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Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« on: May 14, 2008, 12:15:51 PM »
Tuesday May 13 2008
Better Know a Lobby - Gun Control
Episode: #04065 Views: 21495
Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun. (06:29)

"Those ladies need those guns to protect themselves from being objectified"

dang i figured it would be a good time for gunnies but...
Steven was CCWing an AT4!

"infringe infringe infringe,
you might as well wear a fringe jacket"

"Imagine how much more hopeful the story of the gospel would be if Jesus had a gun"

I think people are tired of the "a lot of people have been killed by guns card"

http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/videos.jhtml?videoId=168449
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 01:28:49 PM »
Sorry to get all serious, but, was it not deeply revealing how he responded to Colbert's question about defending himself against a knife attack?  "I would trip you."  "I would appeal to your rational side."  "I would kick you down there." 

Sad. 
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 01:44:06 PM »
you mean he didn't say "my bodyguards would shoot you?" rolleyes
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 05:07:50 PM »
Well, he sure didn't give me a reason to start watching his show.
Or TV at all.
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 05:30:37 PM »
Huh???

What is this "Tee Vee" of which you speak?
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 06:01:51 PM »
It's that box thing that pictures of stupid people come up on.
Makes you dumb.
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 09:32:10 PM »
It makes you wonder if Helmke has ever seen the show, or heard of it.  Did he really think he'd be able to deliver a serious pitch?
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 09:34:27 PM »
Admittedly the story of the gospel *would* be far more hopeful if Jesus was carring a brace of Glocks under his toga. grin
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 01:54:16 PM »
here is the report from Sarah Brady's reality distortion field:

Last night, Brady President Paul Helmke went face–to–face with Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report. Click here to watch the video.
Paul held his own for the Brady Campaign and sensible gun laws with Mr. Colbert and his brilliantly outlandish antics.
Sincerely,

Sarah Brady, Chair
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 03:14:34 PM »
Did it look like he got kind of nervous when Colbert was pulling out some of those pistols, and other various weaponry.
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Re: Stephen Colbert interviews the Brady.orgs Paul Helmke
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 06:01:11 PM »
Yes, I thought the "I would trip you and if that didn't work I would talk to you and if that didn't work I would kick in you junk".   That guy must think that every honest person is half ninja and half Chuck Norris and every criminal has a below average IQ and is in poor health.

I wished Colbert would of asked him his grandmother is to do if someone attacks her with a knife.
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