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My dear, sweet Mother...
« on: January 15, 2008, 10:11:02 AM »
My dear sweet mother and her penchant for saving things can be, well... a little embarrassing sometimes.  In celebration of my recent birthday she dug up these little gems.



Junior in high school





As Jason in The Medea (On Act Play)





And the obligatory "Mullet and scraggly beard" shot

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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 10:13:08 AM »
If your maternal granny is still around, talk to her about your Mom . . . maybe granny saved some pictures, too.  grin
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 10:43:58 AM »
nice blazer

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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2008, 12:52:41 PM »
Damn, I had a Mustang just like that except it was grey/silver and it didn't have the leather roof. Other than that, BWHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!! That's just funny stuff...  grin
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 12:57:38 PM »
its all about revenge... i got a pic of my dad when he was little and his mom is helping put on his toy gunbelt.

next.... incriminating pics of mother (just need to drive to grandma's house)
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 01:01:36 PM »
A mullet and shaggy beard thread!?
Oh boy!
*rushes to mirror with camera*

OR

A humiliating photo thread!?
Oh boy!
*rushes to mirror with camera*
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 01:08:04 PM »
Quote from: mbs357 on January 15, 2008, 12:01:36 PM
A mullet and shaggy beard thread!?
Oh boy!
*rushes to mirror with camera*

OR

A humiliating photo thread!?
Oh boy!
*rushes to mirror with camera*

somebody is a glutton for punishment...... *grin*
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 03:33:43 PM »
 I'm patient, first time my 3 month old girl gives me trouble or gives her future boyfriend trouble out will come the picture from her diaper rash experience, the one where she is getting her ass dried with a hair dryer. Cheesy

Nice mullet!
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 04:04:20 PM »
Anybody want to volunteer to put a bullseye on that picture. I'll do my part by shooting them.
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 07:50:30 PM »
My mother got disappointed by the "embarrassing photos" trick.

 One day, after Spoon and I had been together for awhile, mom dragged out the naked baby pictures. Spoon looked, then deadpanned to mom "Yeah... I know what he grew into. These aren't anything I haven't already seen". At which point mom hit me...
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 09:29:22 AM »
I tried to embarass my father, found an old picture of him dressed up as Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror.  Didn't work, as he is proud of it.  On a sidenote, my eyes only bled a little.
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Re: My dear, sweet Mother...
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2008, 02:24:07 AM »
Man, I wish I'd had a dad who'd be proud of dressing up as Frank-n-furter. I'm trying to picture that now and it just isn't working for me. laugh
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