Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => Politics => Topic started by: BobR on May 20, 2021, 05:05:24 PM
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If you are going to plagiarize a joke at least make it better than the original, not worse!
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1395103774302158848/pu/vid/640x360/U8pIfcjH5Kw0lyr9.mp4
bob
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One of those men has a genuine respect for the men and women of the military.
The other despises and looks down upon them.
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No, the class isn't dumb Uncle Joe. You are the dumb one. [popcorn]
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I think we're all enjoying the return to civility and norms and what-not.
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No, the class isn't dumb Uncle Joe. You are the dumb one. [popcorn]
Just think of what's next in line. And next in line after that.
The fix is in.
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Just think of what's next in line. And next in line after that.
The fix is in.
And Biden was the guarantee that Obama wasn't going to be bumped off ...
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No, the class isn't dumb Uncle Joe. You are the dumb one. [popcorn]
He said "dull" I thought. Was that because they didn't laugh at his bad joke?
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He said "dull" I thought. Was that because they didn't laugh at his bad joke?
Yep.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CPJEu2bL9wJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
(https://i.imgur.com/Q7eAC7l.jpg?1)
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??? I must be dense .... I don't get it. =(
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??? I must be dense .... I don't get it. =(
lines are swapped around.
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lines are swapped around.
:facepalm: D'oh!!!
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:facepalm: D'oh!!!
(https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/20210113_raedtihs_1000x700-790x310.png)
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That's almost as bad as Russian Cyrillic .... [tinfoil] ..... :rofl:
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I think I "missed" that backwards joke in MechAg94's post because the final panel threw me off a bit. The Dino with the tears.
It doesn't really seem appropriate, really. Sweat would seem more appropriate, to me, atleast.
Or .... it could just be the spiderwebs stuck in the gray matter ... :laugh:
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I think I "missed" that backwards joke in MechAg94's post because the final panel threw me off a bit. The Dino with the tears.
It doesn't really seem appropriate, really. Sweat would seem more appropriate, to me, atleast.
Or .... it could just be the spiderwebs stuck in the gray matter ... :laugh:
Well, the T-Rex seems to be smiling, so maybe they are tears of joy because he got the desired reaction.
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This bad joke is a bit more straightforward.
(https://i.imgur.com/5fUs9HB.jpg?1)
https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/
Not sure if you have access to Instagram. This guy posts a bunch of puns and bad jokes all with the same graphic. I would refer to them as Dad Jokes, but everyone has their own term.
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(https://i.imgur.com/CfzSmtQ.jpg?1)
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Or you can try dry humor like Paul Harrell in his ad for Red Bull and the Taurus Judge. =)
https://youtu.be/-k_sHvI--RU?t=604
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Or you can try dry humor like Paul Harrell in his ad for Red Bull and the Taurus Judge. =)
https://youtu.be/-k_sHvI--RU?t=604
Watched that earlier. He seems to be understandably grumpy over YT demonetizing him
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Odd. When Johnny Carson would screw up a joke, everybody laughed anyway. Of course, come to think of it, Carson didn't have the launch codes.
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Carson didn't have the launch codes.
[tinfoil]
That's what they wanted you to believe.
[tinfoil]
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Odd. When Johnny Carson would screw up a joke, everybody laughed anyway. Of course, come to think of it, Carson didn't have the launch codes.
Please don't allude to the idea that Joe has control over nuclear weapons. It may be, but let's think of non-horrifying things.
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Odd. When Johnny Carson would screw up a joke, everybody laughed anyway.
Ed McMahon knew where his paycheck was coming from.
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Ed McMahon knew where his paycheck was coming from.
He was called "the human laugh track."
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Those "jokes" should have been buried WITH the dinos - 65 million years ago ! :facepalm:
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It looks like the original video has been memory holed. ;/