that C9s weren't truly introduced on the market until either just before or just after WW II.

The C9s also tended to burn hotter than the C7s and really weren't suitable for indoor use on trees. I'm sure that people did, but I'm guessing that that was rather sporadic.

C9s did make some inroads into indoor decoration, however, in window candles, normally singles. We had one such window candle. We also had two large homemade pillar "candles" that took C9s that were placed on either side of the front hall to greet people as they came in.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on December 01, 2020, 11:12:54 AM
"As a kid the folks in your parents generation and older used the old incandescent C9 bulb strings for both indoors and outdoors."

Not as much as you'd think.

The C6 and C7 lights predate the introduction of C9s by probably 20 years or more, and came about because the early C6/7 sets didn't show up well outdoors and weren't weather suitable except in fairly mild and dry climates.

I'm not 100% sure, but I THINK that C9s weren't truly introduced on the market until either just before or just after WW II.

The C9s also tended to burn hotter than the C7s and really weren't suitable for indoor use on trees. I'm sure that people did, but I'm guessing that that was rather sporadic.

C9s did make some inroads into indoor decoration, however, in window candles, normally singles. We had one such window candle. We also had two large homemade pillar "candles" that took C9s that were placed on either side of the front hall to greet people as they came in.

I'm also thinking C7 probably weren't available or even stocked where I lived, I was a kid before the modern big box stores made it to the smaller towns/cities. All I remember in the stores were the mini bulbs and the big C9. If Christmas decorations got a both sides of an aisle in a store during a season, that was a big deal.

We didn't get a Wal-mart until I was in Junior High. Kmart and Woolworths were our national discount stores and then we had several local/small regional discount stores, then the independent franchised hardware stores, like Coast to Coast, True Value, Ace, etc. And a couple farm and home stores. Sears, JC Pennys, Younkers, Montgomery Wards were our national/regional department stores. I grew up in a town of about 30k in a county of 50k.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 11:21:54 AM
Possible.

GE introduced the Merry Midget light (what I've always called the rice bulb, but rice bulbs were smaller and less common) around 1965 and they became really popular REALLY quickly. They burned cooler, used a lot less electric, and were easier to hang on the tree because they weighed a lot less.

Many families I knew in the 1970s had largely switched to the Merry Midgets; my Grandparents did, as well. My family didn't. We liked our trees awash in light, and in the big rooms in our Victorian they really made our big trees stand out.

The C7 strings were probably available, but likely were relegated to a small section of the display simply because the Merry Midget style outsold them by a wide margin.

When LEDs Christmas lights started coming out larger bulb styles started to come back into style.


We finally stopped decorating with outdoor lights because there were a bunch of ahole kids in our town who thought that it was the height of great fun to go up to houses, unscrew the bulbs, and smash them on the porch. They were the same aholes who thought smashing pumpkins on cars was great fun, as well.

One guy caught one of the kids (he was 17 or 18 at the time, so not really a kid) smashing a pumpkin on his car and beat the hell out of him -- REALLY beat the hell out of him. Broke a couple of bones in his face, a couple of his ribs, I think his arm... really felony assault. Only, when the police arrived, the kid had a knife (never really clear whether the homeowner planted the blade or what), but it was enough that kid got arrested for attempted robbery, homeowner was backed up by a neighbor who supposedly saw the whole robbery attempt...

Since the kid already had an extensive juvenile sheet, you can imagine how it went down. Homeowner got off scott free, kid got some time in county jail and, oddly enough, a lot of petty crime and vandalism in town.... stopped. And most people in town were of the opinion that it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on December 01, 2020, 11:31:20 AM


When LEDs Christmas lights started coming out larger bulb styles started to come back into style.

Totally agree, only reason I have C9 LED for outdoor is because they are cheap to power and I scored a couple hundred feet of lights cheap on discount sales after the holidays. I used the smallest incandescent bulbs to save money. I had C7 LED for outdoors before because at the time they were considerably cheaper than C9 LED strings until recently. I can't believe how many LED strings I went though for outside in the early years of LED Christmas lights, I'd have cords or bulb sockets that burned. My very first set smoked the transformer on the string the first night I used it. I flipped it on, huge arc from the transformer and plume of smoke. 
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 11:42:02 AM
"My very first set smoked the transformer on the string"

Yeah, the early LED sets weren't that great for a lot of reasons. Strobing was pretty common, as was flickering (although in Christmas lights, not such a bad thing), and life expectancy was... suspect, at best.

Fortunately none of the C6 sets I bought for Mom's house ever showed any problems like that.

Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 11:46:50 AM
Speaking of LEDs...

Neighbors put up new LED Christmas icicle lights on their house while I was away. They've always favored all white lights, which I generally hate. The old sets they replaced were midget style, and a lot were failing, so new LEDs...

What they have up now is still white, but it's... frosty... is the best way I can describe the light they put off, and it's quite attractive. I actually like these.

I did my decorating early... I put an LED flicker bulb in my post light out front. Makes it look like a Victorian gas lamp.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on December 01, 2020, 12:07:21 PM

I did my decorating early... I put an LED flicker bulb in my post light out front. Makes it look like a Victorian gas lamp.

I've been wanting to put up a light post near where my front walk and driveway meet, I really like the LED flicker flame bulbs, just not sure how that would look with a 1955 ranch with some Prairie School themes. I imagine at one time like every residential house in Iowa it had a natural gas light post, but that is more a consistent bright light than the flicker of kerosene or coal oil lamp. I'm pretty sure it did have a NG light because I have a small plugged hole in my foundation at the front of the house that is about the size of the copper pipe that used to feed those posts. Everyone tore them out or converted them to electricity in the 1970 energy crisis, apparently there was a law banning them or something.

I want to have one like the lower left corner, seems to match midcentury modern and prairie style.

(https://retrorenovation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/midcentury-pole-lamps.jpg)

Epic thread drift. :)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 12:16:09 PM
"but that is more a consistent bright light than the flicker of kerosene or coal oil lamp."

Only after the introduction of the gas mantle in the 1880s/1890s. Prior to that gas lights tended to be very similar to a kerosene flame in light output.

I've seen houses here in Northern Virginia that outdoor lights that use either the coleman style tie on mantle or the ceramic base mantle.

I've seen a couple that have gas valves on them and pizo electric sparkers to allow easy lighting...
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: charby on December 01, 2020, 12:32:05 PM
"but that is more a consistent bright light than the flicker of kerosene or coal oil lamp."

Only after the introduction of the gas mantle in the 1880s/1890s. Prior to that gas lights tended to be very similar to a kerosene flame in light output.

I've seen houses here in Northern Virginia that outdoor lights that use either the coleman style tie on mantle or the ceramic base mantle.

I've seen a couple that have gas valves on them and pizo electric sparkers to allow easy lighting...

Yep the gas post lights I remember had the tie on mantles. Only time I see them other than camping lanterns are at cabins that are off the grid (power would cost too much to run to a vacation hunting cabin) and ice fishing shanties.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 01, 2020, 01:11:58 PM
There are a couple of companies that still make open flame jet-style gas lights. I've seen a couple of historic buildings in downtown Alexandria, Virginia, that have them installed.

At one time there was apparently a specific "illuminating gas" mix that was manufactured just for lighting applications because it gave a brighter, whiter flame.

Interesting article here: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/illuminating-gas-what-it-is-and-how/

"Only time I see them other than camping lanterns are at cabins that are off the grid (power would cost too much to run to a vacation hunting cabin)"

The hunting camp we went to when I was a kid was off grid.

Had propane bottles that ran lights that looked a LOT like these:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X_sE8nIGhvA/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 01, 2020, 01:51:51 PM
Almost 20 years ago a group of friends and co-workers had a big dinner get together at an Amish "restaurant". They specialized in good old fashioned meat and potatoes kind of food. The dinning hall was lit with gas lamps with Coleman type mantles.

The food was incredible. I think that for a small fee the Amish also offered wheelbarrow service to get you back to your car, I almost needed it.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 02, 2020, 07:17:48 AM
"Epic thread drift. "

It's what we do.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on December 02, 2020, 07:46:23 AM
"Epic thread drift. "

It's what we do.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3orieYInPjlHD4F1aU/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: cordex on December 02, 2020, 08:05:58 AM
"Epic thread drift. "
Bet those Amish didn’t use artificial trees.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Ben on December 02, 2020, 08:26:00 AM
Bet those Amish didn’t use artificial trees.

Neither do the Pennsylvania Dutch.

https://youtu.be/BC4IfnDBazY
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Ron on December 02, 2020, 08:29:42 AM
Baal and Asherah are happy with either real or artificial  :angel:

Pretty sure the Amish don't celebrate with Christmas trees.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Ben on December 02, 2020, 08:32:20 AM
(https://content.instructables.com/ORIG/FQS/XFST/IWWFR657/FQSXFSTIWWFR657.jpg?auto=webp)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 02, 2020, 09:44:08 AM
That pole needs to be in the center of the room, needs to be brass, and needs to have someone hanging off it...
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 02, 2020, 09:55:47 AM
"Pretty sure the Amish don't celebrate with Christmas trees."

Yes, no, maybe, it depends. There's no easy answer, because Amish is a catch-all term for people who have the same set of core beliefs but differ pretty substantially in how they observe them. In other words, not unlike Jewish, Baptist, or Mennonite.

It all depends on how strict that particular sect is and often what part of the country they live in as to how they observe Christmas. My family has gotten Christmas cards from the Amish in years past. My Father and Grandfather had a lot of contact with the Amish in Mifflin and Juniata counties in Pennsylvania over the years because of their engineering professions, and that led to holiday exchanges and the like.

It's generally true, however, that the Amish don't go all out on commercialized celebrations like most of us do. Their celebrations generally tend to be more family and community oriented, but they do tend to go big on the food, just like most of the rest of us.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on December 02, 2020, 09:57:59 AM
That pole needs to be in the center of the room, needs to be brass, and needs to have someone hanging off it...

Jeffrey Epstein?
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 02, 2020, 10:00:04 AM
Jeffrey Epstein?

 :rofl: :rofl:


Jeffrey Epstein didn't hang himself by the chimney with care...
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on December 02, 2020, 10:04:28 AM
:rofl: :rofl:


Jeffrey Epstein didn't hang himself by the chimney with care...

… You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Hillary Clinton is coming to town

She's making a list,
She's checking it twice,
She's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Hillary Clinton is coming to town

She sees you when you're sleeping
And she knows when you're awake
She knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 02, 2020, 10:08:39 AM
If the choice is between Hillary and Krampus...

I'll pick Krampus, please.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on December 02, 2020, 10:13:20 AM
If the choice is between Hillary and Krampus...

I'll pick Krampus, please.

Or Jason, Michael Myers, Alien.............
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: zxcvbob on December 02, 2020, 12:19:40 PM
… You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Hillary Clinton is coming to town

She's making a list,
She's checking it twice,
She's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Hillary Clinton is coming to town

She sees you when you're sleeping
And she knows when you're awake
She knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Very  good!  :lol:  Why'd you leave off "You better watch out"?
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 02, 2020, 12:36:45 PM
Very  good!  :lol:  Why'd you leave off "You better watch out"?

What difference at this point does it make?
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: MechAg94 on December 02, 2020, 06:52:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tPA8Ung.jpg)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 04, 2020, 09:46:57 AM
*expletive deleted*it, I do the Bruce McClain prep for Christmas EVERY year...

And the AR-15 was hung by the chimney with care, on the chance that some Democrats may soon be there...
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: WLJ on December 04, 2020, 10:06:02 AM
*expletive deleted*it, I do the Bruce McClain prep for Christmas EVERY year...

And the AR-15 was hung by the chimney with care, on the chance that some Democrats may soon be there...

(https://i1.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ralphie-christmas-story-screw-red-ryder-its-upgrade-time-ar-15.jpg?resize=505%2C505&ssl=1)
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: K Frame on December 04, 2020, 10:16:30 AM
Time for Ralphie to get even for Santa's foot to the face...
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Andiron on December 05, 2020, 09:44:57 PM
Real trees are very environmental. One they it takes 7-20 years to grow a Christmas tree, depending upon the species and desired height, so that ground isn't being disturbed by a plow. This stores carbon. Grass is usually grown between the rows, so there is soil being saved and not lost to wind or water erosion. Real trees provide wildlife habitat while they are growing. Real trees after Christmas can be recycled into fish habbit, goat food, wild life habitat, composed, etc. If it wasn't for my dog, I'd have a real tree and sink the old one every year into my lake.

Super late to this thread,  but reading this was worth commenting on.  We use old christmas trees to mark the safe ice between the lake Erie islands and mainland.  They just end up on the bottom come march.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: Andiron on December 05, 2020, 09:49:53 PM

We finally stopped decorating with outdoor lights because there were a bunch of ahole kids in our town who thought that it was the height of great fun to go up to houses, unscrew the bulbs, and smash them on the porch. They were the same aholes who thought smashing pumpkins on cars was great fun, as well.

One guy caught one of the kids (he was 17 or 18 at the time, so not really a kid) smashing a pumpkin on his car and beat the hell out of him -- REALLY beat the hell out of him. Broke a couple of bones in his face, a couple of his ribs, I think his arm... really felony assault. Only, when the police arrived, the kid had a knife (never really clear whether the homeowner planted the blade or what), but it was enough that kid got arrested for attempted robbery, homeowner was backed up by a neighbor who supposedly saw the whole robbery attempt...

Since the kid already had an extensive juvenile sheet, you can imagine how it went down. Homeowner got off scott free, kid got some time in county jail and, oddly enough, a lot of petty crime and vandalism in town.... stopped. And most people in town were of the opinion that it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

The Law and justice seldom look the same these days.  I'm calling this one a righteous beatdown.
Title: Re: Real or Artificial Christmas Tree?
Post by: HeroHog on December 07, 2020, 12:22:44 AM
"And real trees are firebombs."

Years ago we had a friend who had a small Christmas Tree farm and we would get fresh cut trees, our choice, pick it, cut it, for CHEAP!