Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house
with those expensive double pane energy efficient
kind. But today I got a call from the contractor
who installed them. He was complaining that the work
had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't
paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean
that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just
what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last
year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows
would pay for THEMSELVES.
Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the
line, so I finally just hung up. He didn't call
back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.