Armed Polite Society

I propose this thread be removed and replaced with a link to a website called The Babylon Bee.

Nein!

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-says-he-supports-a-mothers-right-to-drown-her-newborn-in-the-chappaquiddick-river

Boeing released information this week that it will be taking the lead to quash these unreliability rumors. The aircraft manufacturer announced a bold plan drawing attention to their robust aircraft with a planned flight to the moon!

A 787 is being outfitted for the trip with long range fuel cells in the passenger cabin and cargo holds. As soon as this solar eruption event subsides, it will fly out of the earth's atmosphere, orbit the moon 2 times, and return the crew to an unnamed Nevada airfield.

Boeing representatives concluded the announcement by saying that the flight crew will be hand picked from regular employees and contractors who have recently been seen speaking with the press.

Oh cool, I might get to see … nope, cloudy.

Raining.

Bummer.

Oh cool, I might get to see … nope, cloudy.

For kicks I'm going to start randomly checking my GPS error. A G5 storm could bump error up towards the old selective availability days of the '90s.