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Title: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Ben on May 04, 2023, 08:45:55 AM
Happy Cinco de Quatro everyone!

"How much can a banana cost? Ten dollars?"

(https://i.imgur.com/OEZatzE_d.webp?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high)

(aaaand.... in before the star war nerds mentioned their Federation of Planets holiday.)
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: MechAg94 on May 04, 2023, 09:16:00 AM
Happy ____  Day to everyone, even if I have no idea what you are referencing. 

Tomorrow is Sinko do Mayo.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: K Frame on May 04, 2023, 09:23:26 AM
May the Forth be with you as you live long and prosper -- Gandalf the Gray
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: HankB on May 04, 2023, 10:43:27 AM
Happy ____  Day to everyone, even if I have no idea what you are referencing. 

Tomorrow is Sinko do Mayo.
Celebrate.
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/Sink-O-De-Mayo-2007-MEL.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: MechAg94 on May 04, 2023, 11:37:36 AM
I heard about it on the radio so that is how I know it must be true.

Everyone knows the Titanic sank many years ago on the way to New York.  What is less know is it contained a cargo of mayonnaise from Europe intended for Mexico which was the next destination.  Everyone knows the people of Mexico love mayonnaise (the Mexican coworker I told this to was surprised at this).  When the people of Mexico heard the anticipated cargo was lost, they were greatly saddened.  They have mourned the sinking of the mayo ever since on the 5th of May. 

Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on May 04, 2023, 12:45:53 PM
I heard about it on the radio so that is how I know it must be true.

Everyone knows the Titanic sank many years ago on the way to New York.  What is less know is it contained a cargo of mayonnaise from Europe intended for Mexico which was the next destination.  Everyone knows the people of Mexico love mayonnaise (the Mexican coworker I told this to was surprised at this).  When the people of Mexico heard the anticipated cargo was lost, they were greatly saddened.  They have mourned the sinking of the mayo ever since on the 5th of May.

So no bullscat:  one of the dominant food items brought by illegals while crossing the desert border into the US, is mayo.  It's cheap, energy dense, and hydrating. 
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: 230RN on May 04, 2023, 01:34:19 PM
Cinco deported.

Or better yet, Cinco millón deported.

I'm not signing this one so nobody will know who posted it.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: bedlamite on May 04, 2023, 04:14:26 PM
(https://www.portlandhouseofmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/MayTheFourth.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 04, 2023, 04:41:32 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvTXF1iX0AgJmxD?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 04, 2023, 05:04:38 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F58%2Fec%2F8f%2F58ec8fe43783e9feb49f0c30af2c9227.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=877468c9db89f9f6ea21b228ebe1441a572c4d4e207e0efd3e42d90975be3fb3&ipo=images)
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Ben on May 04, 2023, 05:26:25 PM
Well, the ATF and Adam Schiff ruined the day.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2023/05/04/adam-schiffs-maythe4thbewithyou-offering-makes-cringe-o-meters-explode-into-a-million-pieces/
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: dogmush on May 04, 2023, 05:28:37 PM
I think at this point in the inflation ride a banana might cost $10.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 04, 2023, 06:06:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvT3E4QX0AQejTT?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: MechAg94 on May 04, 2023, 11:47:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvTXF1iX0AgJmxD?format=jpg&name=small)
Never play with Super Glue.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: WLJ on May 08, 2023, 09:34:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fi6AIQoFIuk
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 08, 2023, 10:29:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fi6AIQoFIuk

Blaster training was postponed indefinitely - took me just a minute to get that.  =D
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 10, 2023, 03:00:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fi6AIQoFIuk

Boring conversation anyway.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: WLJ on May 18, 2023, 10:07:59 PM
Okay, this is different

Quote
“Star Wars” and nudity are a dangerous combo.

Give a nerd both Tatooine and girls in tassels, and who knows what untold havoc will be wrought?

Yet that’s what “The Empire Strips Back,” a funny sci-fi burlesque show in the East Village, has on offer: A gung-ho evening for ticket buyers who know what made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs and/or would like to see women tantalizingly remove articles of clothing.

 ‘Empire Strips Back’ review: ‘Star Wars’ burlesque is a strange nerd fantasy
https://nypost.com/2023/05/18/empire-strips-back-review-star-wars-meets-burlesque/
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: RoadKingLarry on May 18, 2023, 10:22:53 PM
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52908565779_8c2faac8c6_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2oBmein)
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: WLJ on May 31, 2023, 09:26:28 AM
Woman driver  :P

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BPWAzySzHJo
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Quatro!
Post by: Ben on May 31, 2023, 09:39:48 AM
Woman driver  :P

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BPWAzySzHJo

Keep your battlestar trek stuff out of the Arrested Development thread, star war boy!  =D


Woman driver:

https://youtu.be/EF6rzEpULDI