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Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: HForrest on June 27, 2005, 09:30:09 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/06/26/wrape26.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/06/26/ixworld.html
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Preacherman on June 27, 2005, 09:42:49 PM
I daresay he's still burning - in another place...
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Azrael256 on June 27, 2005, 09:48:06 PM
Heheh...  heh...  heh...  Ok, I could see some kind of public endangerment charge, flaming accelerant inside a building and all, but seeing as none of the human occupants of the establishment were injured, I don't see the need for charges.

But seriously, I would hate to be on that jury.  She probably shouldn't have done that, and she probably committed a crime...  but I dunno if I could convict her.
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: wasrjoe on June 28, 2005, 12:01:41 AM
I love happy stories. Let's hope it ends well for the lady. Fire, what a great tool... I'm so happy to hear it was painful.
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Nightfall on June 28, 2005, 02:24:57 AM
Now that's what I call justice. Naturally, the government will have to fix that. rolleyes
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: natedog on June 28, 2005, 06:12:58 AM
PWN3D
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Sean Smith on June 28, 2005, 08:57:39 AM
Quote from: Azrael256
But seriously, I would hate to be on that jury.  She probably shouldn't have done that, and she probably committed a crime...  but I dunno if I could convict her.
Why would that be a hard decision?  As a juror, you can vote anyway you like, and as long as you aren't dumb enough to tell the judge that you are ignoring their instructions, not a damn thing can be done about it.  "I still had a reasonable doubt.  Not guilty.  Where are the marshmallows?"
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: garyk/nm on June 28, 2005, 09:00:55 AM
Spain lets BGs out on unsupervised passes? WTF?
At least in this case all worked out well. cool Maybe they do that on purpose to give the victims a little opportunity for payback?

You know all of those platitudes you hear when someone passes away?
Now's a good time to turn them around:
"Well, at least he suffered"
"At least he didn't go quickly"
"He is in a far worse place now"

Please feel free to add to the list.
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Azrael256 on June 28, 2005, 09:56:09 AM
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"I still had a reasonable doubt.  Not guilty.  Where are the marshmallows?"
That has got to be the most horrifically disturbing thing I have ever heard.  The marshmallows would be covered in a generous coat of rapist-grease...  ewwwww.
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Antibubba on June 28, 2005, 10:02:49 AM
Azrael,  

   I suppose roasted weenies would be far more appropriate, eh?   :evil with absolutely no regrets:
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Sylvilagus Aquaticus on June 28, 2005, 11:04:46 AM
Is anyone taking up a collection to replace her gasoline stock? Cheesy

Regards,
Rabbit.
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: english kanigit on June 28, 2005, 11:50:24 AM
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"I still had a reasonable doubt.  Not guilty.  Where are the marshmallows?"
That has got to be the most horrifically disturbing thing I have ever heard.  The marshmallows would be covered in a generous coat of rapist-grease...  ewwwww.
Ohhhh, stop it. It hurts! I'm laughing so hard.

I guess this is what you call 'burning desire'. cheesy
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Sean Smith on June 28, 2005, 12:45:22 PM
I don't think they'd be coated in rapist-grease.  Might be smoked with rapist-smoke.  Bring a brisket next time?
Title: Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 28, 2005, 06:42:09 PM
Makes you wonder - why on earth should a rapist ever get out of jail?  At least for the clear-cut violent rape such as this one appears to be.  I don't want to be on that jury, either.