Creepy gnome stalks Argentina town...

[Manedwolf]

A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night, The Sun reports.

The little person  who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk  was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html

The hell? 

[MicroBalrog]

Some form of strange animal/monkey thing.

Shoot it and ask questions later.

[charby]

The Travelocity Gnome is checking out travel deals in Argentina?

[Manedwolf]

There's a video there, too. Someone got it on their camera phone.

[El Tejon]

That's it, cut off their foreign aid.  If Argentina get's off Uncle Sugar's tit, then they will have to go to work and stop drinking and making stories up about gnomes.

[johnster999]

"I've come to enforce the guarantee!"

[Paddy]

He obviously escaped from somebody's front yard.

[HankB]

"I'm calling for backup . . . NO! NO! DON'T BACK UP!!"

[mtnbkr]

On one of the offroad trails I ride from time to time, there's a section that goes through a rocky area with some craggy "cliffs" on one side.  One afternoon, I'm riding through there and I notice someone has put a bunch of lawn gnomes in the various nooks and crannies.  Kind of funny and creepy at the same time.  Next time I came through there, they were all gone (couple months later).

Chris

[Mabs2]

They just "happen" to be filming.
Always find that kind of setup suspect.
"Oh we just happened to be filming when a monster jumped out in front of us."

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

Maybe this is our first preview of 'The Argentine Gnome Project.'

[MechAg94]

"I've come to enforce the guarantee!"

Almost lost my drink.   

[Harold Tuttle]

ya know, a little smurf outfit and a robo-sapien would be good for some fun

[keeleon]

http://www.itswickedfun.net/reference/monsters/nm008.html