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Title: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: mtnbkr on September 19, 2007, 06:06:31 AM
Let's vote for this guy instead: http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html

He's crazy, but at least it's an entertaining flavor of crazy.

Chris
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: K Frame on September 19, 2007, 06:09:42 AM
"The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and  government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through  intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education  national and international."

Wow!

That is, by far, the CLEAREST thing I have ever seen coming out of any politician!
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: BrokenPaw on September 19, 2007, 06:11:12 AM
You'd think that someone running for president would be smart enough to have a decent grasp on things like "its/it's", or (at the very least) smart enough to hire people who are to write the web-page copy.
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 19, 2007, 06:16:05 AM
He's a member of the
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Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence ( All Three ) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

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17. To prove I have 1 million U.S. Military Intelligence Negro Female Lawyers and All the Negro Certified Public Accountants in the United States as the U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas, Washington, D.C., Houston, Texas  To Make up the Administration of Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) United States Amy Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas, Washington, D.C., Houston, Texas my home address legalizing Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) to be Government # 1 a Military and Federal Government Law Firm and A Certified Public Account U.S. Government Auditor Firm through Military Intelligence. Also, I have millions of other Federal Police working with me in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: Stetson on September 19, 2007, 07:51:40 AM
I tried to read that site last night and it hurt my head.  Tried again in this thread and it happened again....dangit!
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: charby on September 19, 2007, 07:57:37 AM
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56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

57. To Prove the Bush Family is a Death Order.


Too funny.. Some rapper write his website?

Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: StopTheGrays on September 19, 2007, 08:36:57 AM
Okay. I tried to make sense of what is on the website and I just cannot do that. I thought I might have developed a reading disorder but when I read content on other websites I am able to make sense of it.

One thing is clear though...this is the best candidate the dems have fielded in more than 40 years. I only hope he makes it thru the primaries before the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International are able to silence him.
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: Len Budney on September 19, 2007, 08:45:25 AM
Unfortunately, I never posted it on Usenet in 1989, so it never became "Budney's Law," but: the probability that a paranoid schizophrenic discovers the Internet and learns web design converges over time to 1.00.

--Len.
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: Antibubba on September 20, 2007, 08:56:56 PM
It's as if it was written by Dr. Bronner's Evil twin!
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: Perd Hapley on September 21, 2007, 02:04:05 AM
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The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography.

Once, I am elected to the office of President of the United States of America the thing I am going to do for the people is regulate the office of the President of the United States of America right and not wrong.


Best website ever. 
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: InfidelSerf on September 25, 2007, 10:27:47 AM
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THE DISCIPLINE OF THE US GOVERNMENT RELIGIONS ENFORCEMENT:

There is some concern about the U.S. Government Religions enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government Religions enforcement regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements.     

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?Huh?
Title: Re: Forget Ron Paul...
Post by: Marnoot on September 25, 2007, 11:45:07 AM
Wow. The site reads like it was created by an alpha version of a Presidential-candidate Website generating robot.

I especially liked these under "Reasons for candidacy:"

49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.

67. To Prove these perpetrators are trying to stop me from running for President of The United States. They are Vice-President Dick Chenny, Former Vice-President Al Gore and their Assessors. They keep killing my mother and our family the evidence is on my mothers and our Criminal Intelligence Electronic Surveillance Health Recorder. I do not want these perpetrators to kill my Mother.

Well if his mom would stop resurrecting, they'd stop killing her!  laugh