You know' I would almost welcome them taking a, ah, 'stab' at my iPod. Things might prove entertaining....
"Why, yes officer. I found him like this. Uh, huh, with all his bling shoved up his a## too."
![rolleyes](http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
"No, officer. I don't know
anything about his ear being cut off..."
![cheesy](http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
"Oh? That was shoved up his a## too you say? Oh, dear..."